Lehigh 2018
Lehigh at Princeton
October 6th, 2018
Princeton wins 66-7
Pregame:
Coming in clutch, it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song]
Lehigh University has recently implemented HawkWatch, a mobile safety app designed for students. A news release about the app calls it a student’s “virtual buddy.” This isn’t the first “virtual buddy” to come out of the little town of Bethlehem. Back when it was a large mining town, all of those coal miners had to turn to the original virtual buddy: Jesus. Just because you’re shoveling coal all day doesn’t mean you can’t believe in the Gospel, John!
[Band forms lump of coal and plays Gospel John]
If Princeton implemented something like this, we’d want to call it the PWatch. Just watch us Double-Double Rotating P!
[Band forms Double Double Rotating P and plays Going Back]
Run away band, we’re being watched like a hawk!
Halftime:
If you ignore all basic instincts, they’re pretty okay: it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
The year is 2069 and the world is dark. People have stopped voting. Speech and expression are limited. Russian hackers have taken over the world. They’ve infiltrated the Woolworth reservation system, vowing to never again let the band again rehearse. The band has been forced into exile.
[Band forms an X and plays Moskau]
What would we do in this grim, apocalyptic world without the Princeton Band? Students would be subjected to study in peace on Saturday mornings. There’d be no one to energize students to finish their papers in the libraries the night before dean’s date, and no one to play slightly out of tune love songs in the dining halls on Valentine’s Day to remind everyone that love is not dead. No one to throw candy at unsuspecting students everywhere they turn. Without the Princeton Band, who would you have to play at your weddings, bar mitzvahs, and birthday parties? Halftime shows would be reduced to Nissan, Coca Cola, and Electrical Workers Union ads. Only you can stop this future. Go out and vote.
[Band forms a ballot and plays Time Warp]
But in all seriousness, it’s important for everyone to engage in our civic duty. Your vote truly does count, and our country is counting on each and every one of us to make our voices be heard through our votes. There are ten days left to register in New Jersey, so make sure you’re signed up! Now run away band, better get to Woolworth while we still can!
October 6th, 2018
Princeton wins 66-7
Pregame:
Coming in clutch, it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song]
Lehigh University has recently implemented HawkWatch, a mobile safety app designed for students. A news release about the app calls it a student’s “virtual buddy.” This isn’t the first “virtual buddy” to come out of the little town of Bethlehem. Back when it was a large mining town, all of those coal miners had to turn to the original virtual buddy: Jesus. Just because you’re shoveling coal all day doesn’t mean you can’t believe in the Gospel, John!
[Band forms lump of coal and plays Gospel John]
If Princeton implemented something like this, we’d want to call it the PWatch. Just watch us Double-Double Rotating P!
[Band forms Double Double Rotating P and plays Going Back]
Run away band, we’re being watched like a hawk!
Halftime:
If you ignore all basic instincts, they’re pretty okay: it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
The year is 2069 and the world is dark. People have stopped voting. Speech and expression are limited. Russian hackers have taken over the world. They’ve infiltrated the Woolworth reservation system, vowing to never again let the band again rehearse. The band has been forced into exile.
[Band forms an X and plays Moskau]
What would we do in this grim, apocalyptic world without the Princeton Band? Students would be subjected to study in peace on Saturday mornings. There’d be no one to energize students to finish their papers in the libraries the night before dean’s date, and no one to play slightly out of tune love songs in the dining halls on Valentine’s Day to remind everyone that love is not dead. No one to throw candy at unsuspecting students everywhere they turn. Without the Princeton Band, who would you have to play at your weddings, bar mitzvahs, and birthday parties? Halftime shows would be reduced to Nissan, Coca Cola, and Electrical Workers Union ads. Only you can stop this future. Go out and vote.
[Band forms a ballot and plays Time Warp]
But in all seriousness, it’s important for everyone to engage in our civic duty. Your vote truly does count, and our country is counting on each and every one of us to make our voices be heard through our votes. There are ten days left to register in New Jersey, so make sure you’re signed up! Now run away band, better get to Woolworth while we still can!