Columbia 1964
Columbia at Princeton
October 3rd, 1964
Princeton wins 23-13
Ladies and gentlemen, the Princeton University Band invites you to join Princeton Charlie on a tour of recent campus improvements.
“Princeton Forward”
Returning from his summer vacation, Charlie finds that the University has increased the vigilance and loving care implied in the phrase “in loco parentis.” Driving onto campus. he is confronted by (fanfare) the traffic control center. Mistaking it for an ice cream stand, Charlie orders a double-dip strawberry cone. As he is handed a parking ticket, Charlie mutters… “Mickey Mouse” Reflecting on the enthusiasm in high offices for university extravaganzas, Charlie wonders about the proposed multi-million dollar athletic cage. As the Band forms a void on the field, Charlie recognizes the only way he will even get his athletic cage is… to…
“Dream, Dream, Dream”
One of the most popular campus improvements has been the acquisition of female “critical language” students. With an unusual yen for the dialogue of a universal language, Charlie comments on the girls’ housing situation.
“There’s a Small Hotel”
The house now literally bulges at the seams with the doubling of the female undergraduate body. Although other students may take offense at the unsolicited invasion of their monastic way of life, not Charlie. He rejoices that the ratio is now only 320 to 1, and whistles:
“Double Your Pleasure”
October 3rd, 1964
Princeton wins 23-13
Ladies and gentlemen, the Princeton University Band invites you to join Princeton Charlie on a tour of recent campus improvements.
“Princeton Forward”
Returning from his summer vacation, Charlie finds that the University has increased the vigilance and loving care implied in the phrase “in loco parentis.” Driving onto campus. he is confronted by (fanfare) the traffic control center. Mistaking it for an ice cream stand, Charlie orders a double-dip strawberry cone. As he is handed a parking ticket, Charlie mutters… “Mickey Mouse” Reflecting on the enthusiasm in high offices for university extravaganzas, Charlie wonders about the proposed multi-million dollar athletic cage. As the Band forms a void on the field, Charlie recognizes the only way he will even get his athletic cage is… to…
“Dream, Dream, Dream”
One of the most popular campus improvements has been the acquisition of female “critical language” students. With an unusual yen for the dialogue of a universal language, Charlie comments on the girls’ housing situation.
“There’s a Small Hotel”
The house now literally bulges at the seams with the doubling of the female undergraduate body. Although other students may take offense at the unsolicited invasion of their monastic way of life, not Charlie. He rejoices that the ratio is now only 320 to 1, and whistles:
“Double Your Pleasure”
