Dartmouth 1974
Princeton at Dartmouth
October 12th, 1974
Princeton wins 14-7
The Princeton University marching Band takes a long hard look at things that are green.
“Princeton Forward”
It is common knowledge that there are two basic kinds of students at Dartmouth: offensive and defensive, although the Princeton Band has found that most are offensive. And, although there are plenty of left tackles, we find there is not enough right guard.
“You’ve Got to Be a Football Hero” (Band forms aerosol can)
Speaking of Dartmouth vegetables, the Band makes a pea on the field and salutes the jolly green giant and his little green sprout.
“Jolly Green Giant” (Band forms a pea)
Forming a used tissue on the field, the Band notes that excessive frigidity at Dartmouth has caused a shortage of Kleenex, tissues, napkins, and other articles.
(Band makes arm motions) “Greensleeves” (after Greensleeves the Band softly plays “The Sound of Music”)
Ah yes, the Green Hills are alive with the sound of mucus. This has led many people to believe that the main drawback of Dartmouth is the cold. This sleaves Dartmouth students with one alternative.
October 12th, 1974
Princeton wins 14-7
The Princeton University marching Band takes a long hard look at things that are green.
“Princeton Forward”
It is common knowledge that there are two basic kinds of students at Dartmouth: offensive and defensive, although the Princeton Band has found that most are offensive. And, although there are plenty of left tackles, we find there is not enough right guard.
“You’ve Got to Be a Football Hero” (Band forms aerosol can)
Speaking of Dartmouth vegetables, the Band makes a pea on the field and salutes the jolly green giant and his little green sprout.
“Jolly Green Giant” (Band forms a pea)
Forming a used tissue on the field, the Band notes that excessive frigidity at Dartmouth has caused a shortage of Kleenex, tissues, napkins, and other articles.
(Band makes arm motions) “Greensleeves” (after Greensleeves the Band softly plays “The Sound of Music”)
Ah yes, the Green Hills are alive with the sound of mucus. This has led many people to believe that the main drawback of Dartmouth is the cold. This sleaves Dartmouth students with one alternative.
