Dartmouth 1981
Princeton at Dartmouth
September 19th, 1981
Princeton loses 13-32
Ladies and gentlemen, the Princeton University Band takes a long, hard look at things that are green.
“Princeton Forward”
Money, cold hard cash. Dinero. Buckaroos, buckaroos. Like certain other bare essentials, you just can’t get enough of it at Dartmouth; you just can’t get any. After four years of paying tuition, most Dartmouth students feel like they’ve been fleeced — the little money that is left over usually goes for essentials, like Woolite and knitting needles. The Band wishes to salute you poor, overtaxed but happy Dartmouth students because, monetarily speaking, you always get it in the end.
“The Best Things in Life are Free” (Band forms a dollar sign)
Green. Mummy says it’s just key with pink. Yes, where would any preppie be without his Green Lacoste, Green duck shoes and Lime green cords: probably at Dartmouth. Forming a huddled mass, the Band gators up to Freeport, a little scared that it might not escape from Hanover with its 100% virgin wool jackets intact.
“Greensleeves” (Band forms huddled mass)
And to you, the green freshman class at Dartmouth, a few words of encouragement. Things may be bad now. You are, after all, a naive, inexperienced, scared, uneducated Dartmouth freshman. But don’t worry. Things will be better soon. In just four short years, things will change. You will be a naive, inexperienced, scared, uneducated Dartmouth alum.
“I Got Plenty of Nuttin” (Band forms ’85’ changing to ‘BS’)
And, speaking of Green, we know that you in the Dartmouth band are green with envy over the high stepping, precision power and sonic glory of those ambassadors of musical perfection, the Princeton University Band.
“King Cotton March” (Band forms concert shell)
Now, speaking of unbearable green objects, please have patience with the Dartmouth College band.
September 19th, 1981
Princeton loses 13-32
Ladies and gentlemen, the Princeton University Band takes a long, hard look at things that are green.
“Princeton Forward”
Money, cold hard cash. Dinero. Buckaroos, buckaroos. Like certain other bare essentials, you just can’t get enough of it at Dartmouth; you just can’t get any. After four years of paying tuition, most Dartmouth students feel like they’ve been fleeced — the little money that is left over usually goes for essentials, like Woolite and knitting needles. The Band wishes to salute you poor, overtaxed but happy Dartmouth students because, monetarily speaking, you always get it in the end.
“The Best Things in Life are Free” (Band forms a dollar sign)
Green. Mummy says it’s just key with pink. Yes, where would any preppie be without his Green Lacoste, Green duck shoes and Lime green cords: probably at Dartmouth. Forming a huddled mass, the Band gators up to Freeport, a little scared that it might not escape from Hanover with its 100% virgin wool jackets intact.
“Greensleeves” (Band forms huddled mass)
And to you, the green freshman class at Dartmouth, a few words of encouragement. Things may be bad now. You are, after all, a naive, inexperienced, scared, uneducated Dartmouth freshman. But don’t worry. Things will be better soon. In just four short years, things will change. You will be a naive, inexperienced, scared, uneducated Dartmouth alum.
“I Got Plenty of Nuttin” (Band forms ’85’ changing to ‘BS’)
And, speaking of Green, we know that you in the Dartmouth band are green with envy over the high stepping, precision power and sonic glory of those ambassadors of musical perfection, the Princeton University Band.
“King Cotton March” (Band forms concert shell)
Now, speaking of unbearable green objects, please have patience with the Dartmouth College band.
