Brown 2014
Brown at Princeton
October 18th, 2014
Princeton wins 27-16
Pregame:
Hey Dana (day-na) Leichter, it's the Princeton University Band!
The band walks on playing Cannon and lines up facing the Princeton stands.
After years of the same situation, we finally put two and two together to realize that whenever someone is taking a midterm in Princeton, someone is getting nude at Brown. We wonder if our administration would allow nude midterms? We now present a riveting rendition of the Brown fight song.
The Band turns around in place and plays Brown fight song.
A recent survey noted Brown University as one of the top colleges that create great investors.
And we all know Princeton is one of the top colleges that create investment bankers...
Do I smell a partnership?
You could be the actor to our director,
the Luigi to our Mario
the Robin to our Batman
the robin to our birdfeeder
the Croc to our Ugg
the shit to our colostomy bag
the supportive O and Q to our double, double rotating P!
The Band forms the double double rotating P and plays Goin' Back
Run away Band! It's time to get Naked Pizza!
Halftime:
P: Re-enacting our glory days at the Citadel, it's the Princeton University Band!
B: Whoa what are you doing here? Excuse me. Still welcome at the Citadel, it's the Brown University Band!
P: Hey this is our show, get outta here.
B: No, you get outta here.
P: Well... you first.
B: Ugh! (napoleon dynamite style?)
The Princeton and Brown bands charge on to the field
It’s a tale as familiar as a tiger’s - two lovers kept apart by an endless feud. Shakespeare said it best in his classic story, Brunoneo and Princetoniette:
Two universities, both alike in dignity,
In fair New Jersey, where we lay our scene,
From ancient eight to modern football games
Where civil sports make civil jerseys unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two schools
A pair of star-cross’d bands take the stage
Whose misadventured scrambling overthrows
Do with their songs bury their teams’ rage
Watch now as the Brown and Princeton Bands join forces to recount a bittersweet tale of forbidden love.
The bands form a heart and play The Impression that I Get.
A poem from the Princeton University Band:
In New Jersey, the Tiger Band,
A stately pleasure-dome decreed
And soon we hoped from Providence-land
the hunky-chunky Brown-Bear band,
would run to us with hugs and glee.
But soft! What light from yonder grandstands breaks!
It is the East, and Brunoneo is the sun!
With no-one else do we have such fun,
As Brunoneo – O the ruffles his fur makes
And on his furry forehead these words appear:
“Hello my name is Brunoneo, lover of lovers..."
O!
Our mind is numb, our thoughts are junk,
Our mouths are dumb, our words are gunk,
O brownie love, we're in a funk,
Our hearts drink up, our love is drunk.
The band forms a beer mug and plays Love Drunk.
A letter from the Brown University Band:
A band from Rhode Island we are
We saw orange plaid from afar
You tickled our fancy
We got rather antsy
How did our pants become ajar?
A rivalry keeps us apart
We’ve admired you right from the start
Do you like us or no?
Will you please be our beaux?
Be careful with our fragile heart.
We wait now to hear your reply
“Please love us,” we desp’rately cry
We can’t wait to trombone
Soon we won’t be alone
In the meantime let’s lower our fly.
The Brown Band forms unzipped pants and plays I Touch Myself
The story of the star-crossed bands only gets better. After exchanging countless letters like these and serenading each other's dorm windows on Saturday mornings before football games, Brunoneo finally asked Princetoniette out on a date. To the carnival. And she said yes! First they went on the roller coaster and held paws the whole way, shouting out when they reached the top. Later that afternoon they took a little rowboat into the Tunnel of Love... and got lost until the next morning! They were fine, but Princetoniette had a big surprise. Joining together again to unveil the couple's happy news, the band forms the growing Princetoniette on the field and plays Gimme Some Lovin'.
The bands form a P and play Gimme Some Lovin'. Partway through, the P becomes a Pregnant P, which also looks like a B. Go figure.
The baby’s half-tiger, half-bear, oh my! After a war that seemed like it would never end, there is a glimmer of hope on the horizon; a bouncing baby boy, Johnny, has united the previously divided institutions. As he grows, so will the newfound peace between Brown and Princeton. Johnny will truly B. a Goode omen for the future of these two clans. The only question left is where he will go to college...and what kind of college accepts a half-tiger half-bear student.
The Bands form a half-tiger, half-bear and play Johnny B. Goode
Run away Bands, and Johnny, you might have a sister coming.
October 18th, 2014
Princeton wins 27-16
Pregame:
Hey Dana (day-na) Leichter, it's the Princeton University Band!
The band walks on playing Cannon and lines up facing the Princeton stands.
After years of the same situation, we finally put two and two together to realize that whenever someone is taking a midterm in Princeton, someone is getting nude at Brown. We wonder if our administration would allow nude midterms? We now present a riveting rendition of the Brown fight song.
The Band turns around in place and plays Brown fight song.
A recent survey noted Brown University as one of the top colleges that create great investors.
And we all know Princeton is one of the top colleges that create investment bankers...
Do I smell a partnership?
You could be the actor to our director,
the Luigi to our Mario
the Robin to our Batman
the robin to our birdfeeder
the Croc to our Ugg
the shit to our colostomy bag
the supportive O and Q to our double, double rotating P!
The Band forms the double double rotating P and plays Goin' Back
Run away Band! It's time to get Naked Pizza!
Halftime:
P: Re-enacting our glory days at the Citadel, it's the Princeton University Band!
B: Whoa what are you doing here? Excuse me. Still welcome at the Citadel, it's the Brown University Band!
P: Hey this is our show, get outta here.
B: No, you get outta here.
P: Well... you first.
B: Ugh! (napoleon dynamite style?)
The Princeton and Brown bands charge on to the field
It’s a tale as familiar as a tiger’s - two lovers kept apart by an endless feud. Shakespeare said it best in his classic story, Brunoneo and Princetoniette:
Two universities, both alike in dignity,
In fair New Jersey, where we lay our scene,
From ancient eight to modern football games
Where civil sports make civil jerseys unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two schools
A pair of star-cross’d bands take the stage
Whose misadventured scrambling overthrows
Do with their songs bury their teams’ rage
Watch now as the Brown and Princeton Bands join forces to recount a bittersweet tale of forbidden love.
The bands form a heart and play The Impression that I Get.
A poem from the Princeton University Band:
In New Jersey, the Tiger Band,
A stately pleasure-dome decreed
And soon we hoped from Providence-land
the hunky-chunky Brown-Bear band,
would run to us with hugs and glee.
But soft! What light from yonder grandstands breaks!
It is the East, and Brunoneo is the sun!
With no-one else do we have such fun,
As Brunoneo – O the ruffles his fur makes
And on his furry forehead these words appear:
“Hello my name is Brunoneo, lover of lovers..."
O!
Our mind is numb, our thoughts are junk,
Our mouths are dumb, our words are gunk,
O brownie love, we're in a funk,
Our hearts drink up, our love is drunk.
The band forms a beer mug and plays Love Drunk.
A letter from the Brown University Band:
A band from Rhode Island we are
We saw orange plaid from afar
You tickled our fancy
We got rather antsy
How did our pants become ajar?
A rivalry keeps us apart
We’ve admired you right from the start
Do you like us or no?
Will you please be our beaux?
Be careful with our fragile heart.
We wait now to hear your reply
“Please love us,” we desp’rately cry
We can’t wait to trombone
Soon we won’t be alone
In the meantime let’s lower our fly.
The Brown Band forms unzipped pants and plays I Touch Myself
The story of the star-crossed bands only gets better. After exchanging countless letters like these and serenading each other's dorm windows on Saturday mornings before football games, Brunoneo finally asked Princetoniette out on a date. To the carnival. And she said yes! First they went on the roller coaster and held paws the whole way, shouting out when they reached the top. Later that afternoon they took a little rowboat into the Tunnel of Love... and got lost until the next morning! They were fine, but Princetoniette had a big surprise. Joining together again to unveil the couple's happy news, the band forms the growing Princetoniette on the field and plays Gimme Some Lovin'.
The bands form a P and play Gimme Some Lovin'. Partway through, the P becomes a Pregnant P, which also looks like a B. Go figure.
The baby’s half-tiger, half-bear, oh my! After a war that seemed like it would never end, there is a glimmer of hope on the horizon; a bouncing baby boy, Johnny, has united the previously divided institutions. As he grows, so will the newfound peace between Brown and Princeton. Johnny will truly B. a Goode omen for the future of these two clans. The only question left is where he will go to college...and what kind of college accepts a half-tiger half-bear student.
The Bands form a half-tiger, half-bear and play Johnny B. Goode
Run away Bands, and Johnny, you might have a sister coming.
