Brown 1983
Princeton at Brown
October 1st, 1983
Outcome Unknown
(To the tune of the International Ladies Garment Workers’ Union Song) Look for the orange jackets when you are dying for fun at a game. Remember somewhere there is precision in high school bands that all look the same. We think they’re really boring so we are funny. We’ll entertain you at every game. So always look for those tacky jackets And you will always be glad that you came.
(Band walks out one by one from sidelines to form blob)
There are few organizations larger than AT&T. However, Bell’s quest for total monopoly has been hung up for good. While new firms like MCI are SPRINTing past her, an expectant Ma Bell is busy enduring labor pains. Once the cord has been cut, the new-born companies will offer innovations such as party lines with built-in taps and direct dial service to Mexico via Taco Bell. Forming the Liberty Bell on the field, the Band reminds you that obscene phone calls are the next best thing to being there.
“Liberty Bell March” (Band forms Liberty Bell which breaks up into subsidiary blobs)
One large disorganization is Congress. Though the size of this institution remains the same, the Congressmen’s wallets and the speaker’s waistline are expanding uncontrollably. I mean, when Congressmen sit around the House, they sit around the House. While on summer recess, Congressmen have become junkett food junkies, getting them countless pages behind in their work. But no discussion of the unbalanced government diet would be complete without mentioning the bloated pentagon budget, stuffed with $10,000 punctured airplane tires, and $900 screws. Forming a wobbly warhead on the field, the Band illustrates the ill consequences of defective parts.
“Stripper” (Band forms wobbly warhead)
Moving from the founding fathers to Godfathers, the Band recognizes the world’s largest organization — the Mafia. Moving in the mob’s racket, the Band would like to make you an offer you can’t refuse and expose Brown alums whose fiddle cases contain more violence than violins. Straight from the horse’s mouth, the Band has learned…Hey! What’re you doing in here? Oh! Ouch!…O.K., O.K., we’ll play. Play, Band!
“Peter Gun” (Band forms a coffin)
And now, for the slimiest mob around, take the Brown Band….please.
October 1st, 1983
Outcome Unknown
(To the tune of the International Ladies Garment Workers’ Union Song) Look for the orange jackets when you are dying for fun at a game. Remember somewhere there is precision in high school bands that all look the same. We think they’re really boring so we are funny. We’ll entertain you at every game. So always look for those tacky jackets And you will always be glad that you came.
(Band walks out one by one from sidelines to form blob)
There are few organizations larger than AT&T. However, Bell’s quest for total monopoly has been hung up for good. While new firms like MCI are SPRINTing past her, an expectant Ma Bell is busy enduring labor pains. Once the cord has been cut, the new-born companies will offer innovations such as party lines with built-in taps and direct dial service to Mexico via Taco Bell. Forming the Liberty Bell on the field, the Band reminds you that obscene phone calls are the next best thing to being there.
“Liberty Bell March” (Band forms Liberty Bell which breaks up into subsidiary blobs)
One large disorganization is Congress. Though the size of this institution remains the same, the Congressmen’s wallets and the speaker’s waistline are expanding uncontrollably. I mean, when Congressmen sit around the House, they sit around the House. While on summer recess, Congressmen have become junkett food junkies, getting them countless pages behind in their work. But no discussion of the unbalanced government diet would be complete without mentioning the bloated pentagon budget, stuffed with $10,000 punctured airplane tires, and $900 screws. Forming a wobbly warhead on the field, the Band illustrates the ill consequences of defective parts.
“Stripper” (Band forms wobbly warhead)
Moving from the founding fathers to Godfathers, the Band recognizes the world’s largest organization — the Mafia. Moving in the mob’s racket, the Band would like to make you an offer you can’t refuse and expose Brown alums whose fiddle cases contain more violence than violins. Straight from the horse’s mouth, the Band has learned…Hey! What’re you doing in here? Oh! Ouch!…O.K., O.K., we’ll play. Play, Band!
“Peter Gun” (Band forms a coffin)
And now, for the slimiest mob around, take the Brown Band….please.