Dartmouth 1973
Dartmouth at Princeton
November 24th, 1973
Princeton loses 24-42
Ladies and gentlemen, the United Press International Band present news on the march.
(opening from “Dragnet Theme”)
The story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have to changed to protect the innocent.
“Dragnet Theme” (Band marches out to theme)
President Carl Albert today vetoed a prison reform bill which would have allowed political prisoners to be placed on parole after three and one half hours.
“Hail, Hail, the Gang’s All Here” (Band forms ‘PEN’)
Attorney General John Siricca announced a clearance sale at the White House including 1500 reels of slightly-used recording tape.
“Sound of Silence” (Band forms precision marching tape recorder)
Vice President Thomas Eagleton electrified the nation before a battery of reporters with his shocking treatment of the present energy crisis. He charged that Con Edison’s resistance to transforming their rates to maintain the present guidelines would result in a federal antitrust suit.
“I Think I’m Going Out of My Head” (Band spells ‘AC-DC’)
Acting Director of the FBI, Walter Cronkite…… (auf Deutch) It is with great pleasure that in spite of heaving in Washington I can now say that peace is at hand. We control the airwaves, the bus stations and the capitol. Resistance across the nation is collapsing.
“Deutchland Uber Alles” (Band forms ‘FBI’, changes to ‘SS!’)
And that’s the way it is, 1973.
(Band forms ‘1973’)
And I’ll bet you thought you wouldn’t have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore.
“Happy Days are Here Again” (Band forms ‘1984’)
November 24th, 1973
Princeton loses 24-42
Ladies and gentlemen, the United Press International Band present news on the march.
(opening from “Dragnet Theme”)
The story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have to changed to protect the innocent.
“Dragnet Theme” (Band marches out to theme)
President Carl Albert today vetoed a prison reform bill which would have allowed political prisoners to be placed on parole after three and one half hours.
“Hail, Hail, the Gang’s All Here” (Band forms ‘PEN’)
Attorney General John Siricca announced a clearance sale at the White House including 1500 reels of slightly-used recording tape.
“Sound of Silence” (Band forms precision marching tape recorder)
Vice President Thomas Eagleton electrified the nation before a battery of reporters with his shocking treatment of the present energy crisis. He charged that Con Edison’s resistance to transforming their rates to maintain the present guidelines would result in a federal antitrust suit.
“I Think I’m Going Out of My Head” (Band spells ‘AC-DC’)
Acting Director of the FBI, Walter Cronkite…… (auf Deutch) It is with great pleasure that in spite of heaving in Washington I can now say that peace is at hand. We control the airwaves, the bus stations and the capitol. Resistance across the nation is collapsing.
“Deutchland Uber Alles” (Band forms ‘FBI’, changes to ‘SS!’)
And that’s the way it is, 1973.
(Band forms ‘1973’)
And I’ll bet you thought you wouldn’t have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore.
“Happy Days are Here Again” (Band forms ‘1984’)
