Lehigh 2021
Lehigh at Princeton
September 24, 2022
Princeton wins 29-17
Pregame:
Le- Hi!!
Le- Hello!
Le- Greetings!
Le- Howdy!
Le- Shalom!
l'chaim
It's le-Princeton UUUUUUniversity band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song]
Clutch the Mountain Hawk is awfully high up in the Mountains, but he’s gotta come down. Being terribly high makes it hard for Clutch to make it to class and keep his GPA extremely high. Your university is of course, really highly respected for its academics, and Clutch wants to at least try to uphold its reputation. But unfortunately, Clutch met some definiteLy High delinquents who were up to no good, to whom Clutch said, “LeHigh knew you were trouble.”
[Band forms a group of delinquents and plays I Knew You Were Trouble]
Get it together Band; get into an actual formation this time! Wait—is the ground spinning? Or is that just our double-double rotating P??
[Band forms Double Double Rotating P and plays "Going Back to Nassau Hall"]
Halftime:
*yodeling sounds* *end in yodeLEHIGH* it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
After dealing with those delinquents, Clutch decided to treat himself to a much needed break and took a couple weeks up high in the mountains. When he got back, he texted us, his good friends in the Princeton University Band, about the great ski hill he had seen on his journey. We thought to ourselves, “we’ve had a rough first three weeks of class. We deserve a break too!” Time to revive the great Band Ski Trip!
[Band forms a mountain and plays Holiday]
In our daring escape from the human meat grinder that is a semester at Princeton, we were able to get high enough to arrive at the peak. Amid the beautiful views, we had a sudden realization: there was no snow yet.
In despair, we sought out the Queen of Snow, Elsa. She just told us to “let it go” and went back to being high on her mountain. Instead, she sent her delegate, Yosuf the Yodeling Yeti. He spoke thus: <yodel>. We’re not sure what that means, but he’s not going to stop us from skiing! We don’t know where the snow is, but we’re going to ski anyway! We are unstoppable!
[Band forms a ski pole and plays Don’t Stop Me Now]
Run away Band, Yosuf the Yodeling Yeti is traumatized by our sheer size!
September 24, 2022
Princeton wins 29-17
Pregame:
Le- Hi!!
Le- Hello!
Le- Greetings!
Le- Howdy!
Le- Shalom!
l'chaim
It's le-Princeton UUUUUUniversity band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song]
Clutch the Mountain Hawk is awfully high up in the Mountains, but he’s gotta come down. Being terribly high makes it hard for Clutch to make it to class and keep his GPA extremely high. Your university is of course, really highly respected for its academics, and Clutch wants to at least try to uphold its reputation. But unfortunately, Clutch met some definiteLy High delinquents who were up to no good, to whom Clutch said, “LeHigh knew you were trouble.”
[Band forms a group of delinquents and plays I Knew You Were Trouble]
Get it together Band; get into an actual formation this time! Wait—is the ground spinning? Or is that just our double-double rotating P??
[Band forms Double Double Rotating P and plays "Going Back to Nassau Hall"]
Halftime:
*yodeling sounds* *end in yodeLEHIGH* it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
After dealing with those delinquents, Clutch decided to treat himself to a much needed break and took a couple weeks up high in the mountains. When he got back, he texted us, his good friends in the Princeton University Band, about the great ski hill he had seen on his journey. We thought to ourselves, “we’ve had a rough first three weeks of class. We deserve a break too!” Time to revive the great Band Ski Trip!
[Band forms a mountain and plays Holiday]
In our daring escape from the human meat grinder that is a semester at Princeton, we were able to get high enough to arrive at the peak. Amid the beautiful views, we had a sudden realization: there was no snow yet.
In despair, we sought out the Queen of Snow, Elsa. She just told us to “let it go” and went back to being high on her mountain. Instead, she sent her delegate, Yosuf the Yodeling Yeti. He spoke thus: <yodel>. We’re not sure what that means, but he’s not going to stop us from skiing! We don’t know where the snow is, but we’re going to ski anyway! We are unstoppable!
[Band forms a ski pole and plays Don’t Stop Me Now]
Run away Band, Yosuf the Yodeling Yeti is traumatized by our sheer size!
