Brown 1986
Princeton vs. Brown
October 4th, 1986
Outcome Unknown
Ladies and gentlemen, the Princeton University Band takes a hard look at the long arm of the law.
“Princeton Forward”
Providence, Rhode Island: Real cops don’t wear pastels, they wear brown. (“Dragnet Theme”) Meet Providence Vice, the police force that’s cleaning up the nation. They started at Brown, drying up working kegs and working women. For their next trick they took it on the road to Purdue where they clothed the Nude Olympicth. Then to Maryland where they cracked down on speeders, and at Princeton, they caught the clapper nabbers and put a cap on open beers. Even off duty in Houston they were striking out crime and Mets’ pitchers, and in Hawaii they booked Danno — Murder 1. (Censored: Saluting these colorful protectors of the Constitution for busting their butts and bending over backwards to enforce a recent Supreme Court decision, the Band forms a Georgia peach and plays “Sweet Georgia Brown.”) Saluting these colorful protectors of the Constitution for enforcing a recent Supreme Court decision, the Band forms a Georgia peach and plays “Sweet Georgia Brown.”
“Sweet Georgia Brown” (Band forms peach)
From law enforcement to law makers the Band says, “Take Pierre Du Pont, si’l vous plait, non, vraiment.” He wants to stop drug abuse with mandatory urinalysis, and, if Pierre has his way, students will look forward to proving their #1. You don’t have to be a whiz kid to take this test, because it’s only offered pass/fail. Of course some Pre-meds and Wilson School majors may overdo it, producing prodigious output in order to drown their professors in a sea of information. But for most students, they’ll be out in no time. Forming a mason jar on the field, the Band seeks relief in a little brown jug.
“LBJ” (Band forms mason jar)
Didn’t that feel good, Band? And wouldn’t you like to share the sensation? Always willing to spread good feeling throughout the world the band nominates the following as candidates for urinalysis:
a) Joe Piscopo
b) Peter Pan and Tinkle Bell
c) Urethra Franklin,
d) Betsy Wetsy,
e) Dr. Louis B. Leakey and his fossil, and
f) the Brown Band.
Saluting Dr. Leakey’s fossil the Band forms a bone and plays Louis, Louis [no accent].
“Louis, Louis” (Band forms bone)
Cutting away from law enforcement the Band takes a look at lawn enforcement. What’s that, Band? You can’t find any grass on campus? No wonder, you’re in Wilson College. Why not try up-campus? Nope, everything up there is stone, all you’ll find are some weeds. Maybe the proctors can help? Oh no, they’ve banned grass in public areas too. Demonstrating the one thing not yet banned on campus, the Band forms a band and plays “Liberty Bell March” by John Phillip Sousa.
“Liberty Bell March” (Band forms a band)
October 4th, 1986
Outcome Unknown
Ladies and gentlemen, the Princeton University Band takes a hard look at the long arm of the law.
“Princeton Forward”
Providence, Rhode Island: Real cops don’t wear pastels, they wear brown. (“Dragnet Theme”) Meet Providence Vice, the police force that’s cleaning up the nation. They started at Brown, drying up working kegs and working women. For their next trick they took it on the road to Purdue where they clothed the Nude Olympicth. Then to Maryland where they cracked down on speeders, and at Princeton, they caught the clapper nabbers and put a cap on open beers. Even off duty in Houston they were striking out crime and Mets’ pitchers, and in Hawaii they booked Danno — Murder 1. (Censored: Saluting these colorful protectors of the Constitution for busting their butts and bending over backwards to enforce a recent Supreme Court decision, the Band forms a Georgia peach and plays “Sweet Georgia Brown.”) Saluting these colorful protectors of the Constitution for enforcing a recent Supreme Court decision, the Band forms a Georgia peach and plays “Sweet Georgia Brown.”
“Sweet Georgia Brown” (Band forms peach)
From law enforcement to law makers the Band says, “Take Pierre Du Pont, si’l vous plait, non, vraiment.” He wants to stop drug abuse with mandatory urinalysis, and, if Pierre has his way, students will look forward to proving their #1. You don’t have to be a whiz kid to take this test, because it’s only offered pass/fail. Of course some Pre-meds and Wilson School majors may overdo it, producing prodigious output in order to drown their professors in a sea of information. But for most students, they’ll be out in no time. Forming a mason jar on the field, the Band seeks relief in a little brown jug.
“LBJ” (Band forms mason jar)
Didn’t that feel good, Band? And wouldn’t you like to share the sensation? Always willing to spread good feeling throughout the world the band nominates the following as candidates for urinalysis:
a) Joe Piscopo
b) Peter Pan and Tinkle Bell
c) Urethra Franklin,
d) Betsy Wetsy,
e) Dr. Louis B. Leakey and his fossil, and
f) the Brown Band.
Saluting Dr. Leakey’s fossil the Band forms a bone and plays Louis, Louis [no accent].
“Louis, Louis” (Band forms bone)
Cutting away from law enforcement the Band takes a look at lawn enforcement. What’s that, Band? You can’t find any grass on campus? No wonder, you’re in Wilson College. Why not try up-campus? Nope, everything up there is stone, all you’ll find are some weeds. Maybe the proctors can help? Oh no, they’ve banned grass in public areas too. Demonstrating the one thing not yet banned on campus, the Band forms a band and plays “Liberty Bell March” by John Phillip Sousa.
“Liberty Bell March” (Band forms a band)
