Lehigh 2013
Lehigh at Princeton
September 21st, 2013
Princeton loses 28-29
Pregame:
(Lehigh did not do a pregame show at this game, so we performed an extended pregame show.)
Marching onto the field like a real marching band, it’s the Lehigh Marching 69!
(Band begins to march on.)
Ladies and Gentlemen, please admire the Leh-High marching band! We are Leh-Hiff, nobody could be more Leh-Heesh than us.
What are our colors? Brown and yellow! See, we are Leh-Hig-huh! Please ignore that we’re wearing orange and black, it was a horrible laundry accident. And regarding the tall hats that we at Lafayette generally wear, well, they got squashed by a giant baguette.
Our marching lines may look bad, but please! It’s Leh-Hiff’s new avant-garde style.
Now watch in amazement as the Leh-High Marching 69 forms a square and plays “Oh, Little Town of Bethlehem” in honor of our hometown.
(Band forms a square and plays “Oh, Little Town of Bethlehem.”)
March off the field, Leh-Heesh, like a real marching band!
(Band marches and then scrambles off to line up again.)
Not fooling anyone, it’s the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to Cannon.)
With the installation of President Eisgruber tomorrow, the band thinks it’s important to come up with a nickname that he will be known by throughout his career. Here are our suggestions:
Vanilla Eis
Eis eis baby
Eisengoober
Chrisy chrisy
Eisenhower
The Grubinator
Chris Christie
Eisgrubbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Shirley 2.0
Khalesi
C-dizzle
E-grizzle
Grubbsy
Please don’t cut the bands budget
Grub a dub dub
Grubber ducky
Your majesty
Darth Gruber
Or, just call him Al
In honor of Princeton’s new President and his many possible nicknames, the band forms Christopher Eisgruber and plays “You Can Call Me Al.”
(Band forms a smiley face and plays “You Can Call Me Al.”)
The band had a very eventful summer. Among other things, we used our Amazon student subscription to get two day delivery for the royal baby. Since we were so helpful, we thought we should get to name the baby. Our ideas included Prince, South East, and Steve.
The band also starred in a Robert Thicke music video this summer — we tried to twerk but it got censored.
Then, to celebrate legal gay marriages in California, we took a road trip to California and all got gay married and then honeymooned in Utah.
Finally, it was time for all of us to go back to Nassau Hall.
(Band forms the double double rotating P and plays “Going Back.”)
[At this point the stadium announcer took over and we had a moment of silence and then played the Anthem.]
Halftime:
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! It’s the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to Forward.)
We hope you’re enjoying todays game between the Tigers and the Lehigh Mountain Hawks. Did you know that the Mountain Hawk is not a real animal? This is it’s legend.
There once lived a Mountain Hen and a Mountain Gamecock who begat a Mountain Hawk. They all lived in a Mountain Box on a Mountain Rock. The Mountain Hawk invested in some Mountain Stocks of Mountain Socks. He made a lot of money, married a beautiful wife with Mountain Locks, and founded Lehigh for the Mountain Jocks. But then Mountain Crocs came into fashion, driving down the Mountain Stocks of Mountain Socks and the Mountain Hawk lost his money. The poor Mountain Hawk was moping one day when Miley Cyrus riding a mountain wrecking ball swung out of nowhere and clobbered him. The band forms Miley’s wrecking ball and plays “Great Balls of Fire.”
(Band forms a wrecking ball and plays “Great Balls of Fire.”)
Lehigh has their imaginary Mountain Hawk, but even Princeton has many imaginary things of its own, such as:
(Band forms a t-shirt with sleeves that disappear to form a tank top and plays “I’m a Believer.”)
Run away band. How could Jeff show off his guns if he wore sleeves?
September 21st, 2013
Princeton loses 28-29
Pregame:
(Lehigh did not do a pregame show at this game, so we performed an extended pregame show.)
Marching onto the field like a real marching band, it’s the Lehigh Marching 69!
(Band begins to march on.)
Ladies and Gentlemen, please admire the Leh-High marching band! We are Leh-Hiff, nobody could be more Leh-Heesh than us.
What are our colors? Brown and yellow! See, we are Leh-Hig-huh! Please ignore that we’re wearing orange and black, it was a horrible laundry accident. And regarding the tall hats that we at Lafayette generally wear, well, they got squashed by a giant baguette.
Our marching lines may look bad, but please! It’s Leh-Hiff’s new avant-garde style.
Now watch in amazement as the Leh-High Marching 69 forms a square and plays “Oh, Little Town of Bethlehem” in honor of our hometown.
(Band forms a square and plays “Oh, Little Town of Bethlehem.”)
March off the field, Leh-Heesh, like a real marching band!
(Band marches and then scrambles off to line up again.)
Not fooling anyone, it’s the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to Cannon.)
With the installation of President Eisgruber tomorrow, the band thinks it’s important to come up with a nickname that he will be known by throughout his career. Here are our suggestions:
Vanilla Eis
Eis eis baby
Eisengoober
Chrisy chrisy
Eisenhower
The Grubinator
Chris Christie
Eisgrubbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Shirley 2.0
Khalesi
C-dizzle
E-grizzle
Grubbsy
Please don’t cut the bands budget
Grub a dub dub
Grubber ducky
Your majesty
Darth Gruber
Or, just call him Al
In honor of Princeton’s new President and his many possible nicknames, the band forms Christopher Eisgruber and plays “You Can Call Me Al.”
(Band forms a smiley face and plays “You Can Call Me Al.”)
The band had a very eventful summer. Among other things, we used our Amazon student subscription to get two day delivery for the royal baby. Since we were so helpful, we thought we should get to name the baby. Our ideas included Prince, South East, and Steve.
The band also starred in a Robert Thicke music video this summer — we tried to twerk but it got censored.
Then, to celebrate legal gay marriages in California, we took a road trip to California and all got gay married and then honeymooned in Utah.
Finally, it was time for all of us to go back to Nassau Hall.
(Band forms the double double rotating P and plays “Going Back.”)
[At this point the stadium announcer took over and we had a moment of silence and then played the Anthem.]
Halftime:
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! It’s the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to Forward.)
We hope you’re enjoying todays game between the Tigers and the Lehigh Mountain Hawks. Did you know that the Mountain Hawk is not a real animal? This is it’s legend.
There once lived a Mountain Hen and a Mountain Gamecock who begat a Mountain Hawk. They all lived in a Mountain Box on a Mountain Rock. The Mountain Hawk invested in some Mountain Stocks of Mountain Socks. He made a lot of money, married a beautiful wife with Mountain Locks, and founded Lehigh for the Mountain Jocks. But then Mountain Crocs came into fashion, driving down the Mountain Stocks of Mountain Socks and the Mountain Hawk lost his money. The poor Mountain Hawk was moping one day when Miley Cyrus riding a mountain wrecking ball swung out of nowhere and clobbered him. The band forms Miley’s wrecking ball and plays “Great Balls of Fire.”
(Band forms a wrecking ball and plays “Great Balls of Fire.”)
Lehigh has their imaginary Mountain Hawk, but even Princeton has many imaginary things of its own, such as:
- members of campus club
- Slavik language majors
- President Shirley Tilghman
- people who did all the reading
- people who think Forbes is worth the walk
- Forbes
- means of egress that are visible as such
- women at the d bar
- Jeff Nunakawa’s sleeves
(Band forms a t-shirt with sleeves that disappear to form a tank top and plays “I’m a Believer.”)
Run away band. How could Jeff show off his guns if he wore sleeves?