Colgate 2015
Colgate at Princeton
October 10th, 2015
Princeton wins 44-20
Pregame:
At least you've heard of us, it's the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to Cannon)
Avast Band! Some raiders are trying to take your booty! Watch your stern!
(Band turns and plays “He's a Pirate”)
Yaarrr Band, ye have scared away the Raiders! For a school named after toothpaste, they certainly have some awful breath. But these raiders aren't just normal raiders- they're pirates!
But those jokes were really just an ApARRRRRRRRRitif! In fact, you could say these jokes are much above pARRRRRRR. What lead to Colgate having such bad breath? Some say its too many cigARRRRRS. Other think its too much gARRRRRRRRlic and cARRRRRRbs found in the gARRRRRRbage. But what if its from their pet AAAAAAARdvARRRRRRK ARRRRRRthur? ARRRRDinarily, we'd ARRRRREST with the Pirate noises, but we feel pretty ARRRdently that these are funny. What's a pirate's favorite letter? A double double rotating P!
Band forms P and plays “Going Back”
Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise and remove your hats for the playing of the national anthem.
Halftime:
It's Wacky Time! It's the Princeton University Band!
Volkswagen recently made headlines for rigging their engines to perform better on fuel emissions tests. The bug-like buggy had some bugs! For this, the international dishonor board has decided to administer dishonor upon Volkswagen, dishonor upon its ancestors, and dishonor to its cow. Volkswagen has decided to take up Princeton's honor code, and turn over a new leaf. Now on the cutting edge of technology, they have decided to investiTgate new, energy efficient ways to power their vehicles.
First they tried to pull their car with an army of beetles. But too many of them were going stag. They tried to reunite The Beatles, but found that they were half the Band they used to be. From this, they found a new niche market: making cars for beetles. They made their cars smaller and smaller, and the beetles fit snugly inside. Proud of this achievement, Volkswagen decided to put all of those secret fuel emissions to good use, and fill up some red balloons to throw a party. To their surprise, the car started to fly away! Forming Volkswagen's newest model of the Volkswagen Fly, the Band plays 99 Luftbalons
(Band Forms Balloon and plays 99 Luftbalons)
As this new vehicle was flying over the Atlantic, it noticed something- a sad and lonely hurricane, twisting in the wind. His name was Joaquin, and he just wanted a friend. Meanwhile, in the exotic land of New Jersey, there was a governor who was looking for some excitement in his life. He went onto Craigslist and made a new posting. “Missed connection. Me 5'11”. Human. You: One Eye, possibly foreign. Took my breath away. Wanna hurricane and chill?” Just then, his phone buzzed with a text from an unknown number.
Someone had said yes.
The governor was filled with energy, freshened up with his finest Colgate toothpaste and planned a whole welcoming party for his new friend. But Joaquin decided to blow the date off, and headed off for a soirée in Bermuda. The governor had already prepared everything for his arrival, but it turns out it was a premature evacuation. Honoring this missed connection, the Band forms Joaquin, and plays “Carry On, My Wayward Storm”
(Band forms Hurricane and plays “Carry On My Wayward Son”)
Run away Band, the Boohbahs are coming!
October 10th, 2015
Princeton wins 44-20
Pregame:
At least you've heard of us, it's the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to Cannon)
Avast Band! Some raiders are trying to take your booty! Watch your stern!
(Band turns and plays “He's a Pirate”)
Yaarrr Band, ye have scared away the Raiders! For a school named after toothpaste, they certainly have some awful breath. But these raiders aren't just normal raiders- they're pirates!
But those jokes were really just an ApARRRRRRRRRitif! In fact, you could say these jokes are much above pARRRRRRR. What lead to Colgate having such bad breath? Some say its too many cigARRRRRS. Other think its too much gARRRRRRRRlic and cARRRRRRbs found in the gARRRRRRbage. But what if its from their pet AAAAAAARdvARRRRRRK ARRRRRRthur? ARRRRDinarily, we'd ARRRRREST with the Pirate noises, but we feel pretty ARRRdently that these are funny. What's a pirate's favorite letter? A double double rotating P!
Band forms P and plays “Going Back”
Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise and remove your hats for the playing of the national anthem.
Halftime:
It's Wacky Time! It's the Princeton University Band!
Volkswagen recently made headlines for rigging their engines to perform better on fuel emissions tests. The bug-like buggy had some bugs! For this, the international dishonor board has decided to administer dishonor upon Volkswagen, dishonor upon its ancestors, and dishonor to its cow. Volkswagen has decided to take up Princeton's honor code, and turn over a new leaf. Now on the cutting edge of technology, they have decided to investiTgate new, energy efficient ways to power their vehicles.
First they tried to pull their car with an army of beetles. But too many of them were going stag. They tried to reunite The Beatles, but found that they were half the Band they used to be. From this, they found a new niche market: making cars for beetles. They made their cars smaller and smaller, and the beetles fit snugly inside. Proud of this achievement, Volkswagen decided to put all of those secret fuel emissions to good use, and fill up some red balloons to throw a party. To their surprise, the car started to fly away! Forming Volkswagen's newest model of the Volkswagen Fly, the Band plays 99 Luftbalons
(Band Forms Balloon and plays 99 Luftbalons)
As this new vehicle was flying over the Atlantic, it noticed something- a sad and lonely hurricane, twisting in the wind. His name was Joaquin, and he just wanted a friend. Meanwhile, in the exotic land of New Jersey, there was a governor who was looking for some excitement in his life. He went onto Craigslist and made a new posting. “Missed connection. Me 5'11”. Human. You: One Eye, possibly foreign. Took my breath away. Wanna hurricane and chill?” Just then, his phone buzzed with a text from an unknown number.
Someone had said yes.
The governor was filled with energy, freshened up with his finest Colgate toothpaste and planned a whole welcoming party for his new friend. But Joaquin decided to blow the date off, and headed off for a soirée in Bermuda. The governor had already prepared everything for his arrival, but it turns out it was a premature evacuation. Honoring this missed connection, the Band forms Joaquin, and plays “Carry On, My Wayward Storm”
(Band forms Hurricane and plays “Carry On My Wayward Son”)
Run away Band, the Boohbahs are coming!
