Brown 1981
Princeton at Brown
October 3rd, 1981
Princeton wins 20-17
Ladies and gentlemen, the Princeton University Band takes a long, hard, squeaky clean look at things that aren’t funny.
“Princeton Forward”
And, speaking of insectuous relationships, take the medfly, please. Oh, there’s nothing at all funny about these pests from the west. A desperate Jerry Brown, recalling what has eighteen legs and catches flies, has called in the Dodgers as a special swat team. Of course, given California’s success with its other attempt at environmental control, the band suggests that California make its slogan “save the flies and nuke the whales.”
“California Dreaming” (Band forms an orange)
And, speaking of flies, the Band asks the musical question, “Waiter, what’s this medfly doing in my 7-Up?”
“Feeling 7-UP” (Band forms 7-UP)
And, speaking of things that aren’t funny, take the Moral Majority, please. Actually, the Moral Majority is a grave contradiction in terms. Even Jerry Falwell knows that forcing Providence on anyone is immoral…just take a look around. And, speaking of squalor, if blessed are the poor, the Band wants to know why there are only preppies in the Ivy League.
“Get Me to the Church on Time” (Band forms ‘G.O.P.’)
Marches aren’t funny, so we’re going to play one by the man named after the sousaphone, John Phillip Tuba.
“Washington Post March” (Band forms concert shell)
And speaking of things that aren’t funny, take the Brown Band, please.
October 3rd, 1981
Princeton wins 20-17
Ladies and gentlemen, the Princeton University Band takes a long, hard, squeaky clean look at things that aren’t funny.
“Princeton Forward”
And, speaking of insectuous relationships, take the medfly, please. Oh, there’s nothing at all funny about these pests from the west. A desperate Jerry Brown, recalling what has eighteen legs and catches flies, has called in the Dodgers as a special swat team. Of course, given California’s success with its other attempt at environmental control, the band suggests that California make its slogan “save the flies and nuke the whales.”
“California Dreaming” (Band forms an orange)
And, speaking of flies, the Band asks the musical question, “Waiter, what’s this medfly doing in my 7-Up?”
“Feeling 7-UP” (Band forms 7-UP)
And, speaking of things that aren’t funny, take the Moral Majority, please. Actually, the Moral Majority is a grave contradiction in terms. Even Jerry Falwell knows that forcing Providence on anyone is immoral…just take a look around. And, speaking of squalor, if blessed are the poor, the Band wants to know why there are only preppies in the Ivy League.
“Get Me to the Church on Time” (Band forms ‘G.O.P.’)
Marches aren’t funny, so we’re going to play one by the man named after the sousaphone, John Phillip Tuba.
“Washington Post March” (Band forms concert shell)
And speaking of things that aren’t funny, take the Brown Band, please.
