Dartmouth 1975
Dartmouth at Princeton
November 22nd, 1975
Princeton loses 16-21
Pregame
Ladies and Gentlemen, as is traditional in the final game of the season, Band President John Hillman ’76 is guest drum major of the Princeton University “you won’t have us to kick around anymore” Marching Band.
“Cannon Song” Foregoing it’s usual insult to the opposing school, the Band wishes to say it is D-lighted that so many Big Green men and women finally have the chance to attend Princeton, if only for a day.
“Dartmouth Song”
Now the Band asks you to observe its final rotating “P” of the year and sing “Going Back.”
“Going Back”
Halftime
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Princeton University Band takes a long… hard… look… for Amelia Ehrhart. (airplane noise)
“Princeton Forward”
Ladies and Gentlemen, in its final appearance… ever (applause), the Band is pleased to announce that it has put together a collection of halftime highlights for your listening enjoyment. Yes folks, this multi-record set offers you the best halftime shows in the Band’s archives. Who can forget the time we saluted Raquel Welch by playing “The Big Top,” or the time we toasted Abe Beame with “5 foot 2, eyes of blue”? You can get all these and many more on our special 9 x 12… extra-long… record. Why don’t we all croon along as the band moons… on the field and plays one of my personal favorites.
“By the Light of the Silvery Moon”
Speaking of multiplying your dreams, order now and you will receive at no extra cost a ticket to lasagna night at Commons. Operators are standing by to accept your calls. The number in New Jersey is 452-6100… that’s 452-3350… for those who didn’t catch that number, it’s 452-3134. Out of town, please call collect. In anticipation of selling two million records by June, we stack our 45’s on the field and rotate.
“June is Busting Out All Over”
Ladies and Gentlemen, you may not know that the Band has a censor who carefully edits our shows. The Band deplores this restriction on our First Amendment freedoms. We have therefore decided the throw away the last approved joke for this week and give you two minutes of unmitigated filth. For the first… and last time ever, a Marching Band goes topless. (Band removes hats) Didn’t like that one huh? Well, now the Band closes its 1975 year with one final obscene revelation.
(9 men in trenchcoats: “NNETICROP” to “PRINCETON” to the tune of “2001.”)
November 22nd, 1975
Princeton loses 16-21
Pregame
Ladies and Gentlemen, as is traditional in the final game of the season, Band President John Hillman ’76 is guest drum major of the Princeton University “you won’t have us to kick around anymore” Marching Band.
“Cannon Song” Foregoing it’s usual insult to the opposing school, the Band wishes to say it is D-lighted that so many Big Green men and women finally have the chance to attend Princeton, if only for a day.
“Dartmouth Song”
Now the Band asks you to observe its final rotating “P” of the year and sing “Going Back.”
“Going Back”
Halftime
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Princeton University Band takes a long… hard… look… for Amelia Ehrhart. (airplane noise)
“Princeton Forward”
Ladies and Gentlemen, in its final appearance… ever (applause), the Band is pleased to announce that it has put together a collection of halftime highlights for your listening enjoyment. Yes folks, this multi-record set offers you the best halftime shows in the Band’s archives. Who can forget the time we saluted Raquel Welch by playing “The Big Top,” or the time we toasted Abe Beame with “5 foot 2, eyes of blue”? You can get all these and many more on our special 9 x 12… extra-long… record. Why don’t we all croon along as the band moons… on the field and plays one of my personal favorites.
“By the Light of the Silvery Moon”
Speaking of multiplying your dreams, order now and you will receive at no extra cost a ticket to lasagna night at Commons. Operators are standing by to accept your calls. The number in New Jersey is 452-6100… that’s 452-3350… for those who didn’t catch that number, it’s 452-3134. Out of town, please call collect. In anticipation of selling two million records by June, we stack our 45’s on the field and rotate.
“June is Busting Out All Over”
Ladies and Gentlemen, you may not know that the Band has a censor who carefully edits our shows. The Band deplores this restriction on our First Amendment freedoms. We have therefore decided the throw away the last approved joke for this week and give you two minutes of unmitigated filth. For the first… and last time ever, a Marching Band goes topless. (Band removes hats) Didn’t like that one huh? Well, now the Band closes its 1975 year with one final obscene revelation.
(9 men in trenchcoats: “NNETICROP” to “PRINCETON” to the tune of “2001.”)
