Dartmouth 1967
Dartmouth at Princeton
November 25th, 1967
Princeton loses 14-17
The Band first looks to the South and remembers that “when time is dear, Trenton is near.” Forming a one-night stand, the Band asks Princeton Charlie why, with the car rule enabling him to get farther, he prefers Trenton girls, and he replies…
“Anything Goes”
The Band turns its attention to a nearby choir college, and reminds Princeton Charlie of the school’s motto, “Yours for a Song.” Forming a pliable social alternative, we suggest to Princeton Charlie that…
“It’s a Grand Night for Singing”
But if all else fails, Princeton Charlie may pass the time during the winter with a good book, such as Fanny Hill, a classic piece of art. Forming a hill on the field, we are reminded of the encouraging philosophy contained in the body of that work, for whenever our heroine was down, she was always looking up.
“Climb Every Mountain”
The only place where the winter social scene is worse than Princeton is Dartmouth. Forming a mail slot, we note that when Danny Dartmouth does get a date, none of his roommates do. Thus, when he is at last alone in his room with his date, he suddenly hears from the mail slot…
“Hail, Hail, the Gang’s All Here”
November 25th, 1967
Princeton loses 14-17
The Band first looks to the South and remembers that “when time is dear, Trenton is near.” Forming a one-night stand, the Band asks Princeton Charlie why, with the car rule enabling him to get farther, he prefers Trenton girls, and he replies…
“Anything Goes”
The Band turns its attention to a nearby choir college, and reminds Princeton Charlie of the school’s motto, “Yours for a Song.” Forming a pliable social alternative, we suggest to Princeton Charlie that…
“It’s a Grand Night for Singing”
But if all else fails, Princeton Charlie may pass the time during the winter with a good book, such as Fanny Hill, a classic piece of art. Forming a hill on the field, we are reminded of the encouraging philosophy contained in the body of that work, for whenever our heroine was down, she was always looking up.
“Climb Every Mountain”
The only place where the winter social scene is worse than Princeton is Dartmouth. Forming a mail slot, we note that when Danny Dartmouth does get a date, none of his roommates do. Thus, when he is at last alone in his room with his date, he suddenly hears from the mail slot…
“Hail, Hail, the Gang’s All Here”
