Harvard 1974
Harvard at Princeton
November 9th, 1974
Princeton loses 17-34
The Princeton University Band takes a long harding look at concerned alumni.
“Princeton Forward”
Recently CAP, sometimes known as Concerned Alumni of Princeton, has attributed the rise in campus crime to the opening of the FitzRandolph Gates. For all you freshmen and transfers, those are the gates across from Nassau Liquours. The Band, however, maintains that most of the trouble comes from the pen of T. Harding Jones, a self-appointed theologian, philosopher, campus politico, sociologist, lawyer, and Great Right Hope. The Band now gives CAP a right-handed compliment.
“Stars and Stripes Forever” (Band forms ‘R C AP’, then the ‘R’ marches into place)
The Band would now like to salute Shelby Cullom Davis ’30. As many of you know, Ambassador Davis has made magnificent contributions to Princeton in the past. Now, he supports the student’s favorite comic book — Prospect magazine. The Band would like to join Ambassador Davis’s long list of beneficiaries. We plan to travel to the West Coast this spring and would welcome Mr. Davis’s support of our trip. If he does help, we promise that while in California we will serenade another of his favorite charity cases, Richard M. Nixon. If he gives us enough, we promise we will stay in California.
“California Here I Come”
Following the example of CAP, certain alumni of Harvard have formed their own reactionary organization, the Harvard Johns. At a recent metting, after the secretary took the roll, they fought over the last tissue. Then they went on to discuss a recent retirement which left a vacant seat on the board of Harvard Johns. Finally, they went on to formulate their two main objectives, which read as follows:
“Wipeout”
Unlike ambassadors and alumni, undergraduates have no visible means of support. To rectify this situation, the Band suggests that an organization for undergraduates be formed. This organization, to be named the Concerned Undergraduates of Princeton, would give students the added lift they need in today’s rough and tumble world. The Band now spells on the field:
a) cup
b) cup
c) cup, or
d) CUP
“June is Busting Out All Over”
November 9th, 1974
Princeton loses 17-34
The Princeton University Band takes a long harding look at concerned alumni.
“Princeton Forward”
Recently CAP, sometimes known as Concerned Alumni of Princeton, has attributed the rise in campus crime to the opening of the FitzRandolph Gates. For all you freshmen and transfers, those are the gates across from Nassau Liquours. The Band, however, maintains that most of the trouble comes from the pen of T. Harding Jones, a self-appointed theologian, philosopher, campus politico, sociologist, lawyer, and Great Right Hope. The Band now gives CAP a right-handed compliment.
“Stars and Stripes Forever” (Band forms ‘R C AP’, then the ‘R’ marches into place)
The Band would now like to salute Shelby Cullom Davis ’30. As many of you know, Ambassador Davis has made magnificent contributions to Princeton in the past. Now, he supports the student’s favorite comic book — Prospect magazine. The Band would like to join Ambassador Davis’s long list of beneficiaries. We plan to travel to the West Coast this spring and would welcome Mr. Davis’s support of our trip. If he does help, we promise that while in California we will serenade another of his favorite charity cases, Richard M. Nixon. If he gives us enough, we promise we will stay in California.
“California Here I Come”
Following the example of CAP, certain alumni of Harvard have formed their own reactionary organization, the Harvard Johns. At a recent metting, after the secretary took the roll, they fought over the last tissue. Then they went on to discuss a recent retirement which left a vacant seat on the board of Harvard Johns. Finally, they went on to formulate their two main objectives, which read as follows:
- Number One) To rectify the gross misconceptions heaped upon us by radical student movements.
- Number Two) to establish a flush fund to keep things running smoothly for us and our posteriorities.
“Wipeout”
Unlike ambassadors and alumni, undergraduates have no visible means of support. To rectify this situation, the Band suggests that an organization for undergraduates be formed. This organization, to be named the Concerned Undergraduates of Princeton, would give students the added lift they need in today’s rough and tumble world. The Band now spells on the field:
a) cup
b) cup
c) cup, or
d) CUP
“June is Busting Out All Over”
