Columbia 2014
Princeton at Columbia
October 4th, 2014
Princeton wins 38-6
Pregame:
To whom it may concern, it's the Princeton University Band.
(The band marches on to Cannon)
We are applying to the position of Back End Software Engineer. We are qualified for this position because we have great backends. But not only that. We give really good backrubs. We always back into parking spaces. Oh, and baby did we mention we've got back?
We are looking forward to talking more about what we can bring to your software team. Feel free to contact us at 0042 0041 0043 004B, and observe how we can walk backwards while playing Going Back in the Double Double Rotating P!
(The band forms the P and plays Goin' Back)
Run away, band, the rejection letter is already in the mail.
Halftime:
Fur-lined and filled with holes, it's the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to Forward.)
New York is finally cracking down on environmental Justice. Unhappy with the current climate that keeps those awful crugs in business, the people stormed the streets two weeks ago leaving paper, pickets, pocket change, and plastic flip-flops in their wake. Take that, Environment!
So what exactly do New Yorkers want? Many said they want a Climate Change they can truly believe in. They want hope. They want Justice! Except later we realized they weren't asking for justice, they were asking for Just Ice, because it was so darn HOT out there! At least we know that no matter how bad global warming gets, Mother Nature has a way to shut that whole thing down.
Forming a lonely flip flop we found in a grate and picked up, looking into the dying light of day while tumbleweeds rolled by to remind us of the futility of all human endeavors, the band plays Summertime Sadness.
(The band forms a flip flop and plays Summertime Sadness)
To get over our sadness, the Band decided to try our own Humans of New York, highlighting… rats!
Name: Mr. Ratatatat
Occupation: Dumpster Diver
Thing that gets him up in the morning: Knowing that although his work is tough, he's the main breadfinder and at night he'll come home and cut the cheese for the whole family.
We were psyched about this rat project! Until we found out that the city was giving them free Greyhound tickets to get out and stay out. So on October 1st, as we mourned the death of our great idea, the Rats of New York shipped out, thousands of them leaving New York via the Port Authority. And on that day, the Port Authority noticed no change at all.
Forming a Greyhound bus full of rats, the band plays Free Ride.
(The band forms a bus and plays free ride.)
Run away band, it's the plaaaaague!
October 4th, 2014
Princeton wins 38-6
Pregame:
To whom it may concern, it's the Princeton University Band.
(The band marches on to Cannon)
We are applying to the position of Back End Software Engineer. We are qualified for this position because we have great backends. But not only that. We give really good backrubs. We always back into parking spaces. Oh, and baby did we mention we've got back?
We are looking forward to talking more about what we can bring to your software team. Feel free to contact us at 0042 0041 0043 004B, and observe how we can walk backwards while playing Going Back in the Double Double Rotating P!
(The band forms the P and plays Goin' Back)
Run away, band, the rejection letter is already in the mail.
Halftime:
Fur-lined and filled with holes, it's the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to Forward.)
New York is finally cracking down on environmental Justice. Unhappy with the current climate that keeps those awful crugs in business, the people stormed the streets two weeks ago leaving paper, pickets, pocket change, and plastic flip-flops in their wake. Take that, Environment!
So what exactly do New Yorkers want? Many said they want a Climate Change they can truly believe in. They want hope. They want Justice! Except later we realized they weren't asking for justice, they were asking for Just Ice, because it was so darn HOT out there! At least we know that no matter how bad global warming gets, Mother Nature has a way to shut that whole thing down.
Forming a lonely flip flop we found in a grate and picked up, looking into the dying light of day while tumbleweeds rolled by to remind us of the futility of all human endeavors, the band plays Summertime Sadness.
(The band forms a flip flop and plays Summertime Sadness)
To get over our sadness, the Band decided to try our own Humans of New York, highlighting… rats!
Name: Mr. Ratatatat
Occupation: Dumpster Diver
Thing that gets him up in the morning: Knowing that although his work is tough, he's the main breadfinder and at night he'll come home and cut the cheese for the whole family.
We were psyched about this rat project! Until we found out that the city was giving them free Greyhound tickets to get out and stay out. So on October 1st, as we mourned the death of our great idea, the Rats of New York shipped out, thousands of them leaving New York via the Port Authority. And on that day, the Port Authority noticed no change at all.
Forming a Greyhound bus full of rats, the band plays Free Ride.
(The band forms a bus and plays free ride.)
Run away band, it's the plaaaaague!
