Harvard 2006
Harvard at Princeton
October 21st, 2006
Princeton wins 31-28
Pregame
Ruining a perfectly good Saturday, it’s the Princeton University Band! Cambridge has recently been gripped by a serious, violent crime wave. Fortunately for the beleaguered town, the football team is here this weekend, granting them a temporary reprieve. Now, everyone knows some of the more flagrant examples of their behavior, but here are some other ways the team has given the Crimson a black eye:
And now… Crime and Punishment Crime of Passion Organized Crime Crime against Nature War Crimes High Crimes and Misdemeanors Crime Spree Crimea Crime Scene Investigators Campus Crime alert Do the crime, do the time And remember to help take a bite out of the Double-Double-Rotating-P!
(Band forms Double-Double-Rotating-P and plays “Going Back”)
And now, please rise for the playing of the national anthem.
Halftime
Welcoming our visitors to the number one school in the nation, it’s the Princeton University Band!
(Forward)
Enigmatic potentate and reclusive lunatic Kim Jong Il (Harvard class of ’69) is up to his old tricks again, testing nuclear weapons in an attempt to gain international attention. And although the North Koreans have claimed that what they really want is diplomatic talks with the West, we in the Band have obtained a list of Kim’s personal requests in exchange for dismantling his weapons of mass distraction.
That’s a lot to ask for, Kim. Maybe we can think of something better for you to do…
(“Also Sprach Zarathustra”)
Flashers: GREEK MUD CABIN Anagrams to: NUKE CAMBRIDGE Flips to Reveal: ROCK ON OLD NASS
October 21st, 2006
Princeton wins 31-28
Pregame
Ruining a perfectly good Saturday, it’s the Princeton University Band! Cambridge has recently been gripped by a serious, violent crime wave. Fortunately for the beleaguered town, the football team is here this weekend, granting them a temporary reprieve. Now, everyone knows some of the more flagrant examples of their behavior, but here are some other ways the team has given the Crimson a black eye:
- Wearing white after Labor Day
- FILE sharing (gasp!)
- Leaving the seat up.
- Serving chardonnay with filet mignon (tsk tsk)
- Peeing in the shower… Gross! Who does that?!
- Breaking into the Harvard Art Museum… oh wait, that was us.
- Having a bake sale without a permit!
- Forming a little “h” for heinous atrocities, the Band plays Harvardiana.
And now… Crime and Punishment Crime of Passion Organized Crime Crime against Nature War Crimes High Crimes and Misdemeanors Crime Spree Crimea Crime Scene Investigators Campus Crime alert Do the crime, do the time And remember to help take a bite out of the Double-Double-Rotating-P!
(Band forms Double-Double-Rotating-P and plays “Going Back”)
And now, please rise for the playing of the national anthem.
Halftime
Welcoming our visitors to the number one school in the nation, it’s the Princeton University Band!
(Forward)
Enigmatic potentate and reclusive lunatic Kim Jong Il (Harvard class of ’69) is up to his old tricks again, testing nuclear weapons in an attempt to gain international attention. And although the North Koreans have claimed that what they really want is diplomatic talks with the West, we in the Band have obtained a list of Kim’s personal requests in exchange for dismantling his weapons of mass distraction.
- A lifetime supply of Yoohoo
- An autographed photo of the Dixie Chicks
- South Korea must change its name to Stupid Korea
- The creation of Disneyland: Pyongyang
- A shopping spree at Bed, Bath, and Beyond
- A pony
- Introduction of his own action figure, named G.I. Jong
- A guest appearance on “The Bold and the Beautiful”
- Scarlett Johansson
- Tickets to the Price is Right
- Admission to the “Greek Mud Cabin,” a new strip club in Manhattan meaty shish-kabobs instead of rack of lamb…
That’s a lot to ask for, Kim. Maybe we can think of something better for you to do…
(“Also Sprach Zarathustra”)
Flashers: GREEK MUD CABIN Anagrams to: NUKE CAMBRIDGE Flips to Reveal: ROCK ON OLD NASS
