Columbia 2015
Columbia at Princeton
October 2nd, 2015
Princeton wins 10-5
Pregame:
Get in loser, it's The Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to Cannon)
Trying to get a better view of the super mo the Band faces Columbia and plays Roar Lion Roar
(Band turns on field and plays “Roar Lion Roar”)
In recent earth-shattering news, there has been water found on Mars! In hearing this news, Cloister decided to pack up their clubhouse and move to the Red planet. When they arrived, they discovered that Forbes was already there!
In fact, there was a whole jamboree up on Mars. Marvelous marsupials were making martinis and margaritas. Marinated maraschino marshmallow marmalades could be found all around. Marxists marketed marginalized marble maracas, making a beautiful symphony.
But in the worst turn of events, the plastics were already there, and had staked out there territory. You can't just ask someone why they aren't a Martian! The water found that Mars was much too crowded, so it decided to chill out and head to the planet Pluto. Honoring water's new home, the Band forms a Double-Double-Rotating-P and plays “Going Back To Nassau Hall”
Halftime:
Yo momma is so classless, she could be a Marxist Utopia. It's the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to Forward)
The nation of Colombia just ended a 40 year dispute with Marxist rebels. To celebrate a new era of peace, the Marxists decided to take a vacation to New York City. There, they found the dashingly handsome Columbia University Marching Band, where their predilection for sticking together led them to the Drum Line. The Marxists were never really in tune with the bourgeois of King's College, and succeeded before they would harmony one. The Columbia Band put a snare in their plan, meeting them with sharp threats, de-bassing this major development. The Drum Line decided to scale back, and threw a communist pre-game to relax. One thing led to another, and there was a full-fledged communist party! Celebrating this two-for-one special, the Band forms a party hat and places “241”
(Band forms triangle and plays 241)
Columbia needed to reclaim its Band. It enlisted the help of Uber to move its forces throughout the sprawling metropolis. The Drumline retaliated, summoning House Taxi Union and House Super Blood Moon to bolster its forces. Soon, the quibble grew into a full-on war. Columbia enlisted House Marquand, who specializes in demoralizing their opponents with dehydration. House Slytherin and House Rockefeller joined in the fray, creating a whole ruckus. The Beatle-ful House Lennon encouraged both parties to just give peace a chance. House Cornell showed up, but no one really felt that they belonged. In the midst of this political chaos, the Canadian Dothraki Mounties tried to sweep in to pillage the fertile lands. They were quickly spelled by the wall-building abilities of Donald Trumpgaryan. Just when the night seemed dark and full of terrors, Chris Eisgruber rode in on his orange and black dragon, bringing order to the war-torn kingdom. Forming the one true King, the Band forms President Eisgruber and plays
“Game Of Tones”
Run away band, Marquand sends its regards
October 2nd, 2015
Princeton wins 10-5
Pregame:
Get in loser, it's The Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to Cannon)
Trying to get a better view of the super mo the Band faces Columbia and plays Roar Lion Roar
(Band turns on field and plays “Roar Lion Roar”)
In recent earth-shattering news, there has been water found on Mars! In hearing this news, Cloister decided to pack up their clubhouse and move to the Red planet. When they arrived, they discovered that Forbes was already there!
In fact, there was a whole jamboree up on Mars. Marvelous marsupials were making martinis and margaritas. Marinated maraschino marshmallow marmalades could be found all around. Marxists marketed marginalized marble maracas, making a beautiful symphony.
But in the worst turn of events, the plastics were already there, and had staked out there territory. You can't just ask someone why they aren't a Martian! The water found that Mars was much too crowded, so it decided to chill out and head to the planet Pluto. Honoring water's new home, the Band forms a Double-Double-Rotating-P and plays “Going Back To Nassau Hall”
Halftime:
Yo momma is so classless, she could be a Marxist Utopia. It's the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to Forward)
The nation of Colombia just ended a 40 year dispute with Marxist rebels. To celebrate a new era of peace, the Marxists decided to take a vacation to New York City. There, they found the dashingly handsome Columbia University Marching Band, where their predilection for sticking together led them to the Drum Line. The Marxists were never really in tune with the bourgeois of King's College, and succeeded before they would harmony one. The Columbia Band put a snare in their plan, meeting them with sharp threats, de-bassing this major development. The Drum Line decided to scale back, and threw a communist pre-game to relax. One thing led to another, and there was a full-fledged communist party! Celebrating this two-for-one special, the Band forms a party hat and places “241”
(Band forms triangle and plays 241)
Columbia needed to reclaim its Band. It enlisted the help of Uber to move its forces throughout the sprawling metropolis. The Drumline retaliated, summoning House Taxi Union and House Super Blood Moon to bolster its forces. Soon, the quibble grew into a full-on war. Columbia enlisted House Marquand, who specializes in demoralizing their opponents with dehydration. House Slytherin and House Rockefeller joined in the fray, creating a whole ruckus. The Beatle-ful House Lennon encouraged both parties to just give peace a chance. House Cornell showed up, but no one really felt that they belonged. In the midst of this political chaos, the Canadian Dothraki Mounties tried to sweep in to pillage the fertile lands. They were quickly spelled by the wall-building abilities of Donald Trumpgaryan. Just when the night seemed dark and full of terrors, Chris Eisgruber rode in on his orange and black dragon, bringing order to the war-torn kingdom. Forming the one true King, the Band forms President Eisgruber and plays
“Game Of Tones”
Run away band, Marquand sends its regards