Penn 2006
Penn at Princeton
November 4th, 2006
Princeton wins 31-30
Pregame
Double-teaming Penn from the East and South, it’s the Princeton University Band and University of Virginia Pep Band! We in the Princeton Band would like to welcome both the Penn Band and the UVA Band to today’s game. After spending a few hours with the Virginia kids, though, we immediately realized that UVA, not Penn, should be the eighth Ivy. Here’s why:
Forming a little “p” for “punted from the Ivy League,” the Band plays “Fight On, Pennsylvania.”
(Band forms small “p” and plays “Fight On, Pennsylvania”)
And Now… Fifty-four Forty or Fight Tippecanoe and Tyler, too A New Deal I like Ike Peace with Honor Read my lips, no new taxes Lock-Box Stay the Course For a Stronger America It’s Time for a Change We’re gonna go to Washington and take back the Double-Double-Rotating-P! BYAWH!
(Band forms Double Double Rotating P and plays “Going Back”)
Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise for the playing of the National Anthem
(Band plays “The Star-Spangled Banner”)
Halftime
Show me your goodies, it’s the Princeton University Band!
(Princeton Forward)
Penn, we’ve found your website to be completely worthless, especially the news section. Who cares about your new buildings? People want dirt, and we in the Princeton Band have taken the liberty to give the masses the Penn headlines they want:
Forming Bangkok, the Band plays Jungle Boogie
(“Jungle Boogie”)
In a recent interview, Barack Obama admitted to “inhaling” in his youth, in contrast to a certain former President. Such frankness rarely shines through in politics, but in an effort to keep up in the media, many other prominent politicians have come forward to let the skeletons out of their own closets.
Wondering what will happen to these honest-Abe’s, the Band forms the court of public opinion and plays “Aftershock.”
(Band forms the court of public opinion and plays “Aftershock”)
Run away, Band. This halftime show is inane and irrelevant and does not contribute to a football atmosphere.
November 4th, 2006
Princeton wins 31-30
Pregame
Double-teaming Penn from the East and South, it’s the Princeton University Band and University of Virginia Pep Band! We in the Princeton Band would like to welcome both the Penn Band and the UVA Band to today’s game. After spending a few hours with the Virginia kids, though, we immediately realized that UVA, not Penn, should be the eighth Ivy. Here’s why:
- Better colors
- We’d never have to go back to Philadelphia
- Thomas Jefferson could beat up Benjamin Franklin
- Away games wouldn’t require armed guards
- Penn throws toast, but UVA throws grits
- Virginia is for lovers, but Pennsylvania is for Santorum
- The Cavalier fights fiercely, but the Quaker is still a dork
Forming a little “p” for “punted from the Ivy League,” the Band plays “Fight On, Pennsylvania.”
(Band forms small “p” and plays “Fight On, Pennsylvania”)
And Now… Fifty-four Forty or Fight Tippecanoe and Tyler, too A New Deal I like Ike Peace with Honor Read my lips, no new taxes Lock-Box Stay the Course For a Stronger America It’s Time for a Change We’re gonna go to Washington and take back the Double-Double-Rotating-P! BYAWH!
(Band forms Double Double Rotating P and plays “Going Back”)
Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise for the playing of the National Anthem
(Band plays “The Star-Spangled Banner”)
Halftime
Show me your goodies, it’s the Princeton University Band!
(Princeton Forward)
Penn, we’ve found your website to be completely worthless, especially the news section. Who cares about your new buildings? People want dirt, and we in the Princeton Band have taken the liberty to give the masses the Penn headlines they want:
- Amy Gutmann hosed from Cottage
- Penn Band implicated in oil-for-oatmeal scandal.
- Bush expands Axis of Evil to include Belarus, University of Pennsylvania
- Quaker riots escalate, National Guard called in.
- Penn admits first-ever smart kid; Smart kid declines, goes to Princeton
- Campus environment improves as Penn swallowed by Hell
- Penn student scores date with real-live woman
- Penn professor tours Thailand, investigates youth culture.
Forming Bangkok, the Band plays Jungle Boogie
(“Jungle Boogie”)
In a recent interview, Barack Obama admitted to “inhaling” in his youth, in contrast to a certain former President. Such frankness rarely shines through in politics, but in an effort to keep up in the media, many other prominent politicians have come forward to let the skeletons out of their own closets.
- George W. Bush finally admits to having a lobotomy
- Robert Byrd confesses to having died five years ago
- John McCain says he delayed retirement just to annoy Pres. Bush
- Ruth Bader-Ginsburg admits that she is actually a man
- Condoleeza Rice admits to third-floor bickering the White House
- Bill Frist admits that he is not a real doctor
- Dennis Hastert admits that he is an amorphous blob
- Bill Clinton admits to an intimate relationship with Hillary Clinton
- John Kerry admits dipping his fries in Heinz.
Wondering what will happen to these honest-Abe’s, the Band forms the court of public opinion and plays “Aftershock.”
(Band forms the court of public opinion and plays “Aftershock”)
Run away, Band. This halftime show is inane and irrelevant and does not contribute to a football atmosphere.
