Lehigh 2015
Lehigh at Princeton
September 26th, 2015
Princeton wins 52-26
Pregame:
We may be bad at music, but at least we're good at floor hockey, it's the Princeton University Band!
Look behind you Band! A Wild Lehigh Marching Band appeared! They look a little lost. Let's soothe their homesickness with
“Oh Little Town of Bethlehem”
A lot of people like to make fun of our hats. The Princeton University Band hat is steeped in history, first worn on a magical gondola ride in 1738. But the Band always does its due diligence, and we considered many other options for our iconic headgear!
Evidently, Band doesn't have the benedictory balance that the Pope has! But since then, we've been working on our core strength with dynamic new exercises. You could even say that Princeton practices progressively, preventing papal peril.
Perceiving papal popularity, the Band plays “Going Back To Nassau Hall” and forms a Double Double Rotating P!
Since the government is still shut down, we took it upon ourselves to come up with a plan for the future of America. We invited all of the Princetonian politicians back to campus (we know they weren’t the ones causing the problems) and Ben Bernanke led us in a meeting dubbed the Princeton University Summit to Solve the Issue.
The decision of said summit was that Princeton would unite with the rest of the Ivy League, except Columbia since they don’t have anything useful — not even hotel administrators! We would all live off our endowments while the rest of the country withered and died. President Eisgruber’s throne from the installation has been brought back out and he is now reigning Grand Emperor over the country.
Expressing our pride in our newly founded nation, the band forms a P for Princeton and plays “Going Back to Nassau Hall.”
HALFTIME:
Soon the Living will envy the dead, It's the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to Forward)
The Band would like to welcome all freshmen and new students. To help you get acclimated to life at the Best Old Place of all, the Band would like to extend some of its most helpful advice to students. Faced with a long paper and a short deadline? Try triple-spacing your paper! No one will notice-we promise. As a last resort, you can always try to post your essay to Tinder for editing advice. Swipe left to pass, swipe right for a D! You can even submit essays to the PrincetonU snapchat, just make sure to leave out the underscore. Recognizing the new world order of literature, the Band forms the Snapchat ghost and plays “Any way you want it”
(Band forms a ghost and plays Any Way You Want It)
There's another important tradition that freshman may not have heard of yet! Every year, any student who can successfully steal Loki the hedgehog is guaranteed all A+'s. But make sure that you don't repeat what happened last year! Sensing students who were Thored at Firestone, Loki escaped! A sudden gust of wind swept him all of the way to Lehigh University! He realized he was in over his hedge,so he decided to keep it low-key and become the new mascot. Forming Loki's wheel and his secret spirit animal, the Band plays “Eye Of The Tiger”
(Band forms hamster wheel and plays Eye Of The Tiger)
Loki wasn't a sonic hedgehog, so he needed to find his own way home. Channeling his inner Bruce Quillis, Loki hatched a brilliant plan. A natural hog with a prickly disposition, Loki was a perfect fit for politics! His campaign work in Bethlehem caught the attention of none other than Donald Trump. Trump offered him the only position above vice presidency- his toupee. When Trump made his campaign stop in Princeton, Loki made his escape, and finally made it home. Celebrating Loki's return, the Band forms Donald Trump's hair, and plays “Free Ride”
(Band forms toupee and plays Free Ride)
Run Away Band, we're sticklers for timeliness
September 26th, 2015
Princeton wins 52-26
Pregame:
We may be bad at music, but at least we're good at floor hockey, it's the Princeton University Band!
Look behind you Band! A Wild Lehigh Marching Band appeared! They look a little lost. Let's soothe their homesickness with
“Oh Little Town of Bethlehem”
A lot of people like to make fun of our hats. The Princeton University Band hat is steeped in history, first worn on a magical gondola ride in 1738. But the Band always does its due diligence, and we considered many other options for our iconic headgear!
- We tried out Marching Band hats before we realized that their feathers were attracting birds of prey
- We tried wearing kittens before our members stopped to cuddle with them. They then attracted birds of prey
- We tried to wear Donald Trump's toupee before it attracted war hawks
- We tried wearing football helmets before we got confused with a Pee Wee football team
- We tried wearing mitres, but we got too top heavy and fell over!
Evidently, Band doesn't have the benedictory balance that the Pope has! But since then, we've been working on our core strength with dynamic new exercises. You could even say that Princeton practices progressively, preventing papal peril.
Perceiving papal popularity, the Band plays “Going Back To Nassau Hall” and forms a Double Double Rotating P!
Since the government is still shut down, we took it upon ourselves to come up with a plan for the future of America. We invited all of the Princetonian politicians back to campus (we know they weren’t the ones causing the problems) and Ben Bernanke led us in a meeting dubbed the Princeton University Summit to Solve the Issue.
The decision of said summit was that Princeton would unite with the rest of the Ivy League, except Columbia since they don’t have anything useful — not even hotel administrators! We would all live off our endowments while the rest of the country withered and died. President Eisgruber’s throne from the installation has been brought back out and he is now reigning Grand Emperor over the country.
Expressing our pride in our newly founded nation, the band forms a P for Princeton and plays “Going Back to Nassau Hall.”
HALFTIME:
Soon the Living will envy the dead, It's the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to Forward)
The Band would like to welcome all freshmen and new students. To help you get acclimated to life at the Best Old Place of all, the Band would like to extend some of its most helpful advice to students. Faced with a long paper and a short deadline? Try triple-spacing your paper! No one will notice-we promise. As a last resort, you can always try to post your essay to Tinder for editing advice. Swipe left to pass, swipe right for a D! You can even submit essays to the PrincetonU snapchat, just make sure to leave out the underscore. Recognizing the new world order of literature, the Band forms the Snapchat ghost and plays “Any way you want it”
(Band forms a ghost and plays Any Way You Want It)
There's another important tradition that freshman may not have heard of yet! Every year, any student who can successfully steal Loki the hedgehog is guaranteed all A+'s. But make sure that you don't repeat what happened last year! Sensing students who were Thored at Firestone, Loki escaped! A sudden gust of wind swept him all of the way to Lehigh University! He realized he was in over his hedge,so he decided to keep it low-key and become the new mascot. Forming Loki's wheel and his secret spirit animal, the Band plays “Eye Of The Tiger”
(Band forms hamster wheel and plays Eye Of The Tiger)
Loki wasn't a sonic hedgehog, so he needed to find his own way home. Channeling his inner Bruce Quillis, Loki hatched a brilliant plan. A natural hog with a prickly disposition, Loki was a perfect fit for politics! His campaign work in Bethlehem caught the attention of none other than Donald Trump. Trump offered him the only position above vice presidency- his toupee. When Trump made his campaign stop in Princeton, Loki made his escape, and finally made it home. Celebrating Loki's return, the Band forms Donald Trump's hair, and plays “Free Ride”
(Band forms toupee and plays Free Ride)
Run Away Band, we're sticklers for timeliness
