Brown 2001
Princeton at Brown
October 13th, 2001
Princeton loses 24-35
Pregame:
Smacking of old fashioned elitism, it’s the Princeton University Band!
(Band plays “Princeton Cannon Song”)
For some reason, the Rockefeller Library didn’t welcome us with open arms this morning. We were wondering just what it is they’re trying to hide.
Saluting Brown’s dirty secret, the band forms a little ‘b’.
(Band forms ‘b’, plays “Brown Cheering Song”)
And now:
(Band plays Going Back)
Hey Band, make like a library and Book.
Halftime
Princeton and all members of the Ivy league share in the loss of September 11th, the memories of the victims live on, as we try to cope with the tragedy and move forward with hope, and in this spirit we present our more lighthearted halftime show. And so… Attention Janina Montero …. We’re BA-ack
(Band Plays Princeton Forward)
We heard that the number of assaults on campus has been rising faster than a politician at an internship convention. Because the Princeton Band cares about your safety, we’re offer some tips to help you stay safe.
Forming a question mark, the band suggests you draw your own conclusions. (Band forms a question mark, plays “She’s Not There”)
Note: The second joke was not performed .
(Moving from Townie Muggers to Brown Tree Huggers, we’ve heard that Brown Pacifists have had trouble expressing their pent up aggression. Here are some constructive outlets:
(Band forms a Care Bear Stare, plays “Gimme Some Lovin'”))
Run Away, it’s the Bruin football team, and they look pretty Miffed
October 13th, 2001
Princeton loses 24-35
Pregame:
Smacking of old fashioned elitism, it’s the Princeton University Band!
(Band plays “Princeton Cannon Song”)
For some reason, the Rockefeller Library didn’t welcome us with open arms this morning. We were wondering just what it is they’re trying to hide.
- Secretly inaugurating President Simmons a day early
- Sweatshops for hemp necklaces
- Vegetarians are holding their weekly meat feast
- Weekly book burnings
- Holding secret non-pass-fail classes
- The Brown Band
Saluting Brown’s dirty secret, the band forms a little ‘b’.
(Band forms ‘b’, plays “Brown Cheering Song”)
And now:
- Dreaming of a Brown Christmas
- In the deep Brown sea
- Roses are Brown, Violets are also Brown
- A great Brown Shark
- Brown skies, smiling at me
- The grass is always Browner on the other side
- We all live in a Brown submarine
- Brown you glad I didn’t say – the double double rotating P!
(Band plays Going Back)
Hey Band, make like a library and Book.
Halftime
Princeton and all members of the Ivy league share in the loss of September 11th, the memories of the victims live on, as we try to cope with the tragedy and move forward with hope, and in this spirit we present our more lighthearted halftime show. And so… Attention Janina Montero …. We’re BA-ack
(Band Plays Princeton Forward)
We heard that the number of assaults on campus has been rising faster than a politician at an internship convention. Because the Princeton Band cares about your safety, we’re offer some tips to help you stay safe.
- Use Full Body Prophylactics
- Dress up like a tree
- Wear a belt of human scalps
- Smell like the Brown Band
- Run Current through your piercings
- Always Protest in groups of three or more
- Move to New Haven… oh wait
- Always walk with a buddy … a slower buddy
- Carry Mace, and a battle axe
- Try not to walk around with hundred dollar bills taped to your naked body
- And Intern for Gary Condit, they can’t hurt what they can’t find
Forming a question mark, the band suggests you draw your own conclusions. (Band forms a question mark, plays “She’s Not There”)
Note: The second joke was not performed .
(Moving from Townie Muggers to Brown Tree Huggers, we’ve heard that Brown Pacifists have had trouble expressing their pent up aggression. Here are some constructive outlets:
- Squeezing in one more protest between lectures
- S&M
- Stockpiling nerf products
- Dodgeball
- Adding more strongly worded bumper stickers to their VW Bus
- Piñatas
- Building semi automatic Salad Shooters
- Running Naked in the Snow
- Getting really Miffed
- Piercings, Piercings, Piercings
- Adding Cleats to their Birkenstocks
- Making Hemp nooses
- Watching Brad Pitt movies and making soap
- Growing Killer Tomatoes
- Sharpening Olive Branches and Training Attack doves
- And Practicing their Care Bear Stare … shown here actual size
(Band forms a Care Bear Stare, plays “Gimme Some Lovin'”))
Run Away, it’s the Bruin football team, and they look pretty Miffed
