Bucknell 1988
Princeton vs. Bucknell
October 15th, 1988
Outcome Unknown
Men who hate women, and the women who love them. Women who hate men and the men who love them. Men who love men and the women who take pictures of them. Next, on the Princeton Band Show.
“Princeton Forward”
The Princeton University Band takes a long hard look at The Talk Show Circuit. The Band’s favorite talk show host is Geraldo Rivera. He’s so real, so dedicated, so down to earth. Illustrating its opinion of Geraldo, the Band forms the anatomical part which embodies his personality — his moustache. (Band forms moustache) Tune in now for Geraldo’s latest gritty, biting journalistic expose…the opening of Ben Johnson’s Medicine Cabinet. The locks are cut, the door swings open…the Band is biting its nails…and what’s this? A small bottle of pills. What are they, Band? Are they Geritol? Flintstones chewables? No, I don’t think so. Oh no Band, don’t eat them! Now you’ve done it! (moustache gets larger) Forming enhanced size and performance due to long hard work and training, the Band hopes that Colonial League testing doesn’t require any samples in a little brown jug.
“Little Brown Jug”
Gosh Band, wouldn’t it be nifty if you could be on the David Letterman show? After all, you are the world’s second most dangerous band. You could do some stupid Band tricks. Roll over Band! (Band rolls over.) Play Dead Band! (Band plays dead.) Bark like a seal, Band! (Band barks.) Now Band, march like the Bucknell band! (Band freezes.) Oh no, Band! Not even you can look that silly! Let’s try something else, Band. Forming a thrillcam on the field, the Band proves once again that it’s not ready for prime time.
“Gospel John” (Band forms a thrillcam)
October 15th, 1988
Outcome Unknown
Men who hate women, and the women who love them. Women who hate men and the men who love them. Men who love men and the women who take pictures of them. Next, on the Princeton Band Show.
“Princeton Forward”
The Princeton University Band takes a long hard look at The Talk Show Circuit. The Band’s favorite talk show host is Geraldo Rivera. He’s so real, so dedicated, so down to earth. Illustrating its opinion of Geraldo, the Band forms the anatomical part which embodies his personality — his moustache. (Band forms moustache) Tune in now for Geraldo’s latest gritty, biting journalistic expose…the opening of Ben Johnson’s Medicine Cabinet. The locks are cut, the door swings open…the Band is biting its nails…and what’s this? A small bottle of pills. What are they, Band? Are they Geritol? Flintstones chewables? No, I don’t think so. Oh no Band, don’t eat them! Now you’ve done it! (moustache gets larger) Forming enhanced size and performance due to long hard work and training, the Band hopes that Colonial League testing doesn’t require any samples in a little brown jug.
“Little Brown Jug”
Gosh Band, wouldn’t it be nifty if you could be on the David Letterman show? After all, you are the world’s second most dangerous band. You could do some stupid Band tricks. Roll over Band! (Band rolls over.) Play Dead Band! (Band plays dead.) Bark like a seal, Band! (Band barks.) Now Band, march like the Bucknell band! (Band freezes.) Oh no, Band! Not even you can look that silly! Let’s try something else, Band. Forming a thrillcam on the field, the Band proves once again that it’s not ready for prime time.
“Gospel John” (Band forms a thrillcam)
