Lafayette 2019
Lafayette at Princeton
October 11th, 2019
Princeton wins 28-3
Pregame:
Loving adventure and seeking a release, it’s the Princeton University Band.
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song]
An exciting business is coming to Princeton this November. No, it’s not a third Hoagie Haven, it’s something even more dangerous to your health: Stumpy’s Hatchet House! Stumpy’s hatchet house markets itself as a BYOB axe-throwing establishment. Obviously, the B stands for bandages. Don’t ask Stumpy how he got his nickname, because it’s bad for business. He’s overly confident about the franchise’s prospects, but someone has to cut him down to size. If Stumpy is sued for alcohol related axe injuries, he won’t have a leg to stand on, because it mysteriously vanished in an axe injury that definitely had nothing to do with alcohol. He better be on his best behavior from now on. The band will now form a stump and play Stumpy B. Goode.
[Band forms a stump and plays Johnny B. Goode]
When you’re with the band, you bring your own double double rotating P
[Band forms a Double Double Rotating P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall]
Hop away band! Don’t lose your other leg!
Halftime:
Bonjour mesdames and messieurs, it’s le Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
Did you know Lafayette is considered a hidden Ivy? It must be very well hidden. The only hidden Ivy we know about is Cornell. But Lafayette has got a lot of other hidden facts. For example, Lafayette is America’s first french-english bilingual college but to save on printing costs they had to abandon all the french parts of the signs. As a result, they’ve shortened their name from Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Lafayette College Pascal Gilbert Eisgrubée du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette College to just Lafayette College because the name wouldn’t fit on football jerseys, except for that one really tall guy, Trèy Tall. But the really long name does fit very well on a Baguette Case, which is why Lafayette issues one to every incoming creme-fraiche-man.
[Band forms a Baguette and plays Basket Case]
Lafayette was the first school to use the huddle in football. But we’re proud to say that Princeton University is the first school to use the cuddle. In a pioneering moment for Franco-American relations, our very own Trey Orange (or for our non-French speakers, very orange), will be cuddling lucky fans in the McDondal’s fifth quarter family time hug spectacular. Check in your back pockets to see if you’ve received a special hug token. McDondals: Taste the Hug, spoon responsibly. Forming a cuddle puddle on the field, the Band plays Every Time we Touch.
[Band forms a tight amorphous blobs and plays Everytime we Touch]
Sors de la, le band! Les francophones arrivent bientot!
October 11th, 2019
Princeton wins 28-3
Pregame:
Loving adventure and seeking a release, it’s the Princeton University Band.
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song]
An exciting business is coming to Princeton this November. No, it’s not a third Hoagie Haven, it’s something even more dangerous to your health: Stumpy’s Hatchet House! Stumpy’s hatchet house markets itself as a BYOB axe-throwing establishment. Obviously, the B stands for bandages. Don’t ask Stumpy how he got his nickname, because it’s bad for business. He’s overly confident about the franchise’s prospects, but someone has to cut him down to size. If Stumpy is sued for alcohol related axe injuries, he won’t have a leg to stand on, because it mysteriously vanished in an axe injury that definitely had nothing to do with alcohol. He better be on his best behavior from now on. The band will now form a stump and play Stumpy B. Goode.
[Band forms a stump and plays Johnny B. Goode]
When you’re with the band, you bring your own double double rotating P
[Band forms a Double Double Rotating P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall]
Hop away band! Don’t lose your other leg!
Halftime:
Bonjour mesdames and messieurs, it’s le Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
Did you know Lafayette is considered a hidden Ivy? It must be very well hidden. The only hidden Ivy we know about is Cornell. But Lafayette has got a lot of other hidden facts. For example, Lafayette is America’s first french-english bilingual college but to save on printing costs they had to abandon all the french parts of the signs. As a result, they’ve shortened their name from Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Lafayette College Pascal Gilbert Eisgrubée du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette College to just Lafayette College because the name wouldn’t fit on football jerseys, except for that one really tall guy, Trèy Tall. But the really long name does fit very well on a Baguette Case, which is why Lafayette issues one to every incoming creme-fraiche-man.
[Band forms a Baguette and plays Basket Case]
Lafayette was the first school to use the huddle in football. But we’re proud to say that Princeton University is the first school to use the cuddle. In a pioneering moment for Franco-American relations, our very own Trey Orange (or for our non-French speakers, very orange), will be cuddling lucky fans in the McDondal’s fifth quarter family time hug spectacular. Check in your back pockets to see if you’ve received a special hug token. McDondals: Taste the Hug, spoon responsibly. Forming a cuddle puddle on the field, the Band plays Every Time we Touch.
[Band forms a tight amorphous blobs and plays Everytime we Touch]
Sors de la, le band! Les francophones arrivent bientot!