Penn 1982
Penn at Princeton
October 30th, 1982
Outcome Unknown
Ladies and gentlemen, the Princeton University Band takes a long, hard look at…Things That are in Bad Taste.
“Princeton Forward”
All Princetonians have been forced to swallow the bad tasting food at Commons. If it isn’t Turkey Tetrachloride or Seafood Nuremberg, you can bet DFS will be serving their mouth-watering rendition of steamed yak curry. However, the Band would like to offer an alternative to this culinary catastrophe. Forming a plate of Band jackets on the field, the PUB shows that we aren’t a band with bad taste, we’re just a band that tastes bad.
“Sink the Bismark” (Band forms circle with some band jackets piled inside)
I’d like to talk to you a little about…bad commercials. From Scope’s insulting morning breath to Ti-D-Bowl’s innoculous sailor, the American public finds it difficult to stomach the bad taste of Madison Avenue. Fighting fire with fire, the Band forms:
a) a White Castle burger (a small circle)
b) a Wendy’s burger (a square)
c) a Jumbo Jack (a little larger circle)
d) or a Big Mac (a larger circle), or
e) a Whopper (a very large circle),
and asks the musical question, “Aren’t you hungry?”
“Where, Oh Where Has my Little Dog Gone?”
And now, the Band will list all the things that are in good taste in Philadelphia…(Pause). Well, there are always cheesesteaks.
“Little Brown Jug” (Band forms a cheesesteak)
But never fear, because here’s the great tasting, not available in stores, take two and call us in the morning, P.U.B.
“Liberty Bell March” (Band forms a concert shell)
Of course, everyone says the epitome of bad taste is the Princeton University Band. The PUB has carefully walked the fine line between subtle humor and blatant smut. Abandoning humor, the Band reverts to smut. Forming a huge, pulsating…Sorry the rest of this show has been cut. (Band, which has been running around as if to go into formation, stops in place, shrugs, and walks off the field.)
October 30th, 1982
Outcome Unknown
Ladies and gentlemen, the Princeton University Band takes a long, hard look at…Things That are in Bad Taste.
“Princeton Forward”
All Princetonians have been forced to swallow the bad tasting food at Commons. If it isn’t Turkey Tetrachloride or Seafood Nuremberg, you can bet DFS will be serving their mouth-watering rendition of steamed yak curry. However, the Band would like to offer an alternative to this culinary catastrophe. Forming a plate of Band jackets on the field, the PUB shows that we aren’t a band with bad taste, we’re just a band that tastes bad.
“Sink the Bismark” (Band forms circle with some band jackets piled inside)
I’d like to talk to you a little about…bad commercials. From Scope’s insulting morning breath to Ti-D-Bowl’s innoculous sailor, the American public finds it difficult to stomach the bad taste of Madison Avenue. Fighting fire with fire, the Band forms:
a) a White Castle burger (a small circle)
b) a Wendy’s burger (a square)
c) a Jumbo Jack (a little larger circle)
d) or a Big Mac (a larger circle), or
e) a Whopper (a very large circle),
and asks the musical question, “Aren’t you hungry?”
“Where, Oh Where Has my Little Dog Gone?”
And now, the Band will list all the things that are in good taste in Philadelphia…(Pause). Well, there are always cheesesteaks.
“Little Brown Jug” (Band forms a cheesesteak)
But never fear, because here’s the great tasting, not available in stores, take two and call us in the morning, P.U.B.
“Liberty Bell March” (Band forms a concert shell)
Of course, everyone says the epitome of bad taste is the Princeton University Band. The PUB has carefully walked the fine line between subtle humor and blatant smut. Abandoning humor, the Band reverts to smut. Forming a huge, pulsating…Sorry the rest of this show has been cut. (Band, which has been running around as if to go into formation, stops in place, shrugs, and walks off the field.)
