Columbia 1982
Princeton at Columbia
October 9th, 1982
Outcome Unknown
These people, dressed as they are, have come from all over the country and all walks of life to play “Let’s Make a Deal.” And here’s TV’s big dealer…Monty Hall. (Band cheers) Who wants to make a deal? (Band yells “Me! Me!”) No, no, President Sovern (Columbia’s president), not that kind of deal. (Me! Me!) OK, you, in the orange and plack plaid jackets, come on down.
(Band runs onto field) “Family Feud Theme”
OK, Band, I’m prepared to offer you $50 for those orange and black plaid jackets. (“NO!”) How about $100? (“NO!”) All right, how about those jackets for what’s inside Carol Merrill’s box? (Band takes off jackets) Well, Band, you’ve just won $50 worth of Extra-Strength Tylenol and a trip to…Fantasy Island.
“Girl from Ipanima” (Band forms a box)
Welcome to Fantasy Island. Smiles, everyone, smiles. And what is your fantasy, Band? (Random shouts) Now, now, Band. This is Fantasy Island, not 42nd Street. Tatoo, show the Band to their gift. That’s right, a new Cordoba. (Trumpets play Cordoba cheer, Band makes amazed cries.) The complete driving experience. Luxurious. Affordable. Unlike 42nd Street. Answering the age-old question, “Where does Corinthian leather come from?”, the Band forms a rich Corinthian cow.
“I’m an old Cowhand” (Band forms ‘COW’)
And now, would you trade in this fine, tropical vacation for what’s behind Door #1? (“YES! YES!”) Congratulations, you have just won the high-stepping, earth-shattering, is it live or is it Memorex, sonic glory of the Princeton University Precision Marching Band.
Generic Sousa March (Band forms concert shell)
But here’s what you missed behind Door #3. Oh! It’s a zonk, the Columbia Marching Band.
October 9th, 1982
Outcome Unknown
These people, dressed as they are, have come from all over the country and all walks of life to play “Let’s Make a Deal.” And here’s TV’s big dealer…Monty Hall. (Band cheers) Who wants to make a deal? (Band yells “Me! Me!”) No, no, President Sovern (Columbia’s president), not that kind of deal. (Me! Me!) OK, you, in the orange and plack plaid jackets, come on down.
(Band runs onto field) “Family Feud Theme”
OK, Band, I’m prepared to offer you $50 for those orange and black plaid jackets. (“NO!”) How about $100? (“NO!”) All right, how about those jackets for what’s inside Carol Merrill’s box? (Band takes off jackets) Well, Band, you’ve just won $50 worth of Extra-Strength Tylenol and a trip to…Fantasy Island.
“Girl from Ipanima” (Band forms a box)
Welcome to Fantasy Island. Smiles, everyone, smiles. And what is your fantasy, Band? (Random shouts) Now, now, Band. This is Fantasy Island, not 42nd Street. Tatoo, show the Band to their gift. That’s right, a new Cordoba. (Trumpets play Cordoba cheer, Band makes amazed cries.) The complete driving experience. Luxurious. Affordable. Unlike 42nd Street. Answering the age-old question, “Where does Corinthian leather come from?”, the Band forms a rich Corinthian cow.
“I’m an old Cowhand” (Band forms ‘COW’)
And now, would you trade in this fine, tropical vacation for what’s behind Door #1? (“YES! YES!”) Congratulations, you have just won the high-stepping, earth-shattering, is it live or is it Memorex, sonic glory of the Princeton University Precision Marching Band.
Generic Sousa March (Band forms concert shell)
But here’s what you missed behind Door #3. Oh! It’s a zonk, the Columbia Marching Band.
