Brown 1985
Princeton at Brown
October 5th, 1985
Princeton loses 17-0
To Whom It May Concern:
We, the undersigned, cannot condone the cruel and callous condemnation and confiscation of kegs on this colorful college campus. Cordially, The Princeton University Band.
“Princeton Forward”
When in the Coors of human events, the administration feels that it’s Schaefer to Foster a sober Budweiser student body, kegs become a thing of the Pabst. The administration and students are at lagerheads, because each student knows that his Heineken Naragansett and enjoy a cold one around the quad. The administration thought that they problem in the Bud, but students are still Millering around in search of that elusive golden brew. The Band asks the musical question, What’s Lowenbraun? Kegs, shown here. And you can’t have them. Tough Schlitz.
“Beer Barrel Polka” (Band forms keg)
While other campuses are rolling out the kegs, students at Brown must find something else to roll. Although some may want to get out of this joint, not all are upset with this tragic turn of events. One campus group that is particularly happy is SADD. Forming:
a) Students Against Drunk Drivers
b) Students Against Dry Dorms
c) Stop Admitting Democrat’s Daughters
d) Send Dollars Against Dyslexia
e)
f) the Brown Band
We say, don’t despair! In four short years, when it’s time to relax, if you’ve got the diploma, we’ve got the beer.
“Welcome to Miller Time” (Band forms ‘SADD’)
Doesn’t the thought of four sober years just make you want to die? But wait! Don’t take that cyanide pill! There are so many other ways to escape the grim reality of Brown. Try hanging out with high school students — they always have beer! Drink methanol and get blind drunk. Get a lobotomy and try taking your courses graded, for once. Or, if you can brave the long lines, go to the corner drug store and pick up the Real Thing.
“I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing” (Band forms blob, is cut into four lines)
But for a truly harrowing example of sobriety at its worst, take the Brown Band. Please.
October 5th, 1985
Princeton loses 17-0
To Whom It May Concern:
We, the undersigned, cannot condone the cruel and callous condemnation and confiscation of kegs on this colorful college campus. Cordially, The Princeton University Band.
“Princeton Forward”
When in the Coors of human events, the administration feels that it’s Schaefer to Foster a sober Budweiser student body, kegs become a thing of the Pabst. The administration and students are at lagerheads, because each student knows that his Heineken Naragansett and enjoy a cold one around the quad. The administration thought that they problem in the Bud, but students are still Millering around in search of that elusive golden brew. The Band asks the musical question, What’s Lowenbraun? Kegs, shown here. And you can’t have them. Tough Schlitz.
“Beer Barrel Polka” (Band forms keg)
While other campuses are rolling out the kegs, students at Brown must find something else to roll. Although some may want to get out of this joint, not all are upset with this tragic turn of events. One campus group that is particularly happy is SADD. Forming:
a) Students Against Drunk Drivers
b) Students Against Dry Dorms
c) Stop Admitting Democrat’s Daughters
d) Send Dollars Against Dyslexia
e)
f) the Brown Band
We say, don’t despair! In four short years, when it’s time to relax, if you’ve got the diploma, we’ve got the beer.
“Welcome to Miller Time” (Band forms ‘SADD’)
Doesn’t the thought of four sober years just make you want to die? But wait! Don’t take that cyanide pill! There are so many other ways to escape the grim reality of Brown. Try hanging out with high school students — they always have beer! Drink methanol and get blind drunk. Get a lobotomy and try taking your courses graded, for once. Or, if you can brave the long lines, go to the corner drug store and pick up the Real Thing.
“I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing” (Band forms blob, is cut into four lines)
But for a truly harrowing example of sobriety at its worst, take the Brown Band. Please.
