Brown 2015
Princeton at Brown
October 17th, 2015
Princeton loses 31-38
Pregame:
Dragging our Nobel Prizes onto the Field, It’s The P.U.B!
Watch out Band! It’s Bear season! Let’s give them a warm greeting!
(Band turns and plays parody of Brown fight song)
At Princeton, we are very concerned about the environment. We’ve protected our tigers for years, and also look really awesome on Halloween. What have you done lately for the environment Brown?
I mean, a bear isn’t even an endangered species! You should try changing your mascot to a polar bear -I think that would really get students charged up. Or what about a panda? He could become your CEO, Cutest Executive Officer. And don’t get me started on the last time I went Baking with the Brown Bear! He just kept adding honey, and got fur all in my brownies. Bruno may not have the right to bear arms in Providence, but at least he has the right to make awesome bear claws.
But the Brown bear ended up making it up to me. He pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man, and then baked me a cake as fast as he could. He patted it, shaped it, and marked it with a DOUBLE DOUBLE ROTATING P!
Halftime:
Mmmmm, smells like Hash Browns, It’s The Princeton University Band!
Band Marches on to Cannon
Princeton prides itself on being a generous friend. As such, we have decided to bestow a new mascot upon Brown, in order to make up for the departure of Bruno the Bear in that recent endangered species fiasco. Arriving at just under the speed of light, Albert Einstein apperated on a sleepy autumn night in Providence. With his Nobel prizes in tow, Eintstein began sweeping reforms across campus. He went to his bag of research tricks and found one that would really help the student body. Inspired by some lion-like alumnus, Einstein gave each student a time-turner, so they had more time to devote to scholarly activities. Honoring the best addition to college since instant ramen, the Band forms a time-turner and plays “The Time Warp”
(Band forms hourglass and plays Time Warp)
The success of the time turner emboldened Einstein, and he wanted to make Brown and even better place. He instilled a campus wide policy of Brownian motion, but found that it lead to a few too many drunkard’s walks. He tried showing every student how to create a nuclear bomb, but was for some reason discouraged by very persuasive men in suits. He tried making a new a capella group, Run EMC. but couldn’t decide on what genre it should be. That said, he still dropped a mixtape that was straight fire. But above all else, the impact of Einstein can be seen in early-morning classrooms all throughout the University. Students were inspired not by his equations or soothing voice, but by his luscious locks. Forming the comb that will never be used on Brown's campus again, the Band plays “The Impression That I Get”
Band forms comb and plays “The Impression That I Get”
Run away Band, There’s something Brown and Sticky Coming!
October 17th, 2015
Princeton loses 31-38
Pregame:
Dragging our Nobel Prizes onto the Field, It’s The P.U.B!
Watch out Band! It’s Bear season! Let’s give them a warm greeting!
(Band turns and plays parody of Brown fight song)
At Princeton, we are very concerned about the environment. We’ve protected our tigers for years, and also look really awesome on Halloween. What have you done lately for the environment Brown?
I mean, a bear isn’t even an endangered species! You should try changing your mascot to a polar bear -I think that would really get students charged up. Or what about a panda? He could become your CEO, Cutest Executive Officer. And don’t get me started on the last time I went Baking with the Brown Bear! He just kept adding honey, and got fur all in my brownies. Bruno may not have the right to bear arms in Providence, but at least he has the right to make awesome bear claws.
But the Brown bear ended up making it up to me. He pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man, and then baked me a cake as fast as he could. He patted it, shaped it, and marked it with a DOUBLE DOUBLE ROTATING P!
Halftime:
Mmmmm, smells like Hash Browns, It’s The Princeton University Band!
Band Marches on to Cannon
Princeton prides itself on being a generous friend. As such, we have decided to bestow a new mascot upon Brown, in order to make up for the departure of Bruno the Bear in that recent endangered species fiasco. Arriving at just under the speed of light, Albert Einstein apperated on a sleepy autumn night in Providence. With his Nobel prizes in tow, Eintstein began sweeping reforms across campus. He went to his bag of research tricks and found one that would really help the student body. Inspired by some lion-like alumnus, Einstein gave each student a time-turner, so they had more time to devote to scholarly activities. Honoring the best addition to college since instant ramen, the Band forms a time-turner and plays “The Time Warp”
(Band forms hourglass and plays Time Warp)
The success of the time turner emboldened Einstein, and he wanted to make Brown and even better place. He instilled a campus wide policy of Brownian motion, but found that it lead to a few too many drunkard’s walks. He tried showing every student how to create a nuclear bomb, but was for some reason discouraged by very persuasive men in suits. He tried making a new a capella group, Run EMC. but couldn’t decide on what genre it should be. That said, he still dropped a mixtape that was straight fire. But above all else, the impact of Einstein can be seen in early-morning classrooms all throughout the University. Students were inspired not by his equations or soothing voice, but by his luscious locks. Forming the comb that will never be used on Brown's campus again, the Band plays “The Impression That I Get”
Band forms comb and plays “The Impression That I Get”
Run away Band, There’s something Brown and Sticky Coming!
