Cornell 1969
Princeton at Cornell
October 11th, 1969
Princeton wins 24-17
Ladies and gentlemen, the Princeton University Band takes a long, hard look at tradition breaking at Cornell University.
“Princeton Forward”
First, the Band salutes Cornell’s new girl cheerleaders, noting that last spring, when asked by The Daily Sun if the girls would help the team, Coach Musick replied, “Only if they are 6′-12″, 195 lbs., and can catch passes.” But, as you know, Cornell girls can’t catch passes.
“Sixteen Tons”
Cleaning up its halftime show, the Band turns to the recent institution of women's Shower Hours in the men’s dormitories of Cornell. Noting that they have shunned the traditional Saturday night shower for the 10 A.M. variety, we make time on the field as the Band suggests why.
“You Can’t Hurry Love”
In the past years, the Princeton Band has made Cornell’s Ag School the butt of countless jokes; but in light of “Operation Intercept,” we have finally turned on to what they’re up to. Forming
a) a potted plant
b) a planted pot
we overhear one of the Aggies in the greenhouse inspecting the crops.
“High Hopes” (Band forms ‘POT’)
The Band now salutes the only male student in the school of Home Economics, realizing that he’s the only guy on the campus who can eat his cake and make it, too. Observing
a) a cooked goose, or
b) vice versa,
we look into the kitchen to see how things are.
“Someone’s in the Kitchen With Dinah” (Band forms ‘HOT’)
October 11th, 1969
Princeton wins 24-17
Ladies and gentlemen, the Princeton University Band takes a long, hard look at tradition breaking at Cornell University.
“Princeton Forward”
First, the Band salutes Cornell’s new girl cheerleaders, noting that last spring, when asked by The Daily Sun if the girls would help the team, Coach Musick replied, “Only if they are 6′-12″, 195 lbs., and can catch passes.” But, as you know, Cornell girls can’t catch passes.
“Sixteen Tons”
Cleaning up its halftime show, the Band turns to the recent institution of women's Shower Hours in the men’s dormitories of Cornell. Noting that they have shunned the traditional Saturday night shower for the 10 A.M. variety, we make time on the field as the Band suggests why.
“You Can’t Hurry Love”
In the past years, the Princeton Band has made Cornell’s Ag School the butt of countless jokes; but in light of “Operation Intercept,” we have finally turned on to what they’re up to. Forming
a) a potted plant
b) a planted pot
we overhear one of the Aggies in the greenhouse inspecting the crops.
“High Hopes” (Band forms ‘POT’)
The Band now salutes the only male student in the school of Home Economics, realizing that he’s the only guy on the campus who can eat his cake and make it, too. Observing
a) a cooked goose, or
b) vice versa,
we look into the kitchen to see how things are.
“Someone’s in the Kitchen With Dinah” (Band forms ‘HOT’)
