Penn 2001
Princeton at Penn
November 3rd, 2001
Princeton loses 10-21
Pregame:
Because we care, it’s the Princeton University People-with-nothing-better-to-do Band!
“Princeton Cannon Song”
Right now, most of our band is on fall break. We really can’t blame them for not being here. There’s lots of places we’d rather be.
Forming a little p for purgatory, the Band says “be careful what you wish for”.
(Band forms a small ‘p’ and plays “Fight On Pennsylvania”)
And now, it’s the
(Band forms Single-Double Rotating P and plays “Going Back”)
Run away Band – quickly.
Halftime
The Princeton University Midterm Break Band, takes a long, hard look at your future. Hey seniors, we know your last 8 or 9 years here have been fun, but it’s time to start thinking about your future. Because we know you’ll need all the help you can get, we’d like to offer a Princeton Review Guide to standardized tests. Let’s start with a sample analogy: Princeton is to Penn as a. Dom Perignon is to Andre b. A surprise party is to a dark, empty room c. Powdered sugar is to anthrax d. Freckles are to melanoma While all those are good answers, you have to be sure to pick the best answer, which is e. a nice hot bath is to a cold shower in the State Pen Forming a bar of soap the band says, you’d better pick that up.
(Band forms soap, plays “Gimme Some Lovin'”)
Now let’s move on to math. A train leaves Chicago traveling at 60 miles an hour, a second train leaves … (crumpling paper) … you know this seems a little too ambitious, there are some tests other than the GREs and LSATs you should be more worried about, like:
Forming an ink blot, we ask what you see.
(Band forms an inkblot, plays “I Can See for Miles”)
Run away band, it’s the Penn fans, and they don’t have to wear shades
November 3rd, 2001
Princeton loses 10-21
Pregame:
Because we care, it’s the Princeton University People-with-nothing-better-to-do Band!
“Princeton Cannon Song”
Right now, most of our band is on fall break. We really can’t blame them for not being here. There’s lots of places we’d rather be.
- Hamilton Post Office
- New Haven
- Kabul
- Deep in the crystal-clear waters of the Skokul (sic)
- an undisclosed location
- the Penn band.
Forming a little p for purgatory, the Band says “be careful what you wish for”.
(Band forms a small ‘p’ and plays “Fight On Pennsylvania”)
And now, it’s the
- Ball Point
- State
- Felt
- Pig
- Bull
- Quill
- Fountain
- Play
- Uniball
- paint
- holding
- epi
- Single-Double Rotating P!
(Band forms Single-Double Rotating P and plays “Going Back”)
Run away Band – quickly.
Halftime
The Princeton University Midterm Break Band, takes a long, hard look at your future. Hey seniors, we know your last 8 or 9 years here have been fun, but it’s time to start thinking about your future. Because we know you’ll need all the help you can get, we’d like to offer a Princeton Review Guide to standardized tests. Let’s start with a sample analogy: Princeton is to Penn as a. Dom Perignon is to Andre b. A surprise party is to a dark, empty room c. Powdered sugar is to anthrax d. Freckles are to melanoma While all those are good answers, you have to be sure to pick the best answer, which is e. a nice hot bath is to a cold shower in the State Pen Forming a bar of soap the band says, you’d better pick that up.
(Band forms soap, plays “Gimme Some Lovin'”)
Now let’s move on to math. A train leaves Chicago traveling at 60 miles an hour, a second train leaves … (crumpling paper) … you know this seems a little too ambitious, there are some tests other than the GREs and LSATs you should be more worried about, like:
- A field sobriety test: How many fingers am I holding up?
- A fast food competency test: Do you want fries with that?
- Pregnancy test: Who’s the daddy?
- Paternity test: Who’s your daddy?
- Hearing test: What?
- Cosmo’s do I satisfy my lover test: Here’s a hint, No
- A vision test: Ask for the one with pictures
- And the Rorschach test.
Forming an ink blot, we ask what you see.
(Band forms an inkblot, plays “I Can See for Miles”)
Run away band, it’s the Penn fans, and they don’t have to wear shades
