Dartmouth 2002
Dartmouth at Princeton
November 23rd, 2002
Princeton wins 38-30
Pregame:
As far back as I can remember, I’ve always wanted to be in the Princeton University Band!
“Cannon”
With UN arms inspectors back in Iraq, Saddam’s been busy rolling up his sleeves and shoving everything he owns into the back closet. Here’s what he’s been hiding:
Forming a little D for destruction, the band reminds you that when Saddam comes out of the closet, he’ll leave behind a few skeletons.
“As the Backs Go Tearing By” (Band forms a little D)
And now, reminding you:
It’s the Double, Double Rotating P!
(Band forms Double Double Rotating P and plays “Going Back”)
“Star Spangled Banner”
Halftime
Eschewing obfuscation, it’s Princeton University Band!
“Princeton Forward”
It looks like war with Iraq may be just around the corner. Music and war have gone together since at least the 60’s. To that end, we’ve compiled some of the greatest hits of the Iraqi Invasion.
Forming a leveled Baghdad, the Band reminds you that once the smoke clears, you can see for miles and miles.
(Band forms leveled Baghdad and plays “I Can See For Miles”)
Speaking of places with no redeeming qualities, take New Haven (Band: “Please! No, really!”)
But seriously, we’re playing Dartmouth this week, and we’ve heard that Dartmouth has recently completed an initiative to increase diversity. Here’s how we think they did that.
Forming a flock of sheep, the Band says, you can diversify all you want, but you’ll never find a friend like me.
(Band forms a flock of sheep and plays “Friend Like Me”)
And now, for Drum Major Dan “Yes Katie” Spector, Head Manager Katie “You’re all wrong” Lindl, Student Conductor “It was like that when we got here” Driscoll, and President Pat “It’s my Presidential right” Miller, I’m Melanie “Saucy Wench” Papasian saying, yo Band, get the flock out of here.
November 23rd, 2002
Princeton wins 38-30
Pregame:
As far back as I can remember, I’ve always wanted to be in the Princeton University Band!
“Cannon”
With UN arms inspectors back in Iraq, Saddam’s been busy rolling up his sleeves and shoving everything he owns into the back closet. Here’s what he’s been hiding:
- Repressed Minorities
- 1001 Arabian pairs of shoes
- Britney Spears’ virginity
- Florida Presidential ballots
- A Dartmouth Band jacket
- The class of ’58
- Sand that he’s hoarding, just in case
- And of course, weapons of mass destruction
Forming a little D for destruction, the band reminds you that when Saddam comes out of the closet, he’ll leave behind a few skeletons.
“As the Backs Go Tearing By” (Band forms a little D)
And now, reminding you:
- It’s not easy being Dartmouth
- Dartmouth eggs and ham
- The grass is always Dartmouth on the other side
- Make sure to eat your Dartmouths
- Dartmouthland is the world’s biggest island
- The leaves that are Dartmouth turned brown
- Dartmouth acres is the place to be
- The Dartmouth berets
- Dartmouth with envy
- The Dartmouth mile
- Little Dartmouth men
- You what they say about the Dartmouth M and M’s
It’s the Double, Double Rotating P!
(Band forms Double Double Rotating P and plays “Going Back”)
“Star Spangled Banner”
Halftime
Eschewing obfuscation, it’s Princeton University Band!
“Princeton Forward”
It looks like war with Iraq may be just around the corner. Music and war have gone together since at least the 60’s. To that end, we’ve compiled some of the greatest hits of the Iraqi Invasion.
- “I Can’t Get No Coalition”
- “It’s Been A Hard Day’s Fight… in the desert and urban areas”
- “I Want To Hold Your Hand Grenade”
- “We All Live in a Nuclear Submarine”
- “Baby, You Could Drive My Car… but You’re A Woman”
- “Lucy in the Sky with Predator Drones”
- “Here Comes The Son… of Bush”
- “I Get By With No Help From My Allies”
- “Blackbird SR-71”
- “Can’t Buy Me Weapons-Grade Plutonium”
- And the biggest hit of the Iraqi Invasion: Baghdad.
Forming a leveled Baghdad, the Band reminds you that once the smoke clears, you can see for miles and miles.
(Band forms leveled Baghdad and plays “I Can See For Miles”)
Speaking of places with no redeeming qualities, take New Haven (Band: “Please! No, really!”)
But seriously, we’re playing Dartmouth this week, and we’ve heard that Dartmouth has recently completed an initiative to increase diversity. Here’s how we think they did that.
- They offered admission to more students who aren’t rich drunken frat boys.
- They encouraged more aliens to apply by growing acres and acres of wheat.
- They changed their name from the Big Green to the Big Rainbow.
- They admitted more students who butter their bread butter side down.
- They opened the first Chinese restaurant in New Hampshire.
- They put Manischewitz on tap at all the frats on Friday night.
- They turned all their Protestant churches to face Mecca.
- And, they’ve been making use of more barnyard animals like goats and chickens to complement the sheep.
Forming a flock of sheep, the Band says, you can diversify all you want, but you’ll never find a friend like me.
(Band forms a flock of sheep and plays “Friend Like Me”)
And now, for Drum Major Dan “Yes Katie” Spector, Head Manager Katie “You’re all wrong” Lindl, Student Conductor “It was like that when we got here” Driscoll, and President Pat “It’s my Presidential right” Miller, I’m Melanie “Saucy Wench” Papasian saying, yo Band, get the flock out of here.
