harvard 1984
Princeton vs. Harvard
October 27th, 1984
Outcome Unknown
All characters in this show are entirely fictitious. Any resemblance to Mondale or Reagan, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Narrator: One quiet afternoon in Gotham City…What’s this?! The Princeton Band? Here…for a campaign parade? Look! It’s the Penguin and Riddler! Quick! Somebody call Commissioner Gordon!!
“Princeton Forward” (Band marches out carrying signs, banners, etc.)
Narrator:
At Penguin campaign headquarters:
Penguin:
Waa! Waa! The deficit! The deficit!
Narrator:
Little does Gotham City know that with his five year, 330 million dollar Campaign for Penguin that diabolical demcratic dodobird threatens to fill the moneybags under his eyes with new tax money, leaving the people of Gotham well…spent.
“Batman Theme” (Band forms bat symbol)
Narrator:
Meanwhile, at the Riddler’s ranch:
Riddler:
Riddle me this, Batman, are you better off than you were four years ago? What do you mean ketchup isn’t a vegetable? There you go again!!
Narrator:
Meanwhile, back in the Bat Cave:
Robin:
Holy lesser of two evils, Batman, Penguin’s got his plan and Riddler’s got his record, but Bonzo would still be a better candidate!
Narrator:
Can the Caped Constituents correct these criminal campaigns? Stay tuned…same Bat band, same bat belfry, same bat channel.
“Also Sprach Zarathustra” (Flasher routine) GO PRINCETON NO BAT CRIMES BEAT CRIMSON
Narrator:
It’s election day here in sunny Gotham City. What’s this? Riddler trying to fix the election? And Penguin stuffing the box too? Look, here come the Caped Crusaders to the rescue!
Robin:
Holy villainous voters, Batman, let’s get ’em!!
“Washington Post” (Band forms rectangle; Batman, Robin, Riddler, and Penguin, fight in the center while trash members hold up signs at each hit saying “BOFF,” “KAPOW,” and “THRUST”)
Batman:
I hope you’ve learned, Boy Wonder, that both these candidates are really Jokers.
October 27th, 1984
Outcome Unknown
All characters in this show are entirely fictitious. Any resemblance to Mondale or Reagan, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Narrator: One quiet afternoon in Gotham City…What’s this?! The Princeton Band? Here…for a campaign parade? Look! It’s the Penguin and Riddler! Quick! Somebody call Commissioner Gordon!!
“Princeton Forward” (Band marches out carrying signs, banners, etc.)
Narrator:
At Penguin campaign headquarters:
Penguin:
Waa! Waa! The deficit! The deficit!
Narrator:
Little does Gotham City know that with his five year, 330 million dollar Campaign for Penguin that diabolical demcratic dodobird threatens to fill the moneybags under his eyes with new tax money, leaving the people of Gotham well…spent.
“Batman Theme” (Band forms bat symbol)
Narrator:
Meanwhile, at the Riddler’s ranch:
Riddler:
Riddle me this, Batman, are you better off than you were four years ago? What do you mean ketchup isn’t a vegetable? There you go again!!
Narrator:
Meanwhile, back in the Bat Cave:
Robin:
Holy lesser of two evils, Batman, Penguin’s got his plan and Riddler’s got his record, but Bonzo would still be a better candidate!
Narrator:
Can the Caped Constituents correct these criminal campaigns? Stay tuned…same Bat band, same bat belfry, same bat channel.
“Also Sprach Zarathustra” (Flasher routine) GO PRINCETON NO BAT CRIMES BEAT CRIMSON
Narrator:
It’s election day here in sunny Gotham City. What’s this? Riddler trying to fix the election? And Penguin stuffing the box too? Look, here come the Caped Crusaders to the rescue!
Robin:
Holy villainous voters, Batman, let’s get ’em!!
“Washington Post” (Band forms rectangle; Batman, Robin, Riddler, and Penguin, fight in the center while trash members hold up signs at each hit saying “BOFF,” “KAPOW,” and “THRUST”)
Batman:
I hope you’ve learned, Boy Wonder, that both these candidates are really Jokers.
