Lehigh 1993
Princeton vs. Lehigh
October 16th, 1993
Outcome Unknown
Pregame
Traipsing onto the field like a euphoric Nobel prize winner, it’s the Princeton University Band!
“Princeton Cannon Song”
Hey, Toni Morrison, you’ve just won the Nobel Prize! What are you going to do now? (“I’m going to Disney World!”) Speaking of Mickey Mouse organizations, take Lehigh...for example. The Lehigh Engineers can look forward to such exciting careers as: sanitation engineer, kitchen engineer, shoeshine engineer, and McNugget engineer. But don’t worry, you’ll be promoted to Fry Guy soon. Welcoming our friends who’ve come all the way from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, the Band salutes Lehigh University’s hometown.
“Oh Little Town of Bethlehem” (Band forms a small ‘l’)
And now, it’s the
“Going Back” (Band forms Single-Double Rotating P)
Tag - you’re it!
Halftime
Storming onto the field like the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, it’s the Princeton University Band!
“Princeton Forward” (Band marches out, led by the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse)
Famine. Pestilence. Death. War. No, not next week’s episode of Beavis and Butt-head, we’re talking about those Apocalyptic jockeys. Take Famine. (“Please. No, really!”) In our never-ending quest to feed the starving masses, the Band offers these simple suggestions to alleviate world hunger: invite friends over to dinner…think about it. Or try the Ethiopian Ultra-Slimfast plan: a shake in January, a sensible meal in June, and another shake in December. (Don’t forget to breathe!) But hey, famine does have its good points; after all, you could actually fit two people into a Butler double…if they hold their breath. Besides, if you haven’t eaten for a month, you have more room for our favorite beverage.
“Miller Time” (Band forms a keg)
This just in from New Haven: Pestilence. That’s the Horseman we avoid like the plague. Are you bugged by pestilence? Why not try a large roach motel…we’ve got 1901. If that collapses like an Alabama bridge, try a shot of Plague-Be-Gone. Or if all else fails, use the top of the Dinky as a bug zapper…we know it works.
“Another One Bites the Dust” (Band forms the Dinky)
And now, a Horseman who needs no introduction: it’s the Grim Reaper. How can you tell if you’ve been reaped?
Forming a coffin, the Band says… “I Hear You Knocking, But You Can’t Come In”
(Band forms a coffin, signs say RIP, Grim Reaper kills members)
And now, live from Bosnia…it’s War! Mankind and warefare go way back. The first arms race began with rocks. This led to a counter-weapon, paper, which covers rock. The arms race escalated with the development of scissors to cut paper, until rock smashed scissors, leaving man back where he started. Another notable invention was the catapult. No one knows how many kittens lost their lives to produce that one. Fire, used in the Middle Ages to level towns, is also effective for renovating dorm rooms–try it, you’ll like it. With modern technology, the future is even brighter… Have you ever faxed your professor a letter bomb? You will! Saluting man’s ingenuity in self-destruction, the Band performs “National Emblem.”
“National Emblem” (Band forms a concert shell)
Oh rats! This just in from Europe: Bubonic Plague: 13 million, Europe: nothing.
October 16th, 1993
Outcome Unknown
Pregame
Traipsing onto the field like a euphoric Nobel prize winner, it’s the Princeton University Band!
“Princeton Cannon Song”
Hey, Toni Morrison, you’ve just won the Nobel Prize! What are you going to do now? (“I’m going to Disney World!”) Speaking of Mickey Mouse organizations, take Lehigh...for example. The Lehigh Engineers can look forward to such exciting careers as: sanitation engineer, kitchen engineer, shoeshine engineer, and McNugget engineer. But don’t worry, you’ll be promoted to Fry Guy soon. Welcoming our friends who’ve come all the way from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, the Band salutes Lehigh University’s hometown.
“Oh Little Town of Bethlehem” (Band forms a small ‘l’)
And now, it’s the
- Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside,
- Hot and spicy,
- Sweet and sour,
- Good to the last drop,
- Finger lickin’ good,
- Bet you can’t eat just one,
- Melts in your mouth, not in your hand,
- Cholesterol free,
- Moist and juicy,
- All the sugar and twice the caffeine,
- The password is “salmonella,”
- Single-Double Rotating P!
“Going Back” (Band forms Single-Double Rotating P)
Tag - you’re it!
Halftime
Storming onto the field like the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, it’s the Princeton University Band!
“Princeton Forward” (Band marches out, led by the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse)
Famine. Pestilence. Death. War. No, not next week’s episode of Beavis and Butt-head, we’re talking about those Apocalyptic jockeys. Take Famine. (“Please. No, really!”) In our never-ending quest to feed the starving masses, the Band offers these simple suggestions to alleviate world hunger: invite friends over to dinner…think about it. Or try the Ethiopian Ultra-Slimfast plan: a shake in January, a sensible meal in June, and another shake in December. (Don’t forget to breathe!) But hey, famine does have its good points; after all, you could actually fit two people into a Butler double…if they hold their breath. Besides, if you haven’t eaten for a month, you have more room for our favorite beverage.
“Miller Time” (Band forms a keg)
This just in from New Haven: Pestilence. That’s the Horseman we avoid like the plague. Are you bugged by pestilence? Why not try a large roach motel…we’ve got 1901. If that collapses like an Alabama bridge, try a shot of Plague-Be-Gone. Or if all else fails, use the top of the Dinky as a bug zapper…we know it works.
“Another One Bites the Dust” (Band forms the Dinky)
And now, a Horseman who needs no introduction: it’s the Grim Reaper. How can you tell if you’ve been reaped?
- You have that bloated feeling all month long.
- A rest stop on the Turnpike is named after you.
- You have maggots in all those hard-to-reach places.
- You have a waxen complexion that won’t go away.
- You have that not-so-fresh feeling all the time.
- It feels like your skin is crawling…Oh no! It is crawling!
Forming a coffin, the Band says… “I Hear You Knocking, But You Can’t Come In”
(Band forms a coffin, signs say RIP, Grim Reaper kills members)
And now, live from Bosnia…it’s War! Mankind and warefare go way back. The first arms race began with rocks. This led to a counter-weapon, paper, which covers rock. The arms race escalated with the development of scissors to cut paper, until rock smashed scissors, leaving man back where he started. Another notable invention was the catapult. No one knows how many kittens lost their lives to produce that one. Fire, used in the Middle Ages to level towns, is also effective for renovating dorm rooms–try it, you’ll like it. With modern technology, the future is even brighter… Have you ever faxed your professor a letter bomb? You will! Saluting man’s ingenuity in self-destruction, the Band performs “National Emblem.”
“National Emblem” (Band forms a concert shell)
Oh rats! This just in from Europe: Bubonic Plague: 13 million, Europe: nothing.
