Cornell 2016
Princeton at Cornell
October 29th, 2016
Princeton wins 56-7
Pregame:
Aw shucks, it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song]
Why is corn such a good listener? It’s all ears!
[Band plays I’m a believer]
How is an ear of corn like an army? It has lots of kernels. Do you know how much a pirate pays for corn? About a buccaneer. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where is pop corn? Making a double-double rotating P for pop corn, it’s the Princeton University Band.
[Band forms Double-Double Rotating P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall]
Run away band. Let’s get popping.
Halftime:
Swarming the field and bugging everyone in the stands, it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
Oh God! These bugs are everywhere! Jeez! Cornell seems to have more insects than agriculture majors. For those of you that are unaware, this year was the 13th annual open house for Cornell’s insectapalooza. Seriously though, what is attracting all these annoyances? Is it Halloween or the zombie-faced students? We have cockroaches, flies, stinkbugs, moths, ladybugs, butterflies, and fire ants. Great balls of fire ants!
[Band forms ant and plays Great Balls of Fire]
Ah! I have realized what is attracting all the insects. It’s not the fact that Halloween is right around the corner, it’s the corpse flower, which is indigenous to Cornell. This flower, which smells like human flesh, has developed the ability to make itself big, hot and smelly as a defense mechanism for survival. The odd thing about this flower, is that it normally blooms about every decade, but Cornell’s have bloomed 3 times in the past 4 years. Some might say that Cornell has
a problem with premature pollination. I guess this is due to all the hard work of our bee friend Johnny. He has been hard at work beeing good.
[Band forms corpse flower and plays Johnny Bee Good]
Run away band. Save that smell for Halloween.
October 29th, 2016
Princeton wins 56-7
Pregame:
Aw shucks, it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song]
Why is corn such a good listener? It’s all ears!
[Band plays I’m a believer]
How is an ear of corn like an army? It has lots of kernels. Do you know how much a pirate pays for corn? About a buccaneer. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where is pop corn? Making a double-double rotating P for pop corn, it’s the Princeton University Band.
[Band forms Double-Double Rotating P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall]
Run away band. Let’s get popping.
Halftime:
Swarming the field and bugging everyone in the stands, it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
Oh God! These bugs are everywhere! Jeez! Cornell seems to have more insects than agriculture majors. For those of you that are unaware, this year was the 13th annual open house for Cornell’s insectapalooza. Seriously though, what is attracting all these annoyances? Is it Halloween or the zombie-faced students? We have cockroaches, flies, stinkbugs, moths, ladybugs, butterflies, and fire ants. Great balls of fire ants!
[Band forms ant and plays Great Balls of Fire]
Ah! I have realized what is attracting all the insects. It’s not the fact that Halloween is right around the corner, it’s the corpse flower, which is indigenous to Cornell. This flower, which smells like human flesh, has developed the ability to make itself big, hot and smelly as a defense mechanism for survival. The odd thing about this flower, is that it normally blooms about every decade, but Cornell’s have bloomed 3 times in the past 4 years. Some might say that Cornell has
a problem with premature pollination. I guess this is due to all the hard work of our bee friend Johnny. He has been hard at work beeing good.
[Band forms corpse flower and plays Johnny Bee Good]
Run away band. Save that smell for Halloween.