Dartmouth 2013
Princeton at Dartmouth
November 23rd, 2013
Princeton loses 24-28
Pregame:
With all the hatred we inspire and the love we desire, it’s the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on playing “Amanda Show”)
This Tuesday your favorite band president, Amanda Lawrence, will make her debut in an exciting new TV show: The Amanda Show! In episode one, entitled “What of the Dominican woman?”, you’ll watch as Amanda, initially planning to be a doctor, quickly decides she would rather not help people and instead goes where the real money is by pursuing a career in music. But no real orchestras for Amanda! She prefers strange groups like the Princeton University Band.
Keep following Amanda as she finds her dream job working at the Center for Jewish Life. She loves it because she gets a nice name tag on her desk so people don’t have to ask her to explain her Dominican pronunciation.
Helping Amanda throw a Hanukkah celebration at the Center for Jewish Life, the band forms a dreidel and plays “Oh Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah” followed by “Dreidel, Dreidel.”
(Band forms a dreidel and plays “Oh Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah” followed by “Dreidel, Dreidel”)
In episode 2, Amanda will show us around her home country of Dominica. You’ll see the beautiful black sand beaches and you’ll meet several exciting guest stars, including David Ortiz, Sammy Sosa, and Rihanna. Oh wait, that’s the Dominican Republic.
Afterwards, Amanda will play a concert on her steel drums, or as she calls them, steel pans. Once she’s done, she might even use the pans to cook you some of her famous meat. And then she’ll make you eat it.
Celebrating Amanda’s journey from Dominica to Princeton, the band forms a Double-Double Rotating Flag of Dominica and plays “Going Back to Nassau Hall.”
(Band forms Double-Double Rotating Flag of Dominica and plays “Going Back to Nassau Hall”)
Run away band, or Amanda will make you [censored] her [censored].
Halftime:
Traveling North of the wall, it’s the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to “Forward”)
Holy sheep! It sure is freezing up here.
Your alma mater’s so cold that every time you shower it’s a polar plunge.
Your alma mater’s so cold it won’t return any of my texts.
Your alma mater’s so cold that my tongue gets stuck to it whenever I lick it.
Your alma mater’s so cold you could use your nose drippings as a pair of chopsticks.
Your alma mater’s so cold that none of the students are hot.
It’s so darn cold here that we’re getting sad and turning blue. Forming a thermometer to measure the temperature, the band plays “Basin Street Blues.”
(Band forms thermometer with a decreasing level and plays “Basin Street Blues”)
Recently we got to wondering, if there was an epidemic at Dartmouth like there is at Princeton, what would it be? Possibly frostbite. Or maybe meningitis, since we just brought it here. Or there’s always the dreaded talking-like-Doctor-Seuss disease. Oh no, I feel myself catching it now!
My hands are trembly, my voice is getting hoarse
I’m saying my words with way too much force
I have a high fever and a spotty green rash
And an insatiable craving for cans of Who Hash
Just give me some bubbly, some fubbly, some froo
A dash of hat papper and a pinch more of smoo
The doctors are here now, time for me to go
It’s sure nice of them to let me finish this show
Forming the bacteria taking over my body and making me go crazy, the band plays “Basket Case.”
(Band forms a bacteria and plays “Basket Case”)
Now, on behalf of head manager Tyler Davis, feeder of mouths and queen of verse; conductor Bryan Jacobowitz, master of sticks and prince of beards; president Amanda Lawrence, drummer of steel and dame of laughs; and drum major Nicky Robinson, writer of clues and king of clothes; this is your announcer, Alex Smith, mather of math and lord of this PA, signing off. I may not have been good, but I definitely had enthusiasm.
November 23rd, 2013
Princeton loses 24-28
Pregame:
With all the hatred we inspire and the love we desire, it’s the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on playing “Amanda Show”)
This Tuesday your favorite band president, Amanda Lawrence, will make her debut in an exciting new TV show: The Amanda Show! In episode one, entitled “What of the Dominican woman?”, you’ll watch as Amanda, initially planning to be a doctor, quickly decides she would rather not help people and instead goes where the real money is by pursuing a career in music. But no real orchestras for Amanda! She prefers strange groups like the Princeton University Band.
Keep following Amanda as she finds her dream job working at the Center for Jewish Life. She loves it because she gets a nice name tag on her desk so people don’t have to ask her to explain her Dominican pronunciation.
Helping Amanda throw a Hanukkah celebration at the Center for Jewish Life, the band forms a dreidel and plays “Oh Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah” followed by “Dreidel, Dreidel.”
(Band forms a dreidel and plays “Oh Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah” followed by “Dreidel, Dreidel”)
In episode 2, Amanda will show us around her home country of Dominica. You’ll see the beautiful black sand beaches and you’ll meet several exciting guest stars, including David Ortiz, Sammy Sosa, and Rihanna. Oh wait, that’s the Dominican Republic.
Afterwards, Amanda will play a concert on her steel drums, or as she calls them, steel pans. Once she’s done, she might even use the pans to cook you some of her famous meat. And then she’ll make you eat it.
Celebrating Amanda’s journey from Dominica to Princeton, the band forms a Double-Double Rotating Flag of Dominica and plays “Going Back to Nassau Hall.”
(Band forms Double-Double Rotating Flag of Dominica and plays “Going Back to Nassau Hall”)
Run away band, or Amanda will make you [censored] her [censored].
Halftime:
Traveling North of the wall, it’s the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to “Forward”)
Holy sheep! It sure is freezing up here.
Your alma mater’s so cold that every time you shower it’s a polar plunge.
Your alma mater’s so cold it won’t return any of my texts.
Your alma mater’s so cold that my tongue gets stuck to it whenever I lick it.
Your alma mater’s so cold you could use your nose drippings as a pair of chopsticks.
Your alma mater’s so cold that none of the students are hot.
It’s so darn cold here that we’re getting sad and turning blue. Forming a thermometer to measure the temperature, the band plays “Basin Street Blues.”
(Band forms thermometer with a decreasing level and plays “Basin Street Blues”)
Recently we got to wondering, if there was an epidemic at Dartmouth like there is at Princeton, what would it be? Possibly frostbite. Or maybe meningitis, since we just brought it here. Or there’s always the dreaded talking-like-Doctor-Seuss disease. Oh no, I feel myself catching it now!
My hands are trembly, my voice is getting hoarse
I’m saying my words with way too much force
I have a high fever and a spotty green rash
And an insatiable craving for cans of Who Hash
Just give me some bubbly, some fubbly, some froo
A dash of hat papper and a pinch more of smoo
The doctors are here now, time for me to go
It’s sure nice of them to let me finish this show
Forming the bacteria taking over my body and making me go crazy, the band plays “Basket Case.”
(Band forms a bacteria and plays “Basket Case”)
Now, on behalf of head manager Tyler Davis, feeder of mouths and queen of verse; conductor Bryan Jacobowitz, master of sticks and prince of beards; president Amanda Lawrence, drummer of steel and dame of laughs; and drum major Nicky Robinson, writer of clues and king of clothes; this is your announcer, Alex Smith, mather of math and lord of this PA, signing off. I may not have been good, but I definitely had enthusiasm.
