Dartmouth 2015
Princeton at Dartmouth
November 21st, 2015
Princeton loses 10-17
Pregame:
Why Are You Encouraging Them? It's The Princeton University Band!
(Brought To You By Doctor Thunder)
The communists are coming! Fortunately, with a delectable combination of Doctor Thunder and Riley's “Special Stuff,” (along with some Acme weaponry) our kilted crusader was able to blast the commies off to the moon. After this adventure, Riley took a job with the US government, where he perfected the skills of drinking scotch while playing Kerbal Space Program, and sending lots of emails.
But Riley got tired of his work with the government, and decided to become an entrepreneur. Today, he runs a jelly store, where he sells “Riley's Sweet Jam” You Jelly?
Forming our morning space toast and honoring the many colors of Riley's Sweet Jam, the Band plays “Rise And Slam '39”
(Band forms Triangle and plays Rise And Shine '39)
After hearing of his success in the private sector, the government brought Riley back, looking to turn his jam into Space Jam. Unfortunately, he fell off the rocket as it was blasting into space, breaking his foot yet again. At least Mjonlir was safe. Riley retreated into anonymity, protecting Princeton as the mysterious kilted man with a tuba. They tried to coax him out of retirement with their famous turkey of the year, but it turned out that Riley had other engagements. Speak now or forever hold your peace as the Band forms a Double Double Rotating Engagement Ring and plays “Back The Nass Up”
(Band Forms Two Circles and Plays “Going Back To Nassau Hall”)
Hobble Away Band, The Cheerleaders Are Angry
Halftime:
Take Out Your Dentures, Its The Princeton University Band!
We here at the Princeton Band are always on the look for some sheep thrills. In this regard, we think that we always bleat the competition. Before we leave you guys and go on the lamb, we have a story.
Bernie the Sheep was a happy sheep. He had a corgi friend who would herd him around, and a fuzzy wuzzy jacket to keep him cozy. But one day, tragedy struck, and his hair started to fall out! Bernie was a creative sheep, and went to creative means to stay warm. Fortunately, Bernie, sporting his finest Vermont Flannel Factory jacket, blends right into the crowd at Hanover. Now Bernie's sits in Starbucks, drinking microbrewed coffee from mason jars while writing his autobiography. What's its title? You Can Call Me Alopecia!
(Band Forms Sheep And Plays “Ewe Can Call Me Al”)
In case you haven't heard, there's a holiday coming up next week! This year, we have a lot of things to be thankful for.
Honoring our new cause for celebration, the Band forms a ghost and plays “Holiday”
(Band forms ghost and plays “Holiday”)
And now, on behalf of President Tyler Alexis Davis, Wrangler of Third Graders and Exemplar of Perfectionless Effort, Drum Major Mary [Mary's Middle Name] Gilstad, Queen of Maryland and Jonny Depp Incarnate; Head Manager Alisa Mikhailovna Kroutikova, who also manages our stomachs and legs, but not our spirits; and Student Conductor Riley McCray-Cray Fitzgerald, whose Bass Trombone levels buildings; this is your half-Canadian half-announcer Ben-nay-nay McIntosh, signing off. Thank you for joining us. Courage. Goodnight.
November 21st, 2015
Princeton loses 10-17
Pregame:
Why Are You Encouraging Them? It's The Princeton University Band!
(Brought To You By Doctor Thunder)
The communists are coming! Fortunately, with a delectable combination of Doctor Thunder and Riley's “Special Stuff,” (along with some Acme weaponry) our kilted crusader was able to blast the commies off to the moon. After this adventure, Riley took a job with the US government, where he perfected the skills of drinking scotch while playing Kerbal Space Program, and sending lots of emails.
But Riley got tired of his work with the government, and decided to become an entrepreneur. Today, he runs a jelly store, where he sells “Riley's Sweet Jam” You Jelly?
Forming our morning space toast and honoring the many colors of Riley's Sweet Jam, the Band plays “Rise And Slam '39”
(Band forms Triangle and plays Rise And Shine '39)
After hearing of his success in the private sector, the government brought Riley back, looking to turn his jam into Space Jam. Unfortunately, he fell off the rocket as it was blasting into space, breaking his foot yet again. At least Mjonlir was safe. Riley retreated into anonymity, protecting Princeton as the mysterious kilted man with a tuba. They tried to coax him out of retirement with their famous turkey of the year, but it turned out that Riley had other engagements. Speak now or forever hold your peace as the Band forms a Double Double Rotating Engagement Ring and plays “Back The Nass Up”
(Band Forms Two Circles and Plays “Going Back To Nassau Hall”)
Hobble Away Band, The Cheerleaders Are Angry
Halftime:
Take Out Your Dentures, Its The Princeton University Band!
We here at the Princeton Band are always on the look for some sheep thrills. In this regard, we think that we always bleat the competition. Before we leave you guys and go on the lamb, we have a story.
Bernie the Sheep was a happy sheep. He had a corgi friend who would herd him around, and a fuzzy wuzzy jacket to keep him cozy. But one day, tragedy struck, and his hair started to fall out! Bernie was a creative sheep, and went to creative means to stay warm. Fortunately, Bernie, sporting his finest Vermont Flannel Factory jacket, blends right into the crowd at Hanover. Now Bernie's sits in Starbucks, drinking microbrewed coffee from mason jars while writing his autobiography. What's its title? You Can Call Me Alopecia!
(Band Forms Sheep And Plays “Ewe Can Call Me Al”)
In case you haven't heard, there's a holiday coming up next week! This year, we have a lot of things to be thankful for.
- We get to leave Hanover!
- We have all 10 fingers and haven't lost any to frostbite
- We're thankful for Donald Trump for being the butt of 90% of our jokes
- Lena Dubitsky
Honoring our new cause for celebration, the Band forms a ghost and plays “Holiday”
(Band forms ghost and plays “Holiday”)
And now, on behalf of President Tyler Alexis Davis, Wrangler of Third Graders and Exemplar of Perfectionless Effort, Drum Major Mary [Mary's Middle Name] Gilstad, Queen of Maryland and Jonny Depp Incarnate; Head Manager Alisa Mikhailovna Kroutikova, who also manages our stomachs and legs, but not our spirits; and Student Conductor Riley McCray-Cray Fitzgerald, whose Bass Trombone levels buildings; this is your half-Canadian half-announcer Ben-nay-nay McIntosh, signing off. Thank you for joining us. Courage. Goodnight.
