Dartmouth 2001
Princeton at Dartmouth
November 17th, 2001
Princeton wins 35-14
Pregame:
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend your ears to – The Princeton University Band.
“Princeton Cannon Song”
We wanted to honor our President David R. Turner by writing a pregame entirely in Latin, but it’s a dead language and none of us knew it. We were able to remember a few letters, though, so we decided to form a little delta, for David, and salute our old faded tuba music by playing Us the Becks go Leering Dy.
(Band forms a small ‘delta’ and plays “As the Backs Go Tearing By”)
And now it’s the
(Band forms Double-Double Rotating Cyclotron and plays “Going Back”)
(David chases Erik around and around inside the cyclotron during the song)
If you didn’t understand this pregame, don’t worry, it’s Greek to David.
Halftime
Coming back onto the field like Michael Jordan, it’s the Princeton University Band. This fall has seen a number of comeback attempts as Michael Jackson is attempting to salvage his reputation, and Michael Jordan is attempting to destroy his. Following this trend, other celebrities are on the comeback trail.
Forming Elian’s ride, the band says welcome back.
(Band forms a boat, Plays Proud Mary)
Hollywood is also on the comeback trail. After the disappointing summer season, the band is pleased to announce that Hollywood has returned to its proud tradition of quality and originality just in time for the holiday season. Here are some upcoming releases:
Forming Pi, the band echoes the pleas of Frat Boys everywhere.
(Band Forms Pi and plays “Gimme some Lovin'”)
And now, for Drum Major Patrick “They’re always after me lucky charms” Miller, Head manager Melissa “Melanie” Turitz, Student Conductor Melanie “Melissa” Papasian, and President David “Grammer Bitch” Turner, I’m Jenn “Hey, I’m supposed to be on the field” McVetty saying “Clear the way for Humanitarian aid.”
November 17th, 2001
Princeton wins 35-14
Pregame:
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend your ears to – The Princeton University Band.
“Princeton Cannon Song”
We wanted to honor our President David R. Turner by writing a pregame entirely in Latin, but it’s a dead language and none of us knew it. We were able to remember a few letters, though, so we decided to form a little delta, for David, and salute our old faded tuba music by playing Us the Becks go Leering Dy.
(Band forms a small ‘delta’ and plays “As the Backs Go Tearing By”)
And now it’s the
- Drunk DM with a megaphone,
- DM Charge,
- Presidential Charge,
- No, the OTHER David Turner,
- Tuba G.,
- Can you eat 78 White Castles in three sittings?
- Die for the Inn,
- No, I’m just kidding,
- Suspenders,
- The Jelly Bean Man,
- That’s South Jersey,
- The Double-Double Rotating Cyclotron!
(Band forms Double-Double Rotating Cyclotron and plays “Going Back”)
(David chases Erik around and around inside the cyclotron during the song)
If you didn’t understand this pregame, don’t worry, it’s Greek to David.
Halftime
Coming back onto the field like Michael Jordan, it’s the Princeton University Band. This fall has seen a number of comeback attempts as Michael Jackson is attempting to salvage his reputation, and Michael Jordan is attempting to destroy his. Following this trend, other celebrities are on the comeback trail.
- The energizer bunny is beginning a career in adult films, he keeps coming and coming and coming
- Al Gore is making another run for office, he keeps appealing and appealing and appealing.
- Barbra Streisand will begin one more final tour
- Heidi Fleiss is setting up shop in Dartmouth with a flock of sheep
- Tonya Harding will start a singing career by breaking Britney Spears’ knees
- And Elian Gonzalaz is finding a bigger boat.
Forming Elian’s ride, the band says welcome back.
(Band forms a boat, Plays Proud Mary)
Hollywood is also on the comeback trail. After the disappointing summer season, the band is pleased to announce that Hollywood has returned to its proud tradition of quality and originality just in time for the holiday season. Here are some upcoming releases:
- William Shatner stars as a green ogre with a bad toupee exploring the universe in Star Shrek
- Pretty Woman II the wrath of Condit
- The sequel to Gerard Depard … Gerard Depard – deux
- Academy Award winning Director Steven Soderburgh presents: Traffic Jam, the story of the Smuckers Cartel
- Follow that Bird 2 The Reckoning
- Driving Miss Daisy 2 The Reckoning
- Bambi 2 The Reckoning
- The Jode family encounters super intelligent vineyards in their trek through California in Planet of the Grapes of Wrath
- Peter Singer: Womb Raider
- Ed Bradley and Andy Rooney mastermind a ring of car thefts in Gone in 60 minutes
- And a Dartmouth frat boy embarks on a futile attempt to find love in American Pi Phi
Forming Pi, the band echoes the pleas of Frat Boys everywhere.
(Band Forms Pi and plays “Gimme some Lovin'”)
And now, for Drum Major Patrick “They’re always after me lucky charms” Miller, Head manager Melissa “Melanie” Turitz, Student Conductor Melanie “Melissa” Papasian, and President David “Grammer Bitch” Turner, I’m Jenn “Hey, I’m supposed to be on the field” McVetty saying “Clear the way for Humanitarian aid.”
