Harvard 1982
Harvard at Princeton
October 23rd, 1982
Outcome Unknown
The Princeton University Band would like to remind all students, alumni, friends of the tiger, and our special guest George Schultz to refrain from coptering during their halftime performance. Ladies and gentlemen, the Princeton University Band takes a long, hard look at…Leisure Time.
“Princeton Forward”
Oh, wow, man, when we want to hang out, we go to the mall. For sure. I mean, like, designer jeans are just so cool. Oh my God. But, man, we’d never go to the coop. It’s so grotey. Like, totally. Gag me with a spoon. I am just sooo sure. (Band forms jeans with ‘Veritas’ on pocket, changing to ‘PUB’ on pocket.) Hey, wow. Check out that bandamundo. For sure. I mean, they’re forming a groovy pair of designer jeans, like, check it out. Megacool, or what.
“The Stripper”
When it’s time to relax, Americans break out the bottles and grab for all the gusto they can. From California’s Napa Valley to Hahvahd’s Mahtha’s Vineyard to Princeton’s Schafers City, the Band will drink no beer before it’s time. It’s time. (Band takes out beer cans and drinks) Yes, it’s everything you’ve always wanted in a band…and more.
“Budweiser Theme” (Band forms ‘BUD’)
Oh, no, Band. You tied one on last joke, and now it’s time to get in step with America and shape up. Here’s Richard Simmons to help you out. Come on fatties, work off those pizza agency thighs and beer bellies band. (Band does drinking motions.) No, that’s how you got those beer bellies. (Exercise motion, coincidentally resembling vomiting motions.) That’s better. After these exercises, you’ll be able to flex better than Harvard’s offense.
“Hey, Look me Over” (Band forms ‘E’, for no particular reason)
But in Cambridge, students spend their leisure time exposing themselves to classics.
“Theme from 2001” Band forms ‘H’ with the cross bar made up of the flashers, who form: NO COPTERING OG PRINCETON BEAT HAHVAHD
October 23rd, 1982
Outcome Unknown
The Princeton University Band would like to remind all students, alumni, friends of the tiger, and our special guest George Schultz to refrain from coptering during their halftime performance. Ladies and gentlemen, the Princeton University Band takes a long, hard look at…Leisure Time.
“Princeton Forward”
Oh, wow, man, when we want to hang out, we go to the mall. For sure. I mean, like, designer jeans are just so cool. Oh my God. But, man, we’d never go to the coop. It’s so grotey. Like, totally. Gag me with a spoon. I am just sooo sure. (Band forms jeans with ‘Veritas’ on pocket, changing to ‘PUB’ on pocket.) Hey, wow. Check out that bandamundo. For sure. I mean, they’re forming a groovy pair of designer jeans, like, check it out. Megacool, or what.
“The Stripper”
When it’s time to relax, Americans break out the bottles and grab for all the gusto they can. From California’s Napa Valley to Hahvahd’s Mahtha’s Vineyard to Princeton’s Schafers City, the Band will drink no beer before it’s time. It’s time. (Band takes out beer cans and drinks) Yes, it’s everything you’ve always wanted in a band…and more.
“Budweiser Theme” (Band forms ‘BUD’)
Oh, no, Band. You tied one on last joke, and now it’s time to get in step with America and shape up. Here’s Richard Simmons to help you out. Come on fatties, work off those pizza agency thighs and beer bellies band. (Band does drinking motions.) No, that’s how you got those beer bellies. (Exercise motion, coincidentally resembling vomiting motions.) That’s better. After these exercises, you’ll be able to flex better than Harvard’s offense.
“Hey, Look me Over” (Band forms ‘E’, for no particular reason)
But in Cambridge, students spend their leisure time exposing themselves to classics.
“Theme from 2001” Band forms ‘H’ with the cross bar made up of the flashers, who form: NO COPTERING OG PRINCETON BEAT HAHVAHD
