Brown 2022
Brown at Princeton
October 14, 2022
Princeton wins 35-19
Pregame:
An allegorical shadow on the allegorical cave wall, it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to "Princeton Cannon Song"]
The year is 1764…AD. Hundreds of unassuming high school graduates are making their way to the Eastern Seaboard in search of the Jersey reality life. When they arrive on the campus of Princeton University, a mystical transformation occurs, and they suddenly believe that they are looking at reality. Their hands are bound, and it is dark and musty with no right answers—it’s like precept. Dancing upon the wall they see money and people working in consulting, drinking LaCroix and experiencing the taste of a single raspberry in the Atlantic Ocean. Everything is so happy. Or, maybe that’s just the impression that they got.
[Band forms the lone raspberry that flavors all the Lacroix on the eastern seaboard and plays "The Impression That I Get"]
Suddenly, right before this football game, the shackles were broken; the band was free! There’s so much more room out here! So much more room to do our… DOUBLE DOUBLE ROTATING P!
[Band forms double-double rotating P and plays "Going Back to Nassau Hall"]
Run away band, before President Eisgruber chains you to the cave wall again!
Halftime:
Spelunking in your caves, if you know what we mean, it's the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to "Princeton Forward March"]
It’s so much brighter outside of that cave! Everything is so much better since we’ve come out of our cave; we’ve been doing just fine.
[Band forms a smiley face and plays "Mr. Brightside"]
We’re so happy to have emerged from the cave and found ourselves in the land of the free and the home of the brave. Please rise as we honor this wonderful bright land with the playing of the national anthem ….OF CANADA.
[band forms a hockey stick and plays “O Canada”]
Sadly, the beautiful land of poutine, maple syrup, and faulty French couldn’t save us from the madness of seeing the world as it truly is: a world where people get jobs outside of Wall Street and where most people do not reach the Holy Raspberry. What do we think of all of it? We’ll tell you:
[Band forms the holy raspberry and plays "I’m a Believer"]
Run away, band! Everything can be solved with the power of songs from the Shrek soundtrack!
October 14, 2022
Princeton wins 35-19
Pregame:
An allegorical shadow on the allegorical cave wall, it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to "Princeton Cannon Song"]
The year is 1764…AD. Hundreds of unassuming high school graduates are making their way to the Eastern Seaboard in search of the Jersey reality life. When they arrive on the campus of Princeton University, a mystical transformation occurs, and they suddenly believe that they are looking at reality. Their hands are bound, and it is dark and musty with no right answers—it’s like precept. Dancing upon the wall they see money and people working in consulting, drinking LaCroix and experiencing the taste of a single raspberry in the Atlantic Ocean. Everything is so happy. Or, maybe that’s just the impression that they got.
[Band forms the lone raspberry that flavors all the Lacroix on the eastern seaboard and plays "The Impression That I Get"]
Suddenly, right before this football game, the shackles were broken; the band was free! There’s so much more room out here! So much more room to do our… DOUBLE DOUBLE ROTATING P!
[Band forms double-double rotating P and plays "Going Back to Nassau Hall"]
Run away band, before President Eisgruber chains you to the cave wall again!
Halftime:
Spelunking in your caves, if you know what we mean, it's the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to "Princeton Forward March"]
It’s so much brighter outside of that cave! Everything is so much better since we’ve come out of our cave; we’ve been doing just fine.
[Band forms a smiley face and plays "Mr. Brightside"]
We’re so happy to have emerged from the cave and found ourselves in the land of the free and the home of the brave. Please rise as we honor this wonderful bright land with the playing of the national anthem ….OF CANADA.
[band forms a hockey stick and plays “O Canada”]
Sadly, the beautiful land of poutine, maple syrup, and faulty French couldn’t save us from the madness of seeing the world as it truly is: a world where people get jobs outside of Wall Street and where most people do not reach the Holy Raspberry. What do we think of all of it? We’ll tell you:
[Band forms the holy raspberry and plays "I’m a Believer"]
Run away, band! Everything can be solved with the power of songs from the Shrek soundtrack!
