Harvard 2016
Harvard at Princeton
October 22nd, 2016
Princeton loses 23-20 in overtime
Pregame:
Reminiscing about the final exam for Government 1310, it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song]
Sorry, did we say final exam? We really meant final clubs.
[Band plays Final Countdown]
In a world where the final destination is a so called final club women are finally getting admitted (or punched as is the current final club lingo) into these finals. You would think this is ridiculous, but apparently Harvard has kept women out for this long. We finally have a society where finals can punch men and women equally without any sort of discrimination. Well finally. It took Harvard long enough to catch up. I suppose they will always trail far behind the Double-Double Rotating P!
[Band forms double-double rotating P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall]
Run away band, we have finals to study for.
Halftime:
So Harvard. Very tas. Much Princeton University Band.
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
Doge? Well only to fight off the CATS. Once again we find Harvard at the bottom of the food chain struggling desperately to catch up. But this hunger is self-induced. By golly, you mean Harvard is starving themselves? Why yes. Yes I do. Some might say that they like to inflict pain on themselves. Too much of a stretch? Maybe so. Well at least, instead of feeding their struggling, masochistic student body, the staff would rather go off on holiday. Can’t really blame them though. I think we would all rather spend the rest of our lives on holiday.
[Band forms ghoul and plays Holiday]
But the staff aren’t the only ones taking a holiday. Our masochistic student body has decided to protest the pay of their campus security. Seems a very noble cause, after all, security serves a very important role in campus life and students should consider their treatment. Not all at Harvard are masochistic like the students after all. The real bummer is that the campus security didn’t seem too appreciative, though. How did they react? They arrested the students. Oh well. Maybe that’s what the students wanted. They do appreciate a little pain now and again. They live in Cambridge, after all.
[Band performs flasher routine while playing Also-Sprach.]
Flashers read:
MASOCHIST FERVOUR
SO MUCH FOR VERITAS
HEAR THE TIGER ROAR]
Run away band, Harvard is about to strike out.
October 22nd, 2016
Princeton loses 23-20 in overtime
Pregame:
Reminiscing about the final exam for Government 1310, it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song]
Sorry, did we say final exam? We really meant final clubs.
[Band plays Final Countdown]
In a world where the final destination is a so called final club women are finally getting admitted (or punched as is the current final club lingo) into these finals. You would think this is ridiculous, but apparently Harvard has kept women out for this long. We finally have a society where finals can punch men and women equally without any sort of discrimination. Well finally. It took Harvard long enough to catch up. I suppose they will always trail far behind the Double-Double Rotating P!
[Band forms double-double rotating P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall]
Run away band, we have finals to study for.
Halftime:
So Harvard. Very tas. Much Princeton University Band.
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
Doge? Well only to fight off the CATS. Once again we find Harvard at the bottom of the food chain struggling desperately to catch up. But this hunger is self-induced. By golly, you mean Harvard is starving themselves? Why yes. Yes I do. Some might say that they like to inflict pain on themselves. Too much of a stretch? Maybe so. Well at least, instead of feeding their struggling, masochistic student body, the staff would rather go off on holiday. Can’t really blame them though. I think we would all rather spend the rest of our lives on holiday.
[Band forms ghoul and plays Holiday]
But the staff aren’t the only ones taking a holiday. Our masochistic student body has decided to protest the pay of their campus security. Seems a very noble cause, after all, security serves a very important role in campus life and students should consider their treatment. Not all at Harvard are masochistic like the students after all. The real bummer is that the campus security didn’t seem too appreciative, though. How did they react? They arrested the students. Oh well. Maybe that’s what the students wanted. They do appreciate a little pain now and again. They live in Cambridge, after all.
[Band performs flasher routine while playing Also-Sprach.]
Flashers read:
MASOCHIST FERVOUR
SO MUCH FOR VERITAS
HEAR THE TIGER ROAR]
Run away band, Harvard is about to strike out.
