Penn 1981
Princeton at Penn
October 31st, 1981
Princeton wins 38-30
Ladies and gentlemen, the Princeton University Band takes a long, hard look at great Eastern cities.
“Princeton Forward”
The most modern industrialized city of the east has little crime, little unemployment, and little people to match. Furthermore, Mukashi aru otoko no hito wa nentucket kara deshta. Koku wa sukku dekiru hodo wa. Na guyido shta ureshisona kao shteita ni itte chinu kirei. Shinagara mimi wa keento dearebu pokusurundesho. Ah, I live in Osaka, but I love Tokyo.
“Turning Japanese” -> “New York, New York” (Band forms pagoda)
Tired of the hustle-bustle of the free world? Why not spend a fun-filled lifetime behind the scenic iron curtain? Yes, Moscow, great eastern center of free thinking, liberalism, social and political liberty, and the invasion of the month club. We salute you, Moscow, for generously hosting the apolitical 1980 Olympic games. Forming:\
a) An anabolic steroid
b) The number of medals won by Sri Lanka
c) The number of East German women swimmers without 5 o’clock shadow
d) The amount of money NBC made on the Olympics or
e)
g) the Penn State Band
“Olympic Theme” -> “New York, New York” (Band forms 0)
Ah, but let us not forget that culinary capital of the world, Paris. Home of such dining pleasures as crepes suzettes, escargots, and ze legs de frogs. But the band loves the other school of french cooking. We love zeir fries, zeir toast, and zeir onion zoup, aussi. Forming ze golden arches do triomphe on le field, the Band awaits the day when we may return for chicken McCordon Bleu.
“La Marseillaise” -> “New York, New York” (Band forms McDonalds arches)
And now we would like to present our musical tribute to that fine city of brotherly love located on the scenic Delaware River, birthplace of American liberty and home of such fine imported brews as Schmidts and Schaefer, that’s right, Camden.
“Born to Run” (Band forms the Liberty Bell)
October 31st, 1981
Princeton wins 38-30
Ladies and gentlemen, the Princeton University Band takes a long, hard look at great Eastern cities.
“Princeton Forward”
The most modern industrialized city of the east has little crime, little unemployment, and little people to match. Furthermore, Mukashi aru otoko no hito wa nentucket kara deshta. Koku wa sukku dekiru hodo wa. Na guyido shta ureshisona kao shteita ni itte chinu kirei. Shinagara mimi wa keento dearebu pokusurundesho. Ah, I live in Osaka, but I love Tokyo.
“Turning Japanese” -> “New York, New York” (Band forms pagoda)
Tired of the hustle-bustle of the free world? Why not spend a fun-filled lifetime behind the scenic iron curtain? Yes, Moscow, great eastern center of free thinking, liberalism, social and political liberty, and the invasion of the month club. We salute you, Moscow, for generously hosting the apolitical 1980 Olympic games. Forming:\
a) An anabolic steroid
b) The number of medals won by Sri Lanka
c) The number of East German women swimmers without 5 o’clock shadow
d) The amount of money NBC made on the Olympics or
e)
g) the Penn State Band
“Olympic Theme” -> “New York, New York” (Band forms 0)
Ah, but let us not forget that culinary capital of the world, Paris. Home of such dining pleasures as crepes suzettes, escargots, and ze legs de frogs. But the band loves the other school of french cooking. We love zeir fries, zeir toast, and zeir onion zoup, aussi. Forming ze golden arches do triomphe on le field, the Band awaits the day when we may return for chicken McCordon Bleu.
“La Marseillaise” -> “New York, New York” (Band forms McDonalds arches)
And now we would like to present our musical tribute to that fine city of brotherly love located on the scenic Delaware River, birthplace of American liberty and home of such fine imported brews as Schmidts and Schaefer, that’s right, Camden.
“Born to Run” (Band forms the Liberty Bell)