Butler 2018
Princeton at Butler
September 15th, 2018
Princeton wins 50-7
Pregame:
Too corny even for Indiana, it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song]
The Band is very excited to make our first trip out to Indianapolis. No one in the band is even from in the Midwest! To prepare for our visit, we took a look at the Butler University Band’s Twitter Page where they recently posted a poll that determined that beet roots were round-enough. This inspired us to list our favorite things that are round-enough: beet roots, apples, snowballs, Hinkle’s orange basketballs, Indiana’s own Ball State University, the head of Indiana’s own Mike Pence, Indiana’s own Mike Pence’s own Trump’s own Spaceforce’s own new logo!
[Forming a Round-Enough Formation, the Princeton University Band will now play Round-Enough Balls of Fire]
We thought about adding ourselves to the list, but we can’t deny that we’re a bunch of squares. But hey, you know what is just round-enough? Our Double-Double Rotating P!
[Band forms the Double-Double Rotating P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall]
Run away band, there are serious musicians coming!
Halftime:
Taking the Midwest by corn, *cough* storm, it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
Like any millennial, we began our research on Indiana and Butler University by checking out their meme page. But to our horror, when we clicked on ‘Butler University Memes,’ we found that the page has been nearly inactive since 2013! How do you get through your day without your daily dose of self-deprecating memes? Where are the preppy teens? Our hearts go out to all of these meme-less Butler students. Much sad. Many disappoint. Forming an empty meme page on the field, the Princeton University Band mourns the meme page with Gone, Gone, Gone.
[Band forms a rectangle and plays Gone, Gone, Gone]
Ding! [short pause] What’s that? A notification from Butler University Memes? And another one? Band, are you texting and scrambling again? What? You’ve revived the meme page? Hey! We’ve revived it, and you don’t even have to thank us. After all, Princeton’s unofficial motto is in the nation’s service and the service of all humanity. We’re just doing our jobs. You’re welcome. Forming a Facebook like (which is what you all should do to our memes), the Princeton University Band will now play Build Me Up, PUB!
[Band forms a thumbs up and plays Build Me Up, Buttercup.]
Run away band, humanity well served.
September 15th, 2018
Princeton wins 50-7
Pregame:
Too corny even for Indiana, it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song]
The Band is very excited to make our first trip out to Indianapolis. No one in the band is even from in the Midwest! To prepare for our visit, we took a look at the Butler University Band’s Twitter Page where they recently posted a poll that determined that beet roots were round-enough. This inspired us to list our favorite things that are round-enough: beet roots, apples, snowballs, Hinkle’s orange basketballs, Indiana’s own Ball State University, the head of Indiana’s own Mike Pence, Indiana’s own Mike Pence’s own Trump’s own Spaceforce’s own new logo!
[Forming a Round-Enough Formation, the Princeton University Band will now play Round-Enough Balls of Fire]
We thought about adding ourselves to the list, but we can’t deny that we’re a bunch of squares. But hey, you know what is just round-enough? Our Double-Double Rotating P!
[Band forms the Double-Double Rotating P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall]
Run away band, there are serious musicians coming!
Halftime:
Taking the Midwest by corn, *cough* storm, it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
Like any millennial, we began our research on Indiana and Butler University by checking out their meme page. But to our horror, when we clicked on ‘Butler University Memes,’ we found that the page has been nearly inactive since 2013! How do you get through your day without your daily dose of self-deprecating memes? Where are the preppy teens? Our hearts go out to all of these meme-less Butler students. Much sad. Many disappoint. Forming an empty meme page on the field, the Princeton University Band mourns the meme page with Gone, Gone, Gone.
[Band forms a rectangle and plays Gone, Gone, Gone]
Ding! [short pause] What’s that? A notification from Butler University Memes? And another one? Band, are you texting and scrambling again? What? You’ve revived the meme page? Hey! We’ve revived it, and you don’t even have to thank us. After all, Princeton’s unofficial motto is in the nation’s service and the service of all humanity. We’re just doing our jobs. You’re welcome. Forming a Facebook like (which is what you all should do to our memes), the Princeton University Band will now play Build Me Up, PUB!
[Band forms a thumbs up and plays Build Me Up, Buttercup.]
Run away band, humanity well served.
