Dartmouth 2016
Dartmouth at Princeton
November 19th, 2016
Princeton wins 38-21
Pregame:
Undefeated since 1919, it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song]
Ya know, since we’re so good at remaining undefeated, we may as well go ahead and take advantage of our inability to fail. What other incredible things can we do wince we know we can’t lose? We could practice our tightrope walking between Fine Hall and New South. We could try our hand at the most dangerous profession; logging. We could run for president! We can’t lose! What letter does president start with? A double-double rotating P!
[Band forms double-double rotating P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall]
As some of you may know, this year is triangle’s 125th anniversary. To help them celebrate, the band will now play Basin Street Blues while triangle members and alumni form a kickline on the field.
[Band forms an arc and plays Basin Street Blues]
Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise and remove your headwear for the playing of the National Anthem by the Princeton University Band.
[National Anthem]
Run away band, time to celebrate another victory.
Halftime:
Excuse me, I think you dropped something…your standards…it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
Hmmm…Dartmouth’s band isn’t here today…I wonder why…maybe they got stuck in traffic. Maybe they all froze in a blizzard. Maybe their poor playing upset their fans enough that the fans took unfortunate action. Actually…ya know, it was probably just that they don’t care about their team. We would never do that to our athletics. We’re best buddies.
[Band forms :D and plays Buddy Holly]
Dartmouth Dartmouth Dartmouth*
Dartmouth used ice punch! It wasn’t very effective…
Dartmouth Dartmouth Dartmouth*
Dartmouth used ice beam! It wasn’t very effective…
Enemy Dartmouth is confused.
[Band forms D which breaks and plays Game of Thrones]
Princeton Princeton Princeton**
Princeton used ember! It was super effective!
Princeton Princeton Princeton**
Princeton used flamethrower! It was super effective!
Enemy Dartmouth fainted.
[Band forms P and plays Tiger Rag]
Run away band, it’s intentionally ambiguous.
*said with Jynx’s voice
**said with Arcanine/Growlithe’s voice
November 19th, 2016
Princeton wins 38-21
Pregame:
Undefeated since 1919, it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song]
Ya know, since we’re so good at remaining undefeated, we may as well go ahead and take advantage of our inability to fail. What other incredible things can we do wince we know we can’t lose? We could practice our tightrope walking between Fine Hall and New South. We could try our hand at the most dangerous profession; logging. We could run for president! We can’t lose! What letter does president start with? A double-double rotating P!
[Band forms double-double rotating P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall]
As some of you may know, this year is triangle’s 125th anniversary. To help them celebrate, the band will now play Basin Street Blues while triangle members and alumni form a kickline on the field.
[Band forms an arc and plays Basin Street Blues]
Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise and remove your headwear for the playing of the National Anthem by the Princeton University Band.
[National Anthem]
Run away band, time to celebrate another victory.
Halftime:
Excuse me, I think you dropped something…your standards…it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
Hmmm…Dartmouth’s band isn’t here today…I wonder why…maybe they got stuck in traffic. Maybe they all froze in a blizzard. Maybe their poor playing upset their fans enough that the fans took unfortunate action. Actually…ya know, it was probably just that they don’t care about their team. We would never do that to our athletics. We’re best buddies.
[Band forms :D and plays Buddy Holly]
Dartmouth Dartmouth Dartmouth*
Dartmouth used ice punch! It wasn’t very effective…
Dartmouth Dartmouth Dartmouth*
Dartmouth used ice beam! It wasn’t very effective…
Enemy Dartmouth is confused.
[Band forms D which breaks and plays Game of Thrones]
Princeton Princeton Princeton**
Princeton used ember! It was super effective!
Princeton Princeton Princeton**
Princeton used flamethrower! It was super effective!
Enemy Dartmouth fainted.
[Band forms P and plays Tiger Rag]
Run away band, it’s intentionally ambiguous.
*said with Jynx’s voice
**said with Arcanine/Growlithe’s voice
