Harvard 2017
Princeton at Harvard
October 20th, 2017
Princeton wins 52-17
Pregame:
Here come dat Princeton University Band. Oh shucks waddup.
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song]
One does not simply post memes. You could get kicked out of Harvard for it. This past spring, Harvard rescinded the acceptance letters of 10 people whose memes were unwholesome, to which these people responded with “Shut up and take my money.” What in Verita-rnation?!?! To those unwholesome meme posters, Much disappoint. Such surprise. Wow. Here’s All Star but it’s the Princeton University Band.
[Band forms Doge and plays All Star]
Our Preppy Teens know how to meme the right way. Not sure if surrounded by cats getting strangled, or just in Cambridge. Roses are red, Harvard is Crimson; if you want a good education, go to Princeton! How about this classic Princeton meme? Would’ve been an A at Harvard but at Princeton it’s a Double-Double-Rotating-P!
[Band forms Double Double Rotating P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall]
Run away Band, *sings* Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Halftime:
More snacks than instruments, it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
Harvard recently decided to change the last line of their Alma Mater. The old line used to read “Till the stock of the Puritans die.” A little outdated, don’t you think? They reviewed and changed some lyrics in 1998 to include women, but kept the references to Puritans in. I wonder what was going through their minds? Me: We should make this song not offensive! Me to me: Keep the Puritans! I don’t think they should’ve kept that line in, but that’s none of my business. Well at least now it’s Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey-hey-hey, goodbye! (to the Puritans)
[Band forms lips and plays Kiss Em Goodbye]
Harvard is now seeking suggestions to replace the old line and we thought of some pretty original contenders for the spot. *sings* “Bye, bye Miss American Pie.” “And like Ozzy Osborne, Aye aye aye.” *speaks* “After changing in ’98, did you even try?” *sings* “I believe I can fly!” “I’m a believer, I couldn’t leave her if I tried.”
[Band forms pilgrim hat and plays I’m a Believer]
Run away Band, the Red Coats are coming!
October 20th, 2017
Princeton wins 52-17
Pregame:
Here come dat Princeton University Band. Oh shucks waddup.
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song]
One does not simply post memes. You could get kicked out of Harvard for it. This past spring, Harvard rescinded the acceptance letters of 10 people whose memes were unwholesome, to which these people responded with “Shut up and take my money.” What in Verita-rnation?!?! To those unwholesome meme posters, Much disappoint. Such surprise. Wow. Here’s All Star but it’s the Princeton University Band.
[Band forms Doge and plays All Star]
Our Preppy Teens know how to meme the right way. Not sure if surrounded by cats getting strangled, or just in Cambridge. Roses are red, Harvard is Crimson; if you want a good education, go to Princeton! How about this classic Princeton meme? Would’ve been an A at Harvard but at Princeton it’s a Double-Double-Rotating-P!
[Band forms Double Double Rotating P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall]
Run away Band, *sings* Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Halftime:
More snacks than instruments, it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
Harvard recently decided to change the last line of their Alma Mater. The old line used to read “Till the stock of the Puritans die.” A little outdated, don’t you think? They reviewed and changed some lyrics in 1998 to include women, but kept the references to Puritans in. I wonder what was going through their minds? Me: We should make this song not offensive! Me to me: Keep the Puritans! I don’t think they should’ve kept that line in, but that’s none of my business. Well at least now it’s Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey-hey-hey, goodbye! (to the Puritans)
[Band forms lips and plays Kiss Em Goodbye]
Harvard is now seeking suggestions to replace the old line and we thought of some pretty original contenders for the spot. *sings* “Bye, bye Miss American Pie.” “And like Ozzy Osborne, Aye aye aye.” *speaks* “After changing in ’98, did you even try?” *sings* “I believe I can fly!” “I’m a believer, I couldn’t leave her if I tried.”
[Band forms pilgrim hat and plays I’m a Believer]
Run away Band, the Red Coats are coming!
