Brown 2013
Brown at Princeton
October 19th, 2013
Princeton wins 39-17
Pregame:
Currently crossing the border from Massachusetts to Rhode Island, it’s the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to Forward)
Setting the Brown parents into Brownian motion, the band turns to the Brown stands.
(Band plays Brown fight song)
You may have heard that the actor playing the lead role in 50 Shades of Grey has pulled out. That’s because he left to star in our new film, 50 Shades of Brown!
It starts as two Brown students struggle to locate Rhode Island. After finding it, they try to go to classes, but for some inexplicable reason, they just can’t. But no one else notices, because they aren’t going to class either.
While on their journey, the two students hear they should be doing something mysterious called work. Never having heard the word before, they get it confused with another word they know all too well — twerk.
We’re expecting our movie to get a rating of Pass on IMDb, but if it doesn’t, I guess we can always return to Nassau Hall. Forming a P for the rating our movie probably won’t get, the band plays “Going Back to Nassau Hall.”
(Band forms Double Double Rotating P and plays Going Back)
Run away band, you’ve overcrowded the state.
Halftime:
Darn it, we forgot to write a come on line. It’s the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to Forward)
When we heard that Brown’s mascot was the bear, it reminded us of our favorite nursery rhyme. It’s been a while, but we recall it goes something like this:
Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?
I see a tiger, eating me.
Tiger, tiger, what do you see?
I see the happiest students in America looking at me.
Happy Brown students, what do you see?
We see the gray smoke of our . . . tobacco.
Gray smoke, gray smoke, what do you see?
I see a giant blue termite looking at me.
Nibbles Woodaway, what do you see?
I see students passing classes with C’s.
Students in pass/fail classes, what do you see?
We foresee never being taken seriously.
There sure is a lot to be seen in such a tiny state! Using our eye to see everything we can, the band forms an eyeball and plays “Eye of the Tiger.”
(Band forms eyeball and plays “Eye of the Tiger”)
We thought the Nobel prizes were nice and everything, but there are a lot of prizes we think should exist that don’t.
(Band forms a medal and plays “Holiday”)
The nation’s been in tears ever since Air Canada lost it’s passenger’s greyhound dog. But we weren’t surprised: Last time we flew Air Canada, they lost a ridiculous amount of stuff.
(Band forms an airplane and plays “Snakes on a Plane”)
Run away, band! The snakes got off the plane! Oh, God, run run run run run!
October 19th, 2013
Princeton wins 39-17
Pregame:
Currently crossing the border from Massachusetts to Rhode Island, it’s the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to Forward)
Setting the Brown parents into Brownian motion, the band turns to the Brown stands.
(Band plays Brown fight song)
You may have heard that the actor playing the lead role in 50 Shades of Grey has pulled out. That’s because he left to star in our new film, 50 Shades of Brown!
It starts as two Brown students struggle to locate Rhode Island. After finding it, they try to go to classes, but for some inexplicable reason, they just can’t. But no one else notices, because they aren’t going to class either.
While on their journey, the two students hear they should be doing something mysterious called work. Never having heard the word before, they get it confused with another word they know all too well — twerk.
We’re expecting our movie to get a rating of Pass on IMDb, but if it doesn’t, I guess we can always return to Nassau Hall. Forming a P for the rating our movie probably won’t get, the band plays “Going Back to Nassau Hall.”
(Band forms Double Double Rotating P and plays Going Back)
Run away band, you’ve overcrowded the state.
Halftime:
Darn it, we forgot to write a come on line. It’s the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to Forward)
When we heard that Brown’s mascot was the bear, it reminded us of our favorite nursery rhyme. It’s been a while, but we recall it goes something like this:
Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?
I see a tiger, eating me.
Tiger, tiger, what do you see?
I see the happiest students in America looking at me.
Happy Brown students, what do you see?
We see the gray smoke of our . . . tobacco.
Gray smoke, gray smoke, what do you see?
I see a giant blue termite looking at me.
Nibbles Woodaway, what do you see?
I see students passing classes with C’s.
Students in pass/fail classes, what do you see?
We foresee never being taken seriously.
There sure is a lot to be seen in such a tiny state! Using our eye to see everything we can, the band forms an eyeball and plays “Eye of the Tiger.”
(Band forms eyeball and plays “Eye of the Tiger”)
We thought the Nobel prizes were nice and everything, but there are a lot of prizes we think should exist that don’t.
- The Nobel prize in winning elections goes to the president of Azerbeijan, for winning the day before voting started.
- The Nobel prize for being an island goes to Rhode Island.
- The prize for overcoming diversity goes to the one armed man from Belarus who figured out how to applaud . . . and then got arrested because applause is illegal there.
- The Nobel Peas Prize goes to Gregor Mendel.
- The prize for confidence in body image goes to Brown for their nudity week.
(Band forms a medal and plays “Holiday”)
The nation’s been in tears ever since Air Canada lost it’s passenger’s greyhound dog. But we weren’t surprised: Last time we flew Air Canada, they lost a ridiculous amount of stuff.
- They lost all our clothes — even the ones we were wearing.
- They lost our gallon sized bag of four ounce containers of liquid.
- They lost our maple syrup. Actually, I’ll bet those darn Canadians stole it. The hosers are probably drowning their pancakes in it right now.
- They lost our bear carcasses, but I’m sure we’ll get a few new ones today.
- They lost our minds — wait no, we lost those a while ago.
(Band forms an airplane and plays “Snakes on a Plane”)
Run away, band! The snakes got off the plane! Oh, God, run run run run run!
