Columbia 2016
Princeton at Columbia
October 1st, 2016
Princeton wins 48-13
Pregame:
Sounds painful…it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song and then plays shake your booty]
1: “I never really knew that she could dance like this. She makes a man want to speak Spanish. Como se llama? Bonita. Mi casa, su casa.”
2: “Oh baby when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad. So be wise and keep on reading the signs of my body.”
[Band forms double double rotating P and plays Going Back]
Run away band, our flight is boarding!
Halftime:
We’re all trash at some point…it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
1: “Good morning everyone and thank you for flying with Air Colombia today. We are about to begin takeoff and we expect to be arriving in about 20 minutes.”
2: “Excuse me, maybe I misheard you, but did you say 20 minutes? I thought Colombia was about a 5 hour flight.”
1: “No sir, you heard me correctly, we will be landing in Columbia in 20 minutes.”
2: “Huh, well perhaps that explains why the ticket was so cheap! I was expecting to pay over $1,000 when in reality, this ride was practically free!”
[Band forms plane and plays free ride]
2: “Wow oh wow, I can’t wait to see all these wonderful things that Colombia has to boast about. I here they have beautiful women who can dance a mean Cumbia and they also have a great soccer team, though you have to get through bumper-to-bumper traffic to get to them…hmmm…I wonder why there’s no mention of any football on—“
1: “Excuse me sir, would you like some traditional Columbian in-flight snacks? We have coffee and donuts.”
2: “Well sure! Hmmm…this doesn’t taste much different than coffee back home…I thought Colombian coffee was supposed to be all the rage…anyway, I always love getting snacks on a plane!”
[Band forms a doughnut and plays snakes on a plane]
Disembark band, the neighborhood traffic director is offering to pay all of our debts!
October 1st, 2016
Princeton wins 48-13
Pregame:
Sounds painful…it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song and then plays shake your booty]
1: “I never really knew that she could dance like this. She makes a man want to speak Spanish. Como se llama? Bonita. Mi casa, su casa.”
2: “Oh baby when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad. So be wise and keep on reading the signs of my body.”
[Band forms double double rotating P and plays Going Back]
Run away band, our flight is boarding!
Halftime:
We’re all trash at some point…it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
1: “Good morning everyone and thank you for flying with Air Colombia today. We are about to begin takeoff and we expect to be arriving in about 20 minutes.”
2: “Excuse me, maybe I misheard you, but did you say 20 minutes? I thought Colombia was about a 5 hour flight.”
1: “No sir, you heard me correctly, we will be landing in Columbia in 20 minutes.”
2: “Huh, well perhaps that explains why the ticket was so cheap! I was expecting to pay over $1,000 when in reality, this ride was practically free!”
[Band forms plane and plays free ride]
2: “Wow oh wow, I can’t wait to see all these wonderful things that Colombia has to boast about. I here they have beautiful women who can dance a mean Cumbia and they also have a great soccer team, though you have to get through bumper-to-bumper traffic to get to them…hmmm…I wonder why there’s no mention of any football on—“
1: “Excuse me sir, would you like some traditional Columbian in-flight snacks? We have coffee and donuts.”
2: “Well sure! Hmmm…this doesn’t taste much different than coffee back home…I thought Colombian coffee was supposed to be all the rage…anyway, I always love getting snacks on a plane!”
[Band forms a doughnut and plays snakes on a plane]
Disembark band, the neighborhood traffic director is offering to pay all of our debts!
