Deleware 1981
Delaware at Princeton
September 26th, 1981
Princeton loses 8-61
For many students, chemicals are the sole solutions to complex problems of college life. Due to distilled periods of compound boredom, flasks have moved from the lab to the hip. Enthusiastic students continue to labor throughout the night to overcome repulsive, physical forces. Successful bonding, however, can occur when students properly administer chemical catalysts to lower inhibitive forces and reach excited states. Illustrating the Heisenberg principle on the field, the Band isn’t sure what it’s forming.
(Band doesn’t form anything)
What name unites Delaware, chemicals, and economics? DuPont, of course. Arriving on an unexplored market, great-great grandaddy DuPont dared to penetrate where none had gone before. Finding little opposition to corporate expansion, he enlarged his interests to form the sprawling entity which has now virtually swallowed up that entire enormity known as Delaware. After long enjoying solitary domination of the chemical industry, this largest member is being challenged by upstarts like Monsanto, all wanting their “piece of the action.” Forming:
a) The amount of Delaware Dupont doesn’t own
b) The possibility of a loss to DuPont stockholders this year
c) The aesthetic appeal of chemical engineering plants
d) An important part of Creative Thinking & Originality
e)
f) The Delaware Band
The Band salutes Adam Smith’s “invisible hand” as portrayed by our corporate friend.
(Band forms ‘0’)
No Princeton premedical education would be complete without Organic Chemistry. Some people never reach it, the academic pressures of the University force them to withdraw before orgo. For those who do achieve it, it can be a terrifying though satisfying experience. Late at night, walking across campus, you can hear the moans and blood curdling screams of spent undergraduates as they attempt to master the subject at hand. Forming a P orbital on the field, the Band reminds all premeds that after orgo, everything is anticlimactic.
(Band forms a ‘P’)
September 26th, 1981
Princeton loses 8-61
For many students, chemicals are the sole solutions to complex problems of college life. Due to distilled periods of compound boredom, flasks have moved from the lab to the hip. Enthusiastic students continue to labor throughout the night to overcome repulsive, physical forces. Successful bonding, however, can occur when students properly administer chemical catalysts to lower inhibitive forces and reach excited states. Illustrating the Heisenberg principle on the field, the Band isn’t sure what it’s forming.
(Band doesn’t form anything)
What name unites Delaware, chemicals, and economics? DuPont, of course. Arriving on an unexplored market, great-great grandaddy DuPont dared to penetrate where none had gone before. Finding little opposition to corporate expansion, he enlarged his interests to form the sprawling entity which has now virtually swallowed up that entire enormity known as Delaware. After long enjoying solitary domination of the chemical industry, this largest member is being challenged by upstarts like Monsanto, all wanting their “piece of the action.” Forming:
a) The amount of Delaware Dupont doesn’t own
b) The possibility of a loss to DuPont stockholders this year
c) The aesthetic appeal of chemical engineering plants
d) An important part of Creative Thinking & Originality
e)
f) The Delaware Band
The Band salutes Adam Smith’s “invisible hand” as portrayed by our corporate friend.
(Band forms ‘0’)
No Princeton premedical education would be complete without Organic Chemistry. Some people never reach it, the academic pressures of the University force them to withdraw before orgo. For those who do achieve it, it can be a terrifying though satisfying experience. Late at night, walking across campus, you can hear the moans and blood curdling screams of spent undergraduates as they attempt to master the subject at hand. Forming a P orbital on the field, the Band reminds all premeds that after orgo, everything is anticlimactic.
(Band forms a ‘P’)
