Cornell 2001
Cornell at Princeton
October 27th, 2001
Princeton loses 7-10
Pregame:
No pregame show script is available for this game.
Halftime
Marching onto the field in straight lines … It’s the Princeton University Band! Sophomore Steven Abt is running for Borough Council. If he wins, here are some changes that the community can expect to see.
Forming Your House, the band asks when we can stop by.
(Band forms a house, plays Call Me)
Sometimes people criticize the band for not being very family friendly. Today we’d like to present a joke for the whole family Early one morning the Cornell country mouse woke up and decided he was tired of cramming for exams, milking cows, and serving continental Breakfasts. Instead of throwing himself into the gorge, he decided to see civilization, so he headed to Princeton. When he arrived on campus he was met by a super-smart white mouse who told him to avoid the squirrels, and then headed off to Bicker Ivy. The country mouse was left to wonder what there was to do around here for fun.
(Band forms a bottle, plays Tequila)
As the country mouse began wandering around campus, he became confused by the lack of cows, and decided to try to find a classroom, where he was further confused by the lack of alphabet above the blackboard. Just as he was about to head back to the gorge, he suddenly heard band music, but this band was funny and played well, nothing like the band back home. Sensing his distress, the band directed him to Forbes College. The converted hotel in the middle was perfect for any Cornell native. He arrived and finally felt at home. Then he was stepped on by a Frat boy returning from the street.
(Band forms a shoe, plays Mickey Mouse theme segues to Kiss Him Goodbye)
Watch your tail Band, it’s the farmer’s wife.
October 27th, 2001
Princeton loses 7-10
Pregame:
No pregame show script is available for this game.
Halftime
Marching onto the field in straight lines … It’s the Princeton University Band! Sophomore Steven Abt is running for Borough Council. If he wins, here are some changes that the community can expect to see.
- Council meetings will begin with 15 minutes of awkward silence, because no one has done the reading
- Nassau Street will be renamed, Class of 1956 Way
- The Mayor will be replaced with a Canadian
- Triumph Brew Pub will instate Bicker
- The Borough will become composed almost entirely of White, Upper class Yuppies… oh wait
- Prospective Residents will be referred to Dean Fred
- And Orange Key Tours will now include, Your House
Forming Your House, the band asks when we can stop by.
(Band forms a house, plays Call Me)
Sometimes people criticize the band for not being very family friendly. Today we’d like to present a joke for the whole family Early one morning the Cornell country mouse woke up and decided he was tired of cramming for exams, milking cows, and serving continental Breakfasts. Instead of throwing himself into the gorge, he decided to see civilization, so he headed to Princeton. When he arrived on campus he was met by a super-smart white mouse who told him to avoid the squirrels, and then headed off to Bicker Ivy. The country mouse was left to wonder what there was to do around here for fun.
(Band forms a bottle, plays Tequila)
As the country mouse began wandering around campus, he became confused by the lack of cows, and decided to try to find a classroom, where he was further confused by the lack of alphabet above the blackboard. Just as he was about to head back to the gorge, he suddenly heard band music, but this band was funny and played well, nothing like the band back home. Sensing his distress, the band directed him to Forbes College. The converted hotel in the middle was perfect for any Cornell native. He arrived and finally felt at home. Then he was stepped on by a Frat boy returning from the street.
(Band forms a shoe, plays Mickey Mouse theme segues to Kiss Him Goodbye)
Watch your tail Band, it’s the farmer’s wife.
