Harvard 2015
Princeton at Harvard
October 24th, 2015
Princeton loses 7-42
Pregame:
Gobble Gobble Gobble, it's the Princeton University Band!
Recently, Harvard students have been captivated by the appearance of a mysterious turkey in Boston. In fact, this turkey was so well integrated that he become a full-feathered Harvard student! The transition was seamless- though he is the only student without a 4.0 GPA. He studies civic engineering by walking into the middle of traffic. Sometimes, Pietro channels his inner geosciences student, and looks to the sky -before he nearly drowns in the rain that is. But Pietro's greatest academic contributions have come in his studies of the English language. What's his favorite letter? A Double
Double Rotating P!
Run away Band the baster is coming!
Halftime:
We're the stuff that dreams are made of, it's the Princeton University Band
Happy Halloween Harvard! We originally came up to play at the annual Halloween Puppy Parade, but unfortunately found out that Tigers were not on the list of acceptable animals. So instead, we're here, at the number two university in the country. But you know, things aren't that bad here, and we've learned that Harvard students and puppies are actually quite alike! Like puppies, Harvard students are much cuter than they are smart. They like being led around on leashes and are more fun to look at than to talk to. Both have been seen waking up crying at 3am and have lived lives of pampering and belly rubs. Harvard students can sit. And some can even speak! It looks like you've found another way to key pup with Yale! Forming a dog bone on the field, the Band plays “Land of 1000 Puppies”
(Band forms dog bone and plays Land of 1000 Dances)
Recently, Harvard made national headlines for being beaten in debate by a team of prisoners. I guess that's what happens when you go to an institution that teaches you real-world skills! In fact, we think that there are a lot of things that Harvard can learn from prisons! With just a few small improvements, you can make Crimson the new Black. In prison, people occasionally have hot breakfast, and even have consistent wireless access. You're both full of liars and cheaters, but at least prisoners have honor. But Harvard is making progress! This year, Harvard's under-performing endowment fund shows that Harvard is trying to take money away from the rich and give to the needy. Honoring this new-found altruism, the Band forms Harvard's endowment and plays “Robin Hood”
(Band forms Cent sign and plays Robin Hood)
Run away Band, you can still make it to the parade.
October 24th, 2015
Princeton loses 7-42
Pregame:
Gobble Gobble Gobble, it's the Princeton University Band!
Recently, Harvard students have been captivated by the appearance of a mysterious turkey in Boston. In fact, this turkey was so well integrated that he become a full-feathered Harvard student! The transition was seamless- though he is the only student without a 4.0 GPA. He studies civic engineering by walking into the middle of traffic. Sometimes, Pietro channels his inner geosciences student, and looks to the sky -before he nearly drowns in the rain that is. But Pietro's greatest academic contributions have come in his studies of the English language. What's his favorite letter? A Double
Double Rotating P!
Run away Band the baster is coming!
Halftime:
We're the stuff that dreams are made of, it's the Princeton University Band
Happy Halloween Harvard! We originally came up to play at the annual Halloween Puppy Parade, but unfortunately found out that Tigers were not on the list of acceptable animals. So instead, we're here, at the number two university in the country. But you know, things aren't that bad here, and we've learned that Harvard students and puppies are actually quite alike! Like puppies, Harvard students are much cuter than they are smart. They like being led around on leashes and are more fun to look at than to talk to. Both have been seen waking up crying at 3am and have lived lives of pampering and belly rubs. Harvard students can sit. And some can even speak! It looks like you've found another way to key pup with Yale! Forming a dog bone on the field, the Band plays “Land of 1000 Puppies”
(Band forms dog bone and plays Land of 1000 Dances)
Recently, Harvard made national headlines for being beaten in debate by a team of prisoners. I guess that's what happens when you go to an institution that teaches you real-world skills! In fact, we think that there are a lot of things that Harvard can learn from prisons! With just a few small improvements, you can make Crimson the new Black. In prison, people occasionally have hot breakfast, and even have consistent wireless access. You're both full of liars and cheaters, but at least prisoners have honor. But Harvard is making progress! This year, Harvard's under-performing endowment fund shows that Harvard is trying to take money away from the rich and give to the needy. Honoring this new-found altruism, the Band forms Harvard's endowment and plays “Robin Hood”
(Band forms Cent sign and plays Robin Hood)
Run away Band, you can still make it to the parade.
