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Brown 1969

Brown at Princeton
November 1st, 1969
​Princeton wins 33-6


Ladies and gentlemen: Now that the pre-show game is over, the Princeton Band presents an irreverent view of the contemporary scene.

The Band now brings you the 3rd installment in the continuing adventures of Susan Pyne. Picking her up where we last left off, we find that, although Sue is constantly having dates, over forty of her fellow coeds (according to the Prince) could not find dates for the Rutgers weekend. Unfortunately, not all coeds are Sue Pyne.

“Help! I Need Somebody” (Band forms ‘SUE’)

The Band now presents its 4th Annual “when are they going to finish campus construction? show.” Directing you attention to

a) The Math-Physics complex
b) Firestone Library, or
c) Jadwin Cage
we wonder when Princeton will resolve its edifice complex.

“In the Year 2525”

Speaking of backwards, we turn our attention to Capitol Hill and look in on our beloved Vice President. We note that the October 16 issue of the New York Times reported Spiro T. Agnew as saying, quote, “that the moratorium was run by an effete corps of impudent young snobs who characterize themselves as intellectuals.” Forming either

a) a feet in the mouth
b) a slip of the lip
we pay tribute to our esteemed representative.

“Fool On The Hill” (Band forms ‘OOPS’)

Finally, we note that while you students are enjoying this halftime show, ten of you are being robbed of all your possessions. We therefore urge you to go call a proctor…and gamble. Forming a welcome mat, we salute Princeton students’ generosity.


“Walk Right In” (Band forms rectangles)

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