Harvard 1964
Harvard at Princeton
November 7th, 1964
Princeton wins 16-0
Ladies and gentlemen, the Princeton University Marching Band brings you the confidential story of undergraduate life at Harvard. At Harvard a boy quickly learns the importance of self-reliance and esteem. Johnny Harvard gains complete confidence in his own ideas and resources. Imagining himself as a future Nobel Prize winner, or possibly even the President of The United States, Johnny looks in the mirror and says: In a class of 1300 freshmen, Johnny finds it very easy to make friends. But after a few fun-filled weeks innocent Johnny begins to wonder about “the Harvard Man.” A little confused, Johnny writes to his Mommy: Ladies and gentlemen: one year ago this next number was banned in Boston, an example of the support the Princeton Band gets from Fair Harvard. We overhear Johnny’s mother urging him to seek more varied companionship. She reminds him of a nearby girls’ school and Johnny takes heart as he hastens toward the Radcliffe dorms. Upon arriving, however, he is sorely disappointed. Peering in a window he asks: The “Cliffies” eager to get dates for the big football game with Princeton, stage a panty raid on the hallowed halls of Harvard. Forming a panty on the field, the Band hears the lonely coeds plead for more attention from their male counterparts.
November 7th, 1964
Princeton wins 16-0
Ladies and gentlemen, the Princeton University Marching Band brings you the confidential story of undergraduate life at Harvard. At Harvard a boy quickly learns the importance of self-reliance and esteem. Johnny Harvard gains complete confidence in his own ideas and resources. Imagining himself as a future Nobel Prize winner, or possibly even the President of The United States, Johnny looks in the mirror and says: In a class of 1300 freshmen, Johnny finds it very easy to make friends. But after a few fun-filled weeks innocent Johnny begins to wonder about “the Harvard Man.” A little confused, Johnny writes to his Mommy: Ladies and gentlemen: one year ago this next number was banned in Boston, an example of the support the Princeton Band gets from Fair Harvard. We overhear Johnny’s mother urging him to seek more varied companionship. She reminds him of a nearby girls’ school and Johnny takes heart as he hastens toward the Radcliffe dorms. Upon arriving, however, he is sorely disappointed. Peering in a window he asks: The “Cliffies” eager to get dates for the big football game with Princeton, stage a panty raid on the hallowed halls of Harvard. Forming a panty on the field, the Band hears the lonely coeds plead for more attention from their male counterparts.
